Short Moll Poems

(the word (moll) means a mobsters wife or girlfriend)



I heard of a wiseguy named Guido
Who suffered a waning libido
His disgruntled moll
Made a quick call
Now Guido is incognito...

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Overheard by flies on the White House wall

   During Bubba's tete-a-tete with his moll.

      "Order extra salami

         And a tad more pastrami

            Fer my pizza on yer next service call!"

Entry for Andrea Dietrich's Limerick Contest...

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Overheard by a fly upon the wall,

   During Clinton's tete-a-tete with his moll,

      "Order extra salami

         And a tad more pastrami,

            For my pizza on your next service call!"

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) All Rights Reserved...

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He kept at it,
and woke up a band of hoodlums 

Observing the ways of the moon, 
calling Jane like a fool, 
looking late for school, 
missing cake for food, 
sleeping eight by noon,
weeping for a new wave in the loo

Ademola kept at it,
and a moll lurked in fairness...

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Razzly dazzly with high pink hair
Devours cotton candy high in air
Acrobatic
Cinematic
She swiftly shows up others with her dare.

She shines so brightly, there is a glare.
Wears outrageous costumes with high flair
She doeth enthrall
This gorgeous circus moll
She is star of the big top to be fair...

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Benito Mussolini was known to folks in Italo as Il Duce.

   But they became disenchanted and hanged him with a noosey!

He was strung upside down with Clara Petacci his moll!

   'Twas an ignominious finale for his closing curtain call!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved...

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Among the many "services" provided to Bubba Clinton by his moll,

Was the delivery of pizzas by Monica, a most unusual protocol!

A stain mysteriously appeared on her lovely DRESS OF BLUE!

Was it cheese or pepperoni? Bubba insisted he had no clue!

Entry for Anthony Slausen's "Blue Dress" Poetry Contest...

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Cruise ship
Leaves slip

Line rails
Cocktails

Strong breeze
Rough seas

Swigs booze
Bad news

Oh me
Queasy

Boat drill
Felt ill

Grub great
Gained weight

Oh shucks
Tight tux

Played slots
Lost lots

Met Moll
Some doll!

Let's dance?
Perchance?

Git lost!
Star-crossed!

Cruise done
No fun...

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MATISSE MAIDENS
Maidens..so many.
Marguerite
dressed so neat
 Laurette and
Lorette so sad, so sweet.
The upstairs maid with Greta Moll
his still life doll.
Odalisques 
curves and shapes,
 in colour and drapes.
Chapeaux and Chevelure 
with locks astray.
A sister or two,and a wife,
 green with envy,
to paint 
     and portray...

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Overheard by a fly upon the wall

   During Clinton's tete-a-tete with his moll

      Order extra salami

         And a tad more pastrami

            For my pizza on your next service call

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved

Placed No. 1 Michael Falotico's "A Fly On The Wall" Contest - February 2011...

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Among the many 'services' provided Bubba Clinton by his moll,
Was the delivery of pizzas by Monica, a most curious protocol!
An intriguing stain was once discovered on her lovely dress of blue!
Was it cheese or pepperoni?   Bubba insisted he had no clue!

Entry for Tania Kitchin's "Celebrity Or Famous Person Clerihew" Contest
(21 March 2019)...

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MATISSE MAIDENS
Maidens..so many.Marguerite
dressed so neat, Laurette and
Lorette so sad, so sweet.The
upstairs maid with Greta Moll
his still life doll.Odalisques 
curves and shapes, in colour
and drapes.Chapeaux and
Chevelure with locks astray.
A sister or two,and a wife, green
with envy,to paint and portray

Listen to me read this and others at this link
http://youtube.com/ichthyschiro...

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