Short Miser Poems

Short Miser Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Miser by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Miser by length and keyword.


Ophelia Boobies

Ophelia had cancerous breasts
According to all of the tests
But old Doctor Kaiser
Was simply a miser
Who plundered the most treasured chests
Form: Limerick


Premium Member Penurious Husband Irritates Wife

She was often totally furious
With her husband who was penurious
He gave pennies to the poor
After quite a big uproar
His flamboyant stinginess quite curious.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member miser

miser cheap, selfish hoarding, saving, concealing money, supplies, jewelry, credit spending, wasting, cluttering heedless, selfish spendthrift
Form: Diamante

Reluctant Spender

by Wayne Wysocki

There once was a banker from Kent
Whose life was fanatically bent
    On saving each quid
    Like no other did
And moaning with each pound he spent
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Miser

Mad money grubber
Immersed in the throes of a
Skinflint Scrooge syndrome… 
Enriching coffers, and yet
Renouncing to joys of life


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Form: Acrostic


Premium Member Limerick: Once a Measly Miser In Mumbai

Limerick: Once a measly Miser in Mumbai

Once a measly Miser in Mumbai
Liked watching dancing girls on the sly
He went to Bolly-Wood
Though he felt jolly good
His loot sucked by Bombay Ducks well nigh.

© T. Wignesan – Paris,  2013
© T Wignesan  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member MISER'S MISERY

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Young Scrooge once loved a lass so sweet, Till gold outbid her heart's loving beat. Now ghosts just mock his hollow chest~ "Your coins are warm? Sir, she was best."
Form: Clerihew

The Old Miser From Queens

There Once was an Old Miser from Queens

He was too Cheap to Pay for the Broken Zipper on his Jeans

He Jerry-Rigged it with Rope

Then Came off Looking Like a Dope

When His Craggy Hiney was Exposed 

as They Fell to His Knees!
Form:

Premium Member Limerick: Once a Miser Lost Hoard of Halfpence

Limerick : Once a Miser lost hoard of halfpence

Once a Miser lost hoard of halfpence
Looked high and low and over the fence
When at last he found it
It wasn’t worth his spit
Ha’penny tipper got his comeuppance

© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013
© T Wignesan  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Praise

that which we hunger for
our appetite is huge—
times to reciprocate
we become
Skrooge





2/9/2020
F F I series 71 fifer
Brian Strand, sponsor

Poetry form: Fifer- 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 lines of reducing number of words (or syllables if preferred).
© Mark Toney  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Didactic

Premium Member A Born Miser

Man heard a voice saying 
Lend me your eyes 
I will show you the sufferings
Man heard a voice saying
Lend me your ears 
I will tell you the reason 
Man heard a voice saying 
Lend me your mouth 
I will argue with you the ultimate solution
But man never cares 
He is a born miser 
Not to lend anything 
Except for his own sake 
And benefits

Wiser Miser Who Ia a Supervisor

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a knowledge miser
when he had become wiser
now a supervisor

what we did intend
much money to them will lend
all of it can spend

price gains and gains
from all of our money drains
price high still remains

more oil can create
high price will eradicate
how to educate

great start made to stitch
are not sure the one or which
that did have a glitch

new one we have found
was a townhouse on the ground
silent with no sound
© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Haiku

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