Short Olympics Poems

We want the hosting
Twenty Thirty Olympics
Not the Third World War....

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yard full of beer cans
cotton balls and human string
food,fun, drunks galore...

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haiku olympics
                          i bench press
                          my pencil...

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He did not win the race but won hearts with every stride.


Sports One- Liner contest
12/9/15...

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PARIS THROUGH THE WINDOW

the Olympics are over – at last some peace returns to the city
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Is today Japan's version of April Fools Day?

They've made the Olympics look like a School Sports Day...

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I'm the international champion of the Speed Waiting Olympics. 
I can now wait an hour in only ten minutes....

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With the Winter Olympics
Evolution has been splendid 
But for the games of summer
Our 'bronze' age has not yet ended...

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france hosting olympics....opening ceremony sacreligious

a drag queen last supper scene....a hurting breach against my
precious christ...

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Mondo left the ground to soar 
in the Olympic games of twenty-four.
So, next Olympics, he would not be late, 
He came down again in twenty-eight....

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Olympic athletes performed nude
(Spectators back then cheered the lewd)
The judges (we're told)
Used layers of gold
To honour the most well-hung dude...

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The Beijing Olympics can't cope
With all the young athletes who hope
When they go to shower
That they'll have the power
To service all those who drop soap...

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if you wonder whether you should write to anyone, 
always do; 
you'll be surprised at the difference it can make 
i regret not doing it more often myself 
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There once was a buffalo named Morty
Who thought he was ever so sporty
Speed skating his game
The Olympics he'd aim
This time he'd defeat Klassen by forty....

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The summer Olympics in France
Send athletes to take their best chance
Snoop Dogg carried the torch
So games could be set forth
And rap make a global advance....

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An uncommonly spry basset hound
was annoyed when his ears swept the ground
But his spirits soared
when he got a skateboard
Now he’d Doggie Olympics bound

6/8/22...

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The Olympic Medal

To be given a gold medal
You have to win the gold medal
To take drugs and cheat
Is winning without merit
To dishonour the olympics
Is to dishonour Yourself....

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    Watching the Winter Olympics from afar
       I wish I were an ice-skating star

    To soar and twirl, leap up to the sky ~
      in empty indoor rinks in July

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weekend olympics
pyramid of empty cans
lined-up beer trophies



AP: Honorable Mention 2021

Submitted for contest DENTED CANS sponsored by JOHN LAWLESS - December 30, 2017...

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Olympian speed
Tortise and hare race for gold
Disqualified, rage


Anybody watch the Olympics?

Inspired by a poem by Sara Kendrick this morning!! Thanks for the inspiration mom....

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The thorn-less roses were so angry
They refused to participate
In the garden Olympics
The brunt of their anger?
The accused daisies
The roses thought
They had stole
Their thorns.
True?...

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At the Olympics, there should be a new category
Called Unique Sex Positions for Olympic glory
We all have techniques
We think are unique
Let's share with the world our sexual inventory...

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To the winner, the medal
never full glory...
To the conqueror, the spoils
never hearts and souls...!
Winners and Conquerors,
they are human...not olympics ,
      nor August ...!
 they will never be Gods!...

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An Olympics Committee official said
          "Women talk too much in meetings"
       His resignation is being loudly demanded

       Were a woman to say the same about men
          ~ She might even be reprimanded...

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Charming feline with airs of nobility
Agile this olympian contender
Tomfoolery being its main specialty



Submitted on April 29, 2025 for contest ACROSTIC AGILITY sponsored by OLIVER MCKEITHAN  -  RANKED 3RD...

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