Short Olympic Poems
Short Olympic Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Olympic by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Olympic by length and keyword.
a nations athletic whim
a tribute olympic hymn
a mantle displays
a greatest of days
victorias medals swim.
Athlete kabob meat to skewer
Olympic games meet the sewer
Those ratings too flat
Create new dangers that
Pander to the TV viewer
Sebastian Coe
has recently pleaded just how could he know?
much evidence tainted
that man with the needle who frequently fainted.
What reality has done to Bruce Jenner,
once on top, an Olympic gold winner.
Although he still has his gold,
he’s now on the bottom doing as told!
Mondo left the ground to soar
in the Olympic games of twenty-four.
So, next Olympics, he would not be late,
He came down again in twenty-eight.
A skater with a beautiful face
Wore panties trimmed with delicate lace
The judges swore
They did not score
For the lace being quite out of place!
Horn Olympic Haiku
He (she) was a winner
Started out as beginner
Are so proud of him (her).
You can apply it any way you want to.
Jim Horn
Form:
Pacific winds blow
over Olympic mountains
rain shadow of Sequim
sixteen inches the year’s rain
Seattle gets two hundred
12/1/2021
Olympic athletes performed nude
(Spectators back then cheered the lewd)
The judges (we're told)
Used layers of gold
To honour the most well-hung dude
Bikini clad babes bouncing on a beach, a VERY popular spectator sport!
09~12~15
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There once was an Olympic swimmer
Who accidently ate Viagra for dinner
His Speedo grew tight
He was awarded that night
A gold medal as the pole-vault winner
In the swamps trained a young Jedi guy.
He could run, swim, and biking, could fly.
He was fit to be tied;
His olympic dream died.
In Dagobah, there is no tri.
What thing seems to make men King Kong?
It lies under Michael Phelps’ thong
With each stroke of grace
See a free style freebase
That huge bulging spot is a bong
The race judged best in the world,
Not at the school fields,
Not at the Olympic grounds,
But at the home gardens,
A husband and wife running,
The one wife winning!
~as the fish swims through the waters
it has no arms no legs
as a fish swims to the waters it floats and swims?
12/16/20
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2020
The Olympic Medal
To be given a gold medal
You have to win the gold medal
To take drugs and cheat
Is winning without merit
To dishonour the olympics
Is to dishonour Yourself.
Jill Biden went to Tokyo
To see Olympic rodeo
The Delta Strain
Was inhumane
So Jill told Joe its time to go!
*"Governor Ige gave the First Lady
a fragrant lei"
Leap Year's "poll" vault
Olympic primary trials
Push-over leaps by party default
others limp away with denials.
Sis boom bah; blah, blah, blah,
"poll'-itics and the media.
The cat flap snaps back and Bagheera appears,
swishing her tail and pointing her ears.
She tears up the stairs and mounts the beam,
to perform her athletics like an Olympic scene.
O' me favorite sport must be drinkin.'
That's the way that God made me I'm thinkin.'
For it seems without fail,
If I start quaffin' ale,
That the landlord will send me home stinkin.'
laurels
military, athletic
wrestling, running, boxing
Athens, Sparta ~ Tokyo, London
karate, skateboarding, monobobsled ...
artistic, driven
medals
August 6, 2012
Chamber revolving slowly around, click and then it stops
Squeeze the trigger bullet flying heading for it's target
"Hey it's hit, they've scored a bull," and won Olympic gold
At the Olympics, there should be a new category
Called Unique Sex Positions for Olympic glory
We all have techniques
We think are unique
Let's share with the world our sexual inventory
Did a triple lutz this fine morn jumpin' outta bed
Olympic style but landed bang on my head
Now what's two plus two
I'm totally screwed
Think it's seven, if it isn't my clothes I will shed
Who is in chase?
The earth is running in a raphid pace,
Like in Olympic race,
This earth is moulded of senses,
The sadness is the high sea,
For souls struggling to swim,
Songs are the life boats!