Short Overweight Poems

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By Eve Roper 10/17/2014...

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Feeding on itself
Hate is toppled, overweight
      Love rises above...

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You aren't overweight, 
absolutely not.
Heat expands,
You're not fat, You're Hot....

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I’m
on two
diets now, 
as there’s just 
not enough 
food on 
one...

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A bulging belly balefully belies
the vanished vigour of youth;
happens to most of us.

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19 November 2018...

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OVERWEIGHT HUSBAND:

Chubby
Hubby

FLABBY STOMACH:

Jelly
Belly

A WELL PADDED BOTTOM:

Cushy
Tushy

WINNIE THE POOH ON A DIET:

Skinny
Winnie...

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Billy Bunter was a lad
Before fast-food became a fad
Ever ready to pass the buck,
Overweight,down on his luck-
Decided to 'borrow' his school mates'  tuck....

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We knew Trump was purely pathetic;
Also leaping, lewd and lascivious skeptic; 
Bizarre;
Should see scar;
He had been overweight and a diabetic.

Jim Horn...

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We knew Trump was purely pathetic;
Also leaping, lewd and lascivious skeptic; 
Bizarre;
Should see scar;
He had been overweight and a diabetic.

Jim Horn...

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I am unhappy with myself.
My body is clearly overweight
(And starving clearly isn't going to help).
I think I've lost some,
But it's just a water-weight illusion....

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You're probably wondering about the title
So explaining the meaning is quite vital
It's coz so many smarts
Are bursting us apart
So our extra is stored in our outer walls...

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Where is fat baby cupid?
I hope he knows I think Valentines day is stupid
Buying expensive gifts at Walmart
Overweight babies shooting love darts
Honestly the whole holiday is simply putrid...

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This old mind works in very strange ways
Conjures up images of me doing the plié
So graceful and sweet
So light on my feet
An overweight Baryshnikov, not as graceful some say...

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Trump Does Like To Demonstrate

Trump always does like to demonstrate,
How handsome he is being overweight,
And did divulge,
Battle of bulge,
Due to all the food would consummate.

Jim Horn...

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Out of the corner of my eye, I caught a glimpse
Of a stunning young lady, classified as a nymph
A glorious image
Playing the fiddle
An overweight statue with a protruding plinth...

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You're probably wondering about the title
So explaining the meaning is quite vital
It's coz so many smarts
Are bursting us apart
So our extra smarts are stored in our brain walls...

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How popular is the big attraction today
By all accounts, it's “The Trumpeters Ballet”
It's classified first-rate
Though a bit overweight
His followers too, southern cooking on a plate...

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Saw a road sign, “HEAVY PEDESTRIAN TRAFFIC”
Showed an overweight senior with large geographics
Kinda rude I'd say
But me, it did slay
A dude with a sense of humor was surely the culprit...

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Saw a road sign, “HEAVY PEDESTRIAN TRAFFIC”
Showed an overweight senior with large geographics
Kinda rude I'd say
But me, it did slay
A dude with a sense of humor was surely the culprit...

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Saw a road sign, “HEAVY PEDESTRIAN TRAFFIC”
Showed an overweight senior with large geographics
Kinda rude I'd say
But me, it did slay
A dude with a sense of humor was surely the culprit...

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With a thoroughbred Jackass,
Two score and Ten pounds overweight,
I am going to a horse race
Hoping to win at an easy pace;
Godwilling the race will be close and tight,
May God bless me and bedevil my ass!...

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All my sillies are starting to tumble on out
Can't really stop them, of that there's no doubt
Maybe something I ate
Or why I'm overweight
They're weighing me down, these sillies I spout...

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Saw a road sign, “HEAVY PEDESTRIAN TRAFFIC”
Showed an overweight senior with large geographics
Kinda rude I'd say
But to me, it did slay
A dude with a sense of humor was surely the culprit...

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Thomas the Turkey was a real gobbler
Been way overweight since he was a toddler
Gobbled up food, he wasn't slim
Started working out at the gym
“Go Thomas Go”, young girl turkeys would holler...

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Us guys are generally overweight... Asians are not
How come! What's their secret. What is their plot
A revolutionary new pill
Or the power of will
Whatever the reason, I'm extremely hot to trot...

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