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Short Off Kilter Poems

Short Off Kilter Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Off Kilter by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Off Kilter by length and keyword.


Premium Member Flames Shot Out


Knew this fellow named Wilber His body parts were a little off kilter Whenever he laughed Flames shot out his ass Carried around his own fire extinguisher
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Categories: off kilter, silly,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Flames Shot Out


Knew of this fellow named Wilber His body parts were a little off kilter Whenever he laughed Flames shot out his ass Carried around his own fire extinguisher
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Categories: off kilter, hilarious,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Flames Shot Out


Knew of this fellow named Wilber His body parts were a little off kilter Whenever he laughed Flames shot out his ass Carried around his own fire extinguisher
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Categories: off kilter, giggle,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member A Little Off Kilter


Jolly old Happy Jack enjoys all the notoriety Adds much spice to life and gives it variety Never once said I have a level head A little off kilter but surely no scourge on society
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Categories: off kilter, happy,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Flames Shot Out


Knew of this fellow named Wilber His body parts were a little off kilter Whenever he laughed Flames shot out his ass Carried around his own fire extinguisher © Jack Ellison 2015
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Categories: off kilter, silly,
Form: Limerick



teacher
In teaching what I know,
Emotions from frustration to joy will flow,
If the lesson passes through the emotional filter,
The course work will be off kilter,
Each lesson pulled down from above,
Shall be a lesson of love....

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Categories: off kilter, black african american, christian, emotions, spiritual,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Tittily


Wifey-poo accuses me of having no filters “Tittily” agree, see what I mean, something's off-kilter Not like normal dudes Stuff slips out rude Meant to lighten up things when suffering from fissures
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Categories: off kilter, evil,
Form: Limerick
Parallel universes
Walls crooked, twisted
Like an old man's spine
Decades off-kilter

Here I don't exist
I am absent from my life
I haunt this hotel

The rust and Sharp smells
Entombed in London's bowels
Fill me with horror

Moments stick like gIue
In an endless déjà vu
In this twilight zone



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Categories: off kilter, angst, gothic,
Form: Haiku
Parallel Universes
Here I don't exist
I am absent from my life
I haunt this hotel

Walls crooked, twisted
Like an old man's spine
Decades off-kilter

The rust and Sharp smells
Entombed in London's bowels
Fill me with horror

Moments stick together like gIue
In an endless déjà vu
In this twilight zone



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Categories: off kilter, anxiety, dark, gothic,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member Seven Poems
Seven poems in about seven minutes.
My writing hand is laughing to keep up.
I doubt I will be able to read half of this later.
Some of the words look like off kilter hieroglyphics.
We are in glee mode, my muse and I.
Do not stop us by trying to worry us about penmanship now.
We cannot hear you anyway.


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Categories: off kilter, poets, write,
Form: Free verse
old
my sweet, slightly off kilter
my odd, confused self
may not fool anyone, anymore
maybe I should grow up?
but it's worked well for me
in the past
The Past
these lines on my face
accidental wise things I say
highlight my sagging ass
I am annoyed with this process
it interferes with my princessness
I can't decide
do I like it?




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Categories: off kilter, life, satire, social,
Form: ABC
life with Trump XII
Trump hates hearing from CIA
Can’t stand the things they have to say
So news he'll filter
To keep us off kilter
By singing, "It's a Perfect Day."


Author's note: The new national anthem lyrics are being changed to "It's a Perfect Day" as sung by Hoku on Youtube.  It was funny for the movie with Witherspoon, but really? Is the world Legally Blonde?...

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Categories: off kilter, imagination, music, political, song,
Form: Limerick
secrets
that hidden place where secrets go
a tiny room only lovers know
latent time where I have no will
a memory that is hard to kill

we dance the dance and sing a tune
off kilter and a bit off key
in the next life maybe we get it right
for a while it served its need

you scratch a heart into a dead tree
initials there for you and me
and if no one is in the forest
are there sound waves when it bleeds...

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© Jo Bien  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: off kilter, lost lovedance, dance,
Form: Verse