Short Ostrich Poems
Short Ostrich Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Ostrich by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Ostrich by length and keyword.
cracking the quiet space, toddler with seeds
feeds ostrich through car’s window,
giggles with jocund joy
8/20/2022
Ollie the Ostrich forever floored
No lift from his sticks
Dumbo the Elephant's Disney reward
~ Floppy ear tricks
History mark of carny' rabid; rouge and
Barmy.' Got some beef.' With innocent
Birds a hate fuelled puppet beyond good
Words.'
Hair is for losers I said mighty loud.
I said it big and I said it proud!
My husband grinned
Hair on his chin
Bald as ostrich egg seen in a crowd.
Rotund rhinoceros, short chubby legs
Gingerly walks between old ostrich eggs
She is full of sass
As she makes a pass
Please get me a rainbow tutu, she begs.
Ostrich baby, thank God you cracked open at last
I wanted to help you, but other mothers were looking
I cheered you on silently as mothers must do when socialized
Extended legs and neck
Eager jabs, peck peck peck
Endemic down under
Eggs many in number
Evades you by running
Excited voice drumming
Echoes of an ostrich
We see fear in the other’s eyes,
which belies heart’s tremulous sighs,
that would, if it could, freely dance
but the spark of pure love’s romance
needs to escape ego spawned lies.
ostrich swallows clock
stuck in throat, alarm goes off
bird brained ding-a-ling
Pardon me Ma’am, I immediately thought to say.
But do you know there is an ostrich on your head?
Is this etiquette correct? And his face is all gray.
I hate to tell you, but this ostrich is dead.
soon we shall all be free
of all upholstered costumes
and all manners of miners' boots
that infect us with winter edema
and puff us up like flu troubled ostrich
to become angels again
In our cute adidas spikes .
Ostrich eggs are 6 by 5 inches weighing 3 pounds
Imagine coming out, screaming is heard all over town
Equal to 2 dozen chicken eggs
So the question it begs
Are they waiting for death to get rid of their frowns
I ride my life on camel backs
sit on python skin carpets
eat from ostrich egg-shells
sleep on ribs of fallen dogs
wear wooden overall dress
tongue chained by silence
but hope persists and thrives
Oh, the neglected in Africa!
There was a man from Australia,
Who in life was an utter failure, So he married an Aust-rich,(Ostrich),
To get rid of his glitch,
Then he became a billionaire.
As ostrich egg, I'm oval
Favourite to every pal
Place me well or else I'll roll
Seem like a sumo wrestler
And beat the heat in summer
Spray pepper to make spicy
Mouth watering blood red bites
Can't stop with one...lol
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There once was an ostrich named Stu,
Whose face made the emus say "Ew!"
But he'd wink and would coo,
Darling, I choose you~
Till a kick proved he'd misread the queue.
We circus animals were extremely tired of the ringmaster’s sass
They gave him the wing, the spit, and their nod said the ass.
A duck, a dog, and a tiny bear on a ball ran away too.
The ostrich limped out, for he was wearing a cosmetic shoe.
O ostrich my ostrich Hey Struthio camelus
Very frisky very spunky very fluffy Linnaeus
O ostrich my ostrich saddles, reins, and bits
people race each other and your wing beats
Like an ostrich - stuck in sand?
It's a place called la-la land!
Get out of it; face the facts
Then you can truly relax!
Just reach out; others care
Beats a person's worst nightmare!
Have E-mail; use a phone
The pain's attack soon is done!
It seems there’s a certain melodious beat
discovered reusing these metrical feet.
You can’t help but tap it
first slow, and then rapid:
an odd syncopation that brings ears a treat.
H/T to Ostrich Learning to Swim by Clive Culverhouse
Swans and geese are in the parlor, a toucan is in the hall.
An ostrich just ran past the kitchen, he is at least six feet tall
A flamingo strut her feathers against the conservatory wall
The peacock is eating your breakfast dear. I’m going to the mall.
Had some strange meals in my time
ostrich alligator bat and snake
all went down well it seems
but make no mistake
altho' not going off half-cocked
and yet unsure what signs it may bode
of all the just desserts
I like my ice cream à la mode
A Limerick
About
An Ostracized Ostrich
Written: by Tom Wright
7/22/2006
An ostrich, which was Sue so dubbed
Thought surely she had been snubbed
Though given wings, a pair
They wouldn’t lift her to air
Leaving her to think somebody flubbed
Ostrich syndrome, fears freedom
Choosing self-hypnosis
Not quite the pathway to wisdom
Death by slow osmosis
Stagnation stifles soul
Touch divine, makes heart whole
With zest, playing life role
Delusion spawned dome
Ostrich syndrome
29-August-2021
Quietus
" Do I look EMUSED?" Quote by EMU bird mistaken for an ostrich.
Emu second largest.
Eggs bright emerald green.
Eyes are beady light brown.
Every emu’s flightless.
Eat pebbles to digest.
Easily fooled not smart.
Extra long legs run fast.