Short Passing Out Poems

we will meet again
in a park where a poet
is passing out dreams...

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It
had
started
to drizzle-
drifts of white blossom
spattered the coffin bearers boots....

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my friend cannot spell it is true

and was stuck on the word iq

when teacher did shout

before passing out

my library books overdue.
...

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Hats flung, passing out
Seven years and student debt
Fleas, ticks and fur balls



18 June 2021
Sponsor: Line Gauthier
Contest: Bite Size Poem number 8...

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Heard that bashing your head against a wall
Feels good especially when you stop if you don't fall
Passing out is a negative
Heads are quite sensitive
Pretend that it don't hurt and try hard not to bawl...

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A knife in the heart can hurt,
just one breath from passing out;
Sunshine will never reach you,
your precise weight is too much;
Feelings instigate collapse;
Darkness is soothed with a touch,
within pain there is rebirth....

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Four walls one couch
Four bros one pound
Dense smoke in this house
Light stoners start passing out
While real stoners laugh
Then roll more loud
Literally we're in a cloud
My thoughts end up in lost and found
If you got some cash
You can get some hash
If you got some cash
you'll smoke some dank...

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This injured head appears to pose
some simple questions.
Is this head what gave rise
to the fall to the floor?
Did the fall give rise
to the pills?
Did the pills give rise
to the cure that gave rise
to my thanks
to the fall to the floor
that sent me questioning?
A head asks questions of itself.


(Nov 2021)...

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Chained to the brink of passing out
until the tip of you awakens me;

To be controlled then emancipated,
at just the right time;

The hands at my throat always 
know what tissues to press;

A quick inhale then you take me
again before my breath can catch;

I trust you will always indulge my 
carnal cravings…....

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I've written poems to speak my mind.
I've written poems of many kind.
But when they're read and misconstrued.
It's like passing out and getting tattoo'd.

It's someone else's thoughts, not mine.
I'm not upset, truly, it's fine.
That's part of the enjoyment of reading rhyme.
It's subject to interpretation every time....

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Electric shock. 
And so were those
Winter days. 

Hysterical, practical
And our supplements
To fight daily 
Loneliness. 

Mustard in her
Nails made shooting
in the Street far worse. 

A cylindrical whirlwind
of your suitcase
as you're weight lifting
And I'm drinking and 
So you are you and 
We're passing out now. 

I spilled my wine on
the bar. On purpose. 

And I wished my father
Was there....

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"How Do You Feel"
Waking each night at the same hour 
4am power
Frustratedly tossing and turning
mindlessness soaring.
No cars passing out on the roads,     
 the streetlights shine in through my windows,
feels like I'm stuck in a strange limbo
trapped between night and day. 
Taking slow deep breaths
eyes so tired but no regrets 
I feel like my bed is my body.

24th January 2023....

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One little drinky more
One little drinky more
I do adore passing out on the floor for
One little drinky more.

Two little drinkies more
Two little drinkies more
I do adore passing out on the floor for
Two little drinkies more.

Three little drinkies more
Three little drinkies more
I do adore passing out on the floor for
Three little drinkies more.

[Continue until you pass out.]...

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Damn this heart



This heart I have
Can I give it back to the maker?
Why did you fill it with so much love?
So much passion
Why
The weight of it sinks me like a stone
Drowning in feelings
I never truly have peace of mind
When my heart searches for love and more, more
Heartbroken 
Passing out love like candy
Desiring a love I cannot have
Damn this heart of mine
This
Heart
Of 
Mine
Damn 
I ask again
Why?...

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He thinks he killed me.
So he rolled me up in a rug.
I thought I died too but then I wiggled my toes.
Rugs are bristly and hot, so I felt that too.
When I try to unfurl, I just get wrapped tighter.
Until I relax and fall asleep.
I always wake up from that nightmare,
But I’m lying on the floor from passing out.
They are worried but it’s just a dream, I say.
I’m tired, so I close my eyes again.
To get a little more sleep....

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Expectant fathers will often pace
Until nurse invites them into
A bright delivery suite
To see their baby born;
Before they see birth
Of their newborn,
Some are out
Cold on 
Floor.

Soon,
Revived
Father acts
Like all is well,
Soon, is eagerly
Passing out souvenirs
Announcing their fatherhood
Like they did all of the hard work
Bringing new baby into the world!


June 11, 2021
Dedicated to my fourth great-grandchild!...

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I didn’t want to make a great fuss
When Fred sat beside me on the bus
A great stink did appear -
T’was expelled from his rear
I went green and started to cuss

I thought it would be indiscreet
If I upped and went to swap seat
He kept passing out gas
From his windy fat ass ...
(It’s lucky he can’t smell MY feet!)

No idea of his real name.. but this really happened to me on the bus yesterday
... I don't have smelly feet


17th August 2016...

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