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I didn’t want to make a great fuss When Fred sat beside me on the bus A great stink did appear - T’was expelled from his rear I went green and started to cuss I thought it would be indiscreet If I upped and went to swap seat He kept passing out gas From his windy fat *** ... (It’s lucky he can’t smell MY feet!) No idea of his real name.. but this really happened to me on the bus yesterday ... I don't have smelly feet 17th August 2016

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Date: 8/21/2016 2:47:00 AM
Very funny Jan. This happened to me once on a long haul flight! Fiona
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Date: 8/22/2016 7:16:00 AM
Oh no Fiona that must have been horrendous for you - ugh!:-( hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/20/2016 12:07:00 AM
Sorry about that,however you have to admit, what are the odds we would meet like that!!! :) Hugs!
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Date: 8/20/2016 4:28:00 AM
ha ha ha you crease me up my friend:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/18/2016 1:22:00 PM
This is a wonderful limerick. I like ones that tell a story like this.
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Date: 8/18/2016 1:59:00 PM
I love writing limericks Terry in fact I am working on a humour book using many of the poems here - guess I'll have to remove them when i get round to publishing it:-( Hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/18/2016 7:06:00 AM
Haha...this happened to me in my eye doctors office and there was no other seat open to move to. I got out a tissue and pretended I had a cold. Finally someone got up and I rushed over to take their empty seat. It is funny now, but wasn't then...you are so great at writing these Jan. ; )
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Date: 8/18/2016 2:00:00 PM
It's such a delicate situation Connie - all I could do was grit my teeth and formulate a poem lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/17/2016 3:46:00 PM
haha, you are at it again!!
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Date: 8/18/2016 2:01:00 PM
I know Andrea, I can't help it lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/17/2016 1:31:00 PM
...Lol...Your imagination and wit never ceases to amaze me! You turn everyday occurrences into a "laugh track" full of smiles for all to enjoy :-) Thank you...an immensely fun read :-) :-) blessings, lynn
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Date: 8/18/2016 2:01:00 PM
Unfortunately this wasn't imagination lol:-( hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/17/2016 1:19:00 PM
- An embarrassing experience .... but still very funny, Jan :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 8/18/2016 2:01:00 PM
Thanks Anne Lise:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/17/2016 11:39:00 AM
When I got to the other chair...that odour didn't disappear...two young lads did gasp... pointing to my asp...where paper dangled out my rear
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Date: 8/18/2016 2:03:00 PM
ha ha ha Thanks Tim:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/17/2016 9:34:00 AM
as my daughter would say with her silly giggle "yew..." one very funny piece!
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Date: 8/18/2016 2:04:00 PM
Thanks Mark - farty poems still make me giggle and I write lots of poop poetry lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Date: 8/17/2016 7:23:00 AM
Hahaha! Hilarious times two! What a horrible experience dear, Jan! Were the windows open? Poor girl! Imagine if you had smelly feet you could get even! haha! A 7 x 2 !
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Date: 8/18/2016 2:05:00 PM
I was sitting by the window but was wedged in by his behind, I couldn't move lol:-) hugs Jan xx