Short Omer Poems

Ms. Ilhan Omer
Summed up September Eleven
   'Someone did something'
   ~ Terrorist thugs flew to Heaven...

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Congresswoman Ilhan Omer
Overflowing with gratitude
   Our 'racist, oppressive republic'
   Easy target for her attitude...

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Bernie Sanders, AOC
Ilhan Omer, Rashida Tlieb

  All give aid and comfort to Hamas, our sworn enemy
  Sue them all for treason -- the Constitutional remedy...

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Ilhan Omer would give away money
Twelve hundred a month, each spouse and honey
   It sounds very nice
   Pollinates our spice
You and I fund it ~ Ha, ha! Real funny!...

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N-ice greeting on eighth September
O-pens the day with delight; 
M-aking me completely believe
E-verything seems just
R-ight.

M-y greeting on eighth September
A-llows the dawn to break; 
A-mid mess and pressure
M-orn forgets the ache.
B-irthday wish for you
O-bliterates the bummer; 
N-OMER, accept my good
G-reeting on eighth September....

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     when poetry is
  obsessive… compulsive… argghh
    ... transactional


  
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   Selected reviews:

     . Bullseye, Wolf! ~ Mad Magazine

     . Cuckoo, bro! ~ Jack Nicholson

     . echoes of Donald ~ Hillary Clinton

     . settler-colonizer whitey words ~ Ilhan Omer

     . (Add one of your own! lol)...

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Some like it hot
  Some like it cold
When it's cold in Chicago
  My bones feel old

Some like it cold
  Some like it hot
When it's cold in Chicago
  A bowl of soup hits the spot
 
Some like Illinois
  Some do not
With the new legislation
  The state's going to pot

Some like America
  Some do not
Between Trump and Ilhan Omer
  The whole country's distraught

Some like poets
  Some do not
I can only tell you this:
  They give it all that they've got...

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