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Sex Olympics

At the Olympics, there should be a new category Called Unique Sex Positions for Olympic glory We all have techniques We think are unique Let's share with the world our sexual inventory

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Eileen Manassian

Date: 4/22/2017 5:18:00 PM

Oh Kenny...you are at it again, I see. Naughty! Would you get a gold medal? ;)

Jack Ellison
Date: 4/22/2017 7:10:00 PM

A gold medal? Absolutely!!! I'm not just another pretty face you know! How are you dear Eileen? Well I hope... I'm still plugging away... 82 in August! Love and hugs, Kenny xxxx

Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 4/22/2017 8:13:00 AM

I knew a girl who was smilin'//squirmin' on her chair and stylin'//I said: what are you//trying to do?//She: don't mind me, I am butt-dialin' (more or less true story, she told me there should be an olympic category for "butt-dialing" — those accidental cell phone calls we make) Not as interesting as your version! SQUIRM ON JACKSON!!!

Jack Ellison
Date: 4/22/2017 9:05:00 AM

True story??? LOL "Butt-diaing"! Sounds like another limerick coming!!! GPPD MORNING JOHN JOHN!!! How's the weather in Boise?