Short Pantry Poems

27-05-2022

The mouse sniffed the air
then dashed into the pantry
For a scrap of food...

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dissident drive in
transcellular circumstance
chromosome causes
proton personalities
organic typhon swallows...

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He
raided
the pantry
and his larder
groaned

Frans Syder
httpa://www.diacenter.org/kos/images/franss.html...

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Probabilities

fallen fruit exists
earthen harvest and ground meet
jars in the pantry

Robert J. Lindley ,07-24-2014...

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Sugar-cured prawn omelette
pumpkin risotto
a fusillo with meat balls
and spiced aubergine
ricotta cheesecake
goosberry
Fool !...

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Oh goodness there’s no coffee;
Nothing but an empty pantry;
Bitter with no sweet 
sleeping on my feet,
my cup’s got jitters going crazy....

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There was a young man from Kentucky
Went into the pantry to find a cookie
A gay man from Dover
seeing him bending over
said I just can't believe I'm that lucky

25/5/14...

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Handy Andy, such a dandy;
Left his lunch bag in the pantry.
Ended up at a drive thru;
Where Chef Lou had the flu;
Sick Andy’s no so handy.
...

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fragile lace domain
traps all who venture inside
arachnid's pantry 


Written 8th November 2020

Premier Contest H I - K U 
Sponsor Briand Strand
4th PLACE...

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Love song 
Waving with glee
Perfect motion
Striving to be
Event conversation
Dancing
Picking the place 
Absolute decor
Aroma filled sure
Pantry appetite mill


(Spare Moment)...

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There is a potbelly in Kelly
  To whom it belongs  ‘Our Nelly’
   She’s banned from the pantry
    Works out in the gantry
     Her bikini versus the deli.

© Harry J Horsman  2010...

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Once was this famous chef named Nancy
Guys were always trying to get in her pantry
But her salt and pepper
Caused sneezing peckers
Her meals were amazing and whatta chassis...

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Once was this famous chef named Nancy
Guys were always trying to get in her pantry
But her salt and pepper
Caused sneezing peckers
Her meals were amazing and whatta chassis...

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Once was this famous chef named Nancy
Guys were always trying to get into her pantry
But her salt and pepper
Caused many sneezing peckers
Most meals were deemed unsatisfactory...

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Once was this famous chef named Nancy
Guys were always trying to get in her pantry
But her salt and pepper
Caused many sneezing peckers
Her meals were amazing and whatta chassis...

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I was but a  lonely      spider
Trapped in a   little      pantry,
Until a girl and   boy    approached me:
"You need to      share your joy.
Give me all      your      love,
Because your love       is beautiful."...

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How about a corn flake cookie?
No thank you, I say, not sure what it is.

Then I see them
They look tasty

Now I make them myself
It is the only reason to have Corn Flakes in my pantry
Where there are now six boxes
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I know a family that doesn't have much
  But their small abode is spotless
    You can eat off their floors

  'Course that makes them 'classist and racist'
  The home in which they take such pride 
    ~ a veritable eyesore...

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Inside the keepers pantry
Spinoza can look into any lenses
Our lives have changed since then
as the chaff of wheats trail
Tells us truth is neigh
as it shimmers with the dust
as we guide our silent prayers
to Gods substantive creation....

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When she saw it in position
There was no way she'd let it be
She loved how it was in the pink
And in my pants, for her to see

Sometimes it will end up in soup
Or in the pantry it may be
You can put it most anywhere,
That so versatile letter "P!"...

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Frans Snyders ,master of the Baroque
Stiil Life genre was his artistic stock
Fruit,vegetables&fish alive or dead
lavish in detail* on these objects he fed

*https://www.topofart.com/artists/Snyders/art-reproduction/10248/Pantry-Scene-with-Servant.php...

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Inside the Keepers pantry
Jesus can stare at any mirror
Our lives have changed
likens the chaff of wheat 
The Lord is neigh
as truth wrestles amongst the shimmering trees
and we are guided by our missives
The green patterns of holly
roots our dreams...

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Candy In Pantry:
Handy 
Candy 

Hersey's Chocolate:
Divine
Design

Secret Sweets:
Dandy
Candy

In The Pantry:
Better 
Treasure

Hersey's for Karter:
Karter
Starter

End Results:
More pounds
Compound

Sponsor: Yasmin Khan
Contest: Footle Fun...

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We are the ants
    who march into
      your pantry
  as well as your pants

  We are the ants
    who stealthy advance
      do a snake dance
  then eat up your plants

  For we are ants
    not sycophants
      your Devastation
  ~ our gleeful bromance...

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two more days before i get paid
the pantry is almost empty
4 slices of bread and a can of beans
if i'm careful this could be plenty

i have half a pint of milk and 3 bags of tea
and a little bit of sugar
things could be worse
i could have nothing
i'm really a lucky bugger...

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