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Ass Race

With a thoroughbred Jackass, Two score and Ten pounds overweight, I am going to a horse race Hoping to win at an easy pace; Godwilling the race will be close and tight, May God bless me and bedevil my ass!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2013




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Date: 6/25/2013 12:13:00 AM
hahaha. This one is just so funny to me!!!
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Date: 5/30/2013 9:41:00 PM
Abdul, wow! I can't believe I forgot to thank you for the nice and silly poem you entered in my contest. A late late late CONGRATULATIONS. Thank you for the smirks and smiles your poem gave me while reading it. Hope you can forgive me, it is not like me to stoop low and diss all who support me or my contest. Even if I get no response, everyone still matters, and I try my best... Love love LINDA...
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Date: 5/25/2013 5:28:00 PM
How could I not read a poem with this title! Very funny! Cheers, Roy
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Date: 5/25/2013 6:18:00 PM
You are talking about my ace ass! Thanks
Date: 5/23/2013 8:04:00 PM
Big heartfelt congrats on your fabulous win my dear friend! This is really great and funny! Thanks for sharing and the smiles! love/hugs, Leonora
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Date: 5/17/2013 3:44:00 PM
Ha ha ha! This is fun, if I tell you that you have a nice Ass it won't be inappropriate.
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Abdul Malik
Date: 5/17/2013 6:25:00 PM
Now, now, when did you see my Ass!!!!!