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A Very Windy Day In August

I didn’t want to make a great fuss
When Fred sat beside me on the bus
A great stink did appear -
T’was expelled from his rear
I went green and started to cuss

I thought it would be indiscreet
If I upped and went to swap seat
He kept passing out gas
From his windy fat ass ...
(It’s lucky he can’t smell MY feet!)

No idea of his real name.. but this really happened to me on the bus yesterday
... I don't have smelly feet


17th August 2016

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Fiona Callaghan Date: 8/21/2016 2:47:00 AM Very funny Jan. This happened to me once on a long haul flight! Fiona Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/22/2016 7:16:00 AM Oh no Fiona that must have been horrendous for you - ugh!:-( hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso Date: 8/20/2016 12:07:00 AM Sorry about that,however you have to admit, what are the odds we would meet like that!!! :) Hugs! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/20/2016 4:28:00 AM ha ha ha you crease me up my friend:-) hugs Jan xx

Terry Hoffman Date: 8/18/2016 1:22:00 PM This is a wonderful limerick. I like ones that tell a story like this. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/18/2016 1:59:00 PM I love writing limericks Terry in fact I am working on a humour book using many of the poems here - guess I'll have to remove them when i get round to publishing it:-( Hugs Jan xx

Connie Marcum Wong Date: 8/18/2016 7:06:00 AM Haha...this happened to me in my eye doctors office and there was no other seat open to move to. I got out a tissue and pretended I had a cold. Finally someone got up and I rushed over to take their empty seat. It is funny now, but wasn't then...you are so great at writing these Jan. ; ) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/18/2016 2:00:00 PM It's such a delicate situation Connie - all I could do was grit my teeth and formulate a poem lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 8/17/2016 3:46:00 PM haha, you are at it again!! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/18/2016 2:01:00 PM I know Andrea, I can't help it lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Lynn Marie Date: 8/17/2016 1:31:00 PM ...Lol...Your imagination and wit never ceases to amaze me! You turn everyday occurrences into a "laugh track" full of smiles for all to enjoy :-) Thank you...an immensely fun read :-) :-) blessings, lynn Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/18/2016 2:01:00 PM Unfortunately this wasn't imagination lol:-( hugs Jan xx

Anne-Lise Andresen Date: 8/17/2016 1:19:00 PM - An embarrassing experience .... but still very funny, Jan :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/18/2016 2:01:00 PM Thanks Anne Lise:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith Date: 8/17/2016 11:39:00 AM When I got to the other chair...that odour didn't disappear...two young lads did gasp... pointing to my asp...where paper dangled out my rear Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/18/2016 2:03:00 PM ha ha ha Thanks Tim:-) hugs Jan xx

Mark Anthony Cotterman Date: 8/17/2016 9:34:00 AM as my daughter would say with her silly giggle "yew..." one very funny piece! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/18/2016 2:04:00 PM Thanks Mark - farty poems still make me giggle and I write lots of poop poetry lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Daniel Turner Date: 8/17/2016 7:42:00 AM Jan, your sense of humor just kills me. Spoken like a true English Lady! If it happens again just use this old southern comeback. "Why fart and waste it, when you can burp and taste it?" Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/18/2016 2:05:00 PM Thanks Daniel I aim to please lol - I will diversify from poop poems one day - no guarantee of when though lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Demetrios Trifiatis Date: 8/17/2016 7:23:00 AM Hahaha! Hilarious times two! What a horrible experience dear, Jan! Were the windows open? Poor girl! Imagine if you had smelly feet you could get even! haha! A 7 x 2 ! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/18/2016 2:05:00 PM I was sitting by the window but was wedged in by his behind, I couldn't move lol:-) hugs Jan xx