Short Miser Poems

burrowing rodent
reclusive frugal miser
poor tunnel vision...

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poor firstborn races
poverty held safe in jars
I wallow in dimes...

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Your money,your belongings you are the adviser,
Spend,not a spendthrift nor going miser!...

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the ignorant rich miser
            ignores humanitarian aid
            but is expert in how fatten up
             rats......

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Ophelia had cancerous breasts
According to all of the tests
But old Doctor Kaiser
Was simply a miser
Who plundered the most treasured chests...

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She was often totally furious
With her husband who was penurious
He gave pennies to the poor
After quite a big uproar
His flamboyant stinginess quite curious....

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The monopoly metropolis, o'er the mass.
The sun has set 'pon the great pass.
All for one and none for all, 
the old grey miser throws a ball;
...no peasants allowed....

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Silver lover and the lover of gold
Let me roeh the story untold
The one who betrayed Jesus
Jesus Christ who are today's Judah?
Greedy, miser and selfish are current Yahuda....

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As a miser counts his bags of gold
A gardener measures out her soil
And counts the treasures yet to come
With just a bit of honest toil.

By: Joyce Johnson

3/18/14

Motif: Nature...

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by Wayne Wysocki

There once was a banker from Kent
Whose life was fanatically bent
    On saving each quid
    Like no other did
And moaning with each pound he spent...

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Charles, Charles; big and black
Enough to at least scarf one big-mac!
All he seems to do is work
Would make me go berserk!
Another year older; another year wiser
At least he isn't like a miser!...

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Esoteric Enema
Miser of Burden
Intrinsic Impetus
Seer of Inertia

Virulent Vestige
Alias of anonymity
Pious Pathogen
Fear of Androgyny 

Visceral Virtue
Tao of Two
Antigen of Affinity
I love you...

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Limerick: Once a measly Miser in Mumbai

Once a measly Miser in Mumbai
Liked watching dancing girls on the sly
He went to Bolly-Wood
Though he felt jolly good
His loot sucked by Bombay Ducks well nigh.

© T. Wignesan – Paris,  2013...

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There Once was an Old Miser from Queens

He was too Cheap to Pay for the Broken Zipper on his Jeans

He Jerry-Rigged it with Rope

Then Came off Looking Like a Dope

When His Craggy Hiney was Exposed 

as They Fell to His Knees!...

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Limerick : Once a Miser lost hoard of halfpence

Once a Miser lost hoard of halfpence
Looked high and low and over the fence
When at last he found it
It wasn’t worth his spit
Ha’penny tipper got his comeuppance

© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013...

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here come the barbaloots
the barbaloots
in their barbaloot suits
i see them coming everyday
everyday
rolling in the hay
but then comes along a miser
a miser
never the wiser
then they all go away
away
hopefully to return some sunny day...

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When speaking of words 
     Jeff Kyser's no miser
   More like a soaring bird
     perched atop a surging geyser

   His wit unrivaled, nonpareil
     sophisticated and slick
   Fear not a Caesar-like burial
     ~ Our Kyser's too quick...

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His Victorian times were in need of reform. 
He wrote of orphans out in a storm
With no fleece coats to keep them warm,
And a miserable miser counting his gold.
Charles Dickens' topics were true and bold.



Written for Brian's contest  6th place...

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that which we hunger for
our appetite is huge—
times to reciprocate
we become
Skrooge





2/9/2020
F F I series 71 fifer
Brian Strand, sponsor

Poetry form: Fifer- 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 lines of reducing number of words (or syllables if preferred)....

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one or two missing
maybe I'm a tree
be a reft they always look so sad
all d's are pressed
Miser are able
s nothing to ad
So row fully
-D
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-n hear Ted
Des and ing are paired
Do w and n
Is mel an c holy
be lue
Dissing the mal
full of
woahhhhhhhhhh...

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English Three Verse Haiku Poem (c)

So much of all things
Had he, of gold, silver, pearls.
He never gave a
Thing away…the poor
From him got naught… He horded 
All he ever got.

He lived a miser... 
Death saw all his wealth pass to
Another niggard.

W.C.Hull © 2020-18-4-H1343-
2453-I50-K50-29-L56-2...

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Thsi world is an encampment on a thousand valleys ,
Each leading to God's great mansion,
He is evil,
A miser and insane,
He rules his entire creation with a sick sense of homour,
During the sixties someone set up this world as an hope against him,
The overlord,
That's why they call this world imagine there's no heaven,...

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Thirty-one flavors has Ms. Baskins
    Sparrows, bluebirds, and Ms. Robbins

  All the other beak-heads have twenty-eight
    except for pigeons ~ Ewwwwwwww*




  *Picked up this awesome word from Deb M,
    who was responding to my epic write,
    'Time Spent on Rhyme,' aka 'Fertilizer
    Miser,' posted on Sept. 05, 2023...

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Man heard a voice saying 
Lend me your eyes 
I will show you the sufferings
Man heard a voice saying
Lend me your ears 
I will tell you the reason 
Man heard a voice saying 
Lend me your mouth 
I will argue with you the ultimate solution
But man never cares 
He is a born miser 
Not to lend anything 
Except for his own sake 
And benefits...

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Lurking in fuzzy leftovers is seen
A quivering, crawling hairball of green
A florescent prune
Or cheese from the moon
Gurgles gastric, plastic alien spleen

The miser squire requires gluts of caffeine
To dissect this science project's gangrene
Harpoon on a spoon
Zoom to the saloon
Lunch ladies' supreme mystery cuisine.

3/15/19

For Green Humor contest
Sponsor: Carolyn Devonshire...

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