Short Newbie Poems

roses aren't red,
violets are blue,
I'm new at this
so how about you...

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cruise ship newbie joy
the blank stare, plenty of fold
lots to hold as well...

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Stop hogging
The joint, you are not the
Only stoner in this room
Newbies! Newbies!
Ever so selfish!
Roll me a fatty newbie
So I can watch this movie...

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Smiling at fatherhood’s expected visitation
and responsibility’s challenging salutation
it came as a freebie
great joy to a newbie
turning back now, an absolute abomination....

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Knjar Pure Knjar
I am a newbie
Teach me how to be KPK?
I also wanna be Paapi like you
How can I join your group?
How to become a baastrd?
How to share Dik?
How to grab fruiters?
How to make milkshake?
Note.Stop pretending to be innocent....

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A newbie has just hit the scene
She’s sassy, and sings like a dream
Her name kinda rocks
She’s called Fonda Cox
It’s perfect cos she’s a drag queen!

Thanks to Mike Gentile for his comment on my Poem of the Year poem, which has inspired me to write this one

05/17/22...

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The the ones who think my work is weak
I have to say your at your peak

I am a newbie in this world of art
You will fall hard before i even get my start

If you don't like my work don't read it
Learn to grow up you idiot





to the ppl that hate my WORK... its my style... get used to it...

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I felt good joining my fellow arts-mates
The strangers that i will always bond with
The neighbors in the other page
The so similar verses we shared
Writing from our basements
From the comfort of our beds and couches
From our libraries
From our sleep....

We meet in a world that others will never reach...

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Singularity socioplasma
Checkit future beatcha
Beauty vulgarspoken tweaktalks
Brokenrule syntax thruwalks
Collapsecom moreless
Triplespeak betterbest

Mindmush neuroplasticity 
In homodatum newbie 
Virtualsapien weblifes
Newreal digihive 
Override overuse overbe
Oncewas nowam newme

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I am just a beginner
A newbie as some would put it
Why would you read my poems?
They lack impressiveness 

I rarely write well
I only do it to express my feelings out
So why bother your time reading these?
When all of you are ten times better than me

I am not saying I'm giving up
But I just started, so it will be time
Before I become someone of value
Just you wait.....

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The newbie was wearing boots- toe to over the knees
With a mini skirt that was flipping in the breeze
The boots are something some of the men said.
In particular Dave, Don, Gary, Thomas and Ed.

Her boots were dazzling – encrusted jewels so thin.
But I knew these men were looking at her pretty skin.
There was a lot to see from the boot top to her end of skirt.
Don’t think that, one said. Get your mind out of the dirt....

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There are lots of theatre breaks websites
It’s clearly a popular thing
To buy an hotel ‘n show package
To watch actors dance, act and sing

And for some it’s a much loved tradition
To head off to town with the wife
It’s not a regular occurence
But it adds to the variety of life

But if you’re a theatre break newbie
and don’t know what to do, where to stay
Just see our list of great websites
And book your next short break today!...

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