Short Old Geezer Poems
Short Old Geezer Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Old Geezer by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Old Geezer by length and keyword.
Woman Imperium
Julius Caesar
Mighty old geezer
Got his way with every dame
He saw He conquered He came...
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Categories:
old geezer, funny, history,
Form:
Clerihew
Julius Cesar and Ebenezer
Julius Cesar and Ebenezer
Julius Cesar
And also Ebenezer,
Were an old geezer.
Jim Horn...
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Categories:
old geezer, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Haiku
Christmas Clerihew
Dickens' Jacob Marley
favored drink made from barley,
died before Ebenezer,
that stingy old geezer....
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Categories:
old geezer, humor,
Form:
Clerihew
Kneegotiation
There once was a crusty old geezer
Who really knew how to please her
It may have been brash
But he dispensed cash
Whenever he wanted to squeeze her...
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Categories:
old geezer, age, romance,
Form:
Limerick
All For Love
Poor octogenarian Darrell,
At Niagara with his young bride, Carol,
The love struck old geezer,
In order to please her,
Plunged over the falls in a barrel....
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Categories:
old geezer, funny, love, people, places,
Form:
Limerick
Harmless Old Geezer
A harmless old geezer who loves everybody
It's the creed I live by, the cream of the croppy
It's my lot in life
A secret device
Used since forever, I learned from my Poppy...
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Categories:
old geezer, fun,
Form:
Limerick
It's All Relative
How exciting it is to be with you all again
Excited to be breathing and not using a cane
An old geezer am I
At times even zip my fly
Overall though, I'm still RELATIVELY sane...
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Categories:
old geezer, fun,
Form:
Limerick
A Mature Beaver
A young lad masquerading as an old geezer
Looking for a lady who owns a mature beaver
One with mucho bucks
Still able to cluck
And willing to take pity on a geezer still eager...
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Categories:
old geezer, fun,
Form:
Limerick
It's All Relative
How exciting it is to be with you all again
Exciting to be breathing and not using a cane
An old geezer am I
At times still zip my fly
Overall though, I'm still RELATIVELY sane...
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Categories:
old geezer, inspiration,
Form:
Limerick
Relatively
How exciting it is to be with you all again
Exciting to be breathing and not using a cane
An old geezer am I
At times still zip my fly
Overall though, I'm still RELATIVELY sane<>...
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Categories:
old geezer, age,
Form:
Limerick
An Oversexed Crocodile
Sometimes wonder if it's all worthwhile
Then your encouraging words cause me to smile
Like a goofy old geezer
An old geezer squeezer
Grinning like an oversexed eighty-toothed crocodile...
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Categories:
old geezer, motivation,
Form:
Limerick
An Eighty-Toothed Crocodile
Sometimes wonder if it's all worthwhile
Then your encouraging words cause me to smile
Like a goofy old geezer
An old geezer squeezer
Grinning like an oversexed eighty-toothed crocodile...
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Categories:
old geezer, emotions,
Form:
Limerick
An Oversexed Crocodile
Sometimes wonder if it's all worthwhile
Then your encouraging words cause me to smile
Like a goofy old geezer
An old geezer squeezer
Grinning like an oversexed eighty-toothed crocodile...
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Categories:
old geezer, fun,
Form:
Limerick
An Over-Sexed Crocodile
Sometimes wonder if it's all worthwhile
Then your encouraging words cause me to smile
Like a goofy old geezer
An old geezer squeezer
Grinning like an oversexed eighty-toothed crocodile...
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Categories:
old geezer, fantasy,
Form:
Limerick
An Oversexed Crocodile
Sometimes wonder if it's all worthwhile
Then your encouraging words cause me to smile
Like a goofy old geezer
An old geezer squeezer
Grinning like an oversexed eighty-toothed crocodile...
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Categories:
old geezer, happiness,
Form:
Limerick
An Oversexed Crocodile
Sometimes wonder if it's all worthwhile
Then your encouraging words cause me to smile
Like a goofy old geezer
An old geezer squeezer
Grinning like an oversexed eighty-toothed crocodile...
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Categories:
old geezer, beautiful,
Form:
Limerick
Good Clean Living
Eighty-three with luscious white hair
My old geezer friends all got shiny domes up there
Feel sooo damn bad
Just kidding, I'm glad
My secret is clean living, thought that I would share...
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Categories:
old geezer, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Caged Outside On Halloween
Old owl and his cage, and he pounds against glass.
Old geezer drops teeth at the sound, falls on a$$.
A snicker and boo.
The man runs for loo.
Old man full of crap - he does more than pass gas....
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Categories:
old geezer, halloween,
Form:
Limerick
The Man
The Man
Miracle Man
4/19/2024
An old geezer who had a thin truncal,
was cursed with a large neck carbuncle,
He wasn’t the same,
after bad news came,
of cannibals making a meal of his uncle.
...
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Categories:
old geezer, humorous, political,
Form:
Limerick
Tie a Knot and Hang On
If you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on
Wise words from an old geezer who's still putting along
You may be dangling
But keep on cackling
Till the damn rope breaks, serenade us with a song...
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Categories:
old geezer, cheer up,
Form:
Limerick
Keep Hanging On
If you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on
Wise words from an old geezer who's still putting along
You may be dangling
But keep on cackling
Till the damn rope breaks, serenade us with a song...
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Categories:
old geezer, anxiety,
Form:
Limerick
Luscious White Hair
82 years old and still got a head of luscious white hair
My sorry old geezer friends all got shiny domes up there
Feel sooo damn bad
Just kidding, I'm glad
And if I win big in Vegas, I promise I'll share!!!...
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Categories:
old geezer, joy,
Form:
Limerick
Hang On
If you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on
Wise words from an old geezer who's still stumbling along
You may be dangling
But keep on cackling
Till the damn rope breaks, serenade us with a song...
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Categories:
old geezer, how i feel,
Form:
Limerick
Naked At the Equator
Autumn's quite colourful but I'm partial to warm
Like the cockles of my heart, need sweat beads to form
I'm a happy old geezer
Cold temps cause me seizures
Living naked at the equator but watching out for thorns...
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Categories:
old geezer, autumn,
Form:
Limerick
Grandma and Grandpa Did What
There was an old geezer from Pippin
who wanted to go skinny dippin'.
He gave his wife whisky;
they got bare and and frisky.
Then into the pond both went slippin'.
April 9, 2018, entered in Viv Wigley's Traditional Limerick Contest...
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Categories:
old geezer, age, grandparents, humor,
Form:
Limerick