Short Outfit Poems

Spicy new outfit
Words spoken with a bite
a Bitter end...

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wonder woman
feats of marvel
in skimpy outfit



posted on July 2, 2018...

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If I could I would outfit myself...
 with wheels on feet to race
wings in the arms to soar !...

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Black outfit compared
To the famous black widow
Create a bad joke
















6-27-16...

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Poets  don't dress in clothes,
               nor feature fancy costumes
                  they wear fantasies...

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my favorite time

just sitting and watching you

prepare for your day

a routine that's never old

outfit on , unwrapped for night...

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The man sashay’s in wearing red
Looked like he was ready for bed
People stared and gazed
They were really amazed
How his outfit really made him looked dead...

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Pink cashmere sweater
Combined with a gray wool pants
The dashing outfit
For a romantic evening
In the candlelight dinner












3-11-2016...

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The man thought his outfit was dope
Circus clothes worn from a tight rope
Laughter was all he heard
Wished that he was a bird
To fly away an not have to cope...

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When I die
And I ascend
How long, from
My untimely end
How much time
Must I spend?
What part of eternity
Must I extend?
Wearing the outfit
I wore at the end...

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Wearing her see through outfit was bold
Wind came through that made her butt cold
She called out for heat
That shot through her teeth
What a sight, she looked like a mole...

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its come every year
some dress as a bear
in there costune
where funny  outfit
you can't just sit
your or aware you stare
as they moan and talk 
there way
on this
FREAKIE WALK DAY...

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He arrives at the party tonight

In his outfit of red, black, and white

Turns to skinny- not round

Pillows fall to the ground!

Ho-Ho Santa, now a Ha-Ha sight!
...

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went out in a new outfit and car, to find I had a flat tire

 
Date Written: 8/24/2020

2 Place     When plans dont go to plan Contest Judged: 8/29/2020        Sponsored by: Silent One...

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"See every single outfit
Of the Duchess of Cambridge."
Am I alone in thinking
This does not pass for news?

Every single... no, we mustn't miss it.
Every single outfit we must see.





11/19/2015...

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The Wardrobe.
shrine of memories,
disguise dressing room...
Guards my life
daily,
festive,
funeral...
Each outfit a character....
A cross-dressing artist,
but never repository
of me... naked... natural!...

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A
Pair of
Glitter shoes
Match my red dress
Outfit for old year
Dazzling in the ballroom
Until one of them was left
In five star hotel step ladder
Gave away chance to meet charming prince










8-25-2016...

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If there was a serene royal baby blue highness of beauty,
this woman would be my contender.
I was not sure which was more gorgeous
Her blue fur outfit or her lovely blue eyes.
Together they made the quintessential picture of loveliness....

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Seraph in señora form
She moves. Nay, floats
Across opulent floors...
Swaying
Strolling
Sauntering
Her unnoticed, untouched outfit
touching touch-me-not touch
Her crystal topaz physique....
Spirit
Searching 
Something that’s unseen
...

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Gucci really outdid themselves on this outfit.
I clap way longer than the others.
I stand up and whistle and hoot too.
Someone escorts me out, for I am a spectacle.
But I could not help myself.
The model winks at me as they drag me past her....

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Thinking of war, engaged in Ukraine; now so sore
Remembering ww 2, Hitlers outfit brand Shiny new'
Well he had preped, the world then his target.' 
So would not putin?  of his attack no disputing
Have for world capture, not done exactly the same?...

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Crystal ball
I am waiting for the smoke to clear.
Once it does show me the Wood Brownie 
Banquet hall.
Crystal ball
As I recall
The Queen of the Brownies was wearing a
Gorgeous outfit of sheer.
Crystal ball
I am waiting for the smoke to clear....

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Prissy Halloween cat with your fancy ways and your fancy dress.
You walk in a plaid and paisley word of fashion without distress.
We note that you are prim and proper, and your outfit is never a mess.
Are you a regular person or the Halloween Cat High Princess?...

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Get my hair done-70$
Get my nails done-25$
Brand new baby phat outfit (your favorite color)- 215$
New pair of shoes-80$
I spent all day cooking and the house is clean. I've made your favorite meal.
The fact that you didn't noticed and my heart is broken-PRICELESS...

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Choosing an outfit
oh dear!
So many questions
in my ear.
Who is it for?
You?
Me?
That is the crux my dear.
For if it was for me
it would be
bright and pretty and sexy and me.
For you?
I think I will just leave it on the hanger...no point!

Why do I talk to myself?...

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