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Short Old Geezer Poems

Short Old Geezer Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Old Geezer by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Old Geezer by length and keyword.


Woman Imperium
Julius Caesar 
Mighty old geezer 
Got his way with every dame    
He saw He conquered He came...

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Categories: old geezer, funny, history,
Form: Clerihew



Julius Cesar and Ebenezer
Julius Cesar and Ebenezer 

Julius Cesar
And also Ebenezer,
Were an old geezer.

Jim Horn...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: old geezer, allegory, analogy,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member Christmas Clerihew
Dickens' Jacob Marley
favored drink made from barley,
died before Ebenezer,
that stingy old geezer....

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Categories: old geezer, humor,
Form: Clerihew
Kneegotiation
There once was a crusty old geezer
Who really knew how to please her
It may have been brash
But he dispensed cash
Whenever he wanted to squeeze her...

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Categories: old geezer, age, romance,
Form: Limerick
All For Love
Poor octogenarian Darrell,  
At Niagara with his young bride, Carol,     
The love struck old geezer,              
In order to please her,
Plunged over the falls in a barrel....

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Categories: old geezer, funny, love, people, places,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Harmless Old Geezer
A harmless old geezer who loves everybody It's the creed I live by, the cream of the croppy It's my lot in life A secret device Used since forever, I learned from my Poppy
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Categories: old geezer, fun,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member It's All Relative
How exciting it is to be with you all again Excited to be breathing and not using a cane An old geezer am I At times even zip my fly Overall though, I'm still RELATIVELY sane
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Categories: old geezer, fun,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member A Mature Beaver
A young lad masquerading as an old geezer Looking for a lady who owns a mature beaver One with mucho bucks Still able to cluck And willing to take pity on a geezer still eager
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Categories: old geezer, fun,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member It's All Relative
How exciting it is to be with you all again Exciting to be breathing and not using a cane An old geezer am I At times still zip my fly Overall though, I'm still RELATIVELY sane
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Categories: old geezer, inspiration,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Relatively
How exciting it is to be with you all again Exciting to be breathing and not using a cane An old geezer am I At times still zip my fly Overall though, I'm still RELATIVELY sane<>
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Categories: old geezer, age,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member An Oversexed Crocodile
Sometimes wonder if it's all worthwhile Then your encouraging words cause me to smile Like a goofy old geezer An old geezer squeezer Grinning like an oversexed eighty-toothed crocodile
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Categories: old geezer, motivation,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member An Eighty-Toothed Crocodile
Sometimes wonder if it's all worthwhile Then your encouraging words cause me to smile Like a goofy old geezer An old geezer squeezer Grinning like an oversexed eighty-toothed crocodile
...

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Categories: old geezer, emotions,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member An Oversexed Crocodile
Sometimes wonder if it's all worthwhile Then your encouraging words cause me to smile Like a goofy old geezer An old geezer squeezer Grinning like an oversexed eighty-toothed crocodile
...

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Categories: old geezer, fun,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member An Over-Sexed Crocodile
Sometimes wonder if it's all worthwhile Then your encouraging words cause me to smile Like a goofy old geezer An old geezer squeezer Grinning like an oversexed eighty-toothed crocodile
...

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Categories: old geezer, fantasy,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member An Oversexed Crocodile
Sometimes wonder if it's all worthwhile Then your encouraging words cause me to smile Like a goofy old geezer An old geezer squeezer Grinning like an oversexed eighty-toothed crocodile
...

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Categories: old geezer, happiness,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member An Oversexed Crocodile
Sometimes wonder if it's all worthwhile Then your encouraging words cause me to smile Like a goofy old geezer An old geezer squeezer Grinning like an oversexed eighty-toothed crocodile
...

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Categories: old geezer, beautiful,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Good Clean Living
Eighty-three with luscious white hair My old geezer friends all got shiny domes up there Feel sooo damn bad Just kidding, I'm glad My secret is clean living, thought that I would share
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Categories: old geezer, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Caged Outside On Halloween
Old owl and his cage, and he pounds against glass. Old geezer drops teeth at the sound, falls on a$$. A snicker and boo. The man runs for loo. Old man full of crap - he does more than pass gas.
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Categories: old geezer, halloween,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member The Man
The Man Miracle Man 4/19/2024 An old geezer who had a thin truncal, was cursed with a large neck carbuncle, He wasn’t the same, after bad news came, of cannibals making a meal of his uncle.
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© Tom Wright  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: old geezer, humorous, political,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Tie a Knot and Hang On
If you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on Wise words from an old geezer who's still putting along You may be dangling But keep on cackling Till the damn rope breaks, serenade us with a song
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Categories: old geezer, cheer up,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Keep Hanging On
If you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on Wise words from an old geezer who's still putting along You may be dangling But keep on cackling Till the damn rope breaks, serenade us with a song
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Categories: old geezer, anxiety,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Luscious White Hair
82 years old and still got a head of luscious white hair My sorry old geezer friends all got shiny domes up there Feel sooo damn bad Just kidding, I'm glad And if I win big in Vegas, I promise I'll share!!!
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Categories: old geezer, joy,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Hang On
If you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on Wise words from an old geezer who's still stumbling along You may be dangling But keep on cackling Till the damn rope breaks, serenade us with a song
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Categories: old geezer, how i feel,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Naked At the Equator
Autumn's quite colourful but I'm partial to warm Like the cockles of my heart, need sweat beads to form I'm a happy old geezer Cold temps cause me seizures Living naked at the equator but watching out for thorns
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Categories: old geezer, autumn,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Grandma and Grandpa Did What
There was an old geezer from Pippin
who wanted to go skinny dippin'.
He gave his wife whisky;
they got bare and and frisky.
Then into the pond both went slippin'.



April 9, 2018, entered in Viv Wigley's Traditional Limerick Contest...

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Categories: old geezer, age, grandparents, humor,
Form: Limerick

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