Short Milking Poems

Public fund for chow
Is dishonorable act
Like a milking cow....

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Going rare grass,

Starving Cows,

Capture the whales,

To milk all!...

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the traffic police
caught us for passing through red!
milking five dollars...

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it's like
milking
a donkey

whoops
yeah there
there are ball's

not
there
butt close by...

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VERB  FIND...

     the verb find
     is not think...!
    What do you think
     milking the cow?
     i find milk......

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Daisy worked at a farm
She was very placid and calm
She tried milking a cow
She didn't know how
This gave her cause for alarm...

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Two teenagers in love



no milking the cow

son, do I make myself clear

first love is the best


connie pachecho

1/10/17...

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I pictured her milking an udder
And it made my whole body shudder
Then mum piped up,
"Forget her, pup!
She's bound to be some buddy's mudder!"...

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There once was a farmer named Larry
With a hundred cows at his dairy
Larry did his best
Hired help for the rest
Milking that many cows was scary
...

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In forcing perfection by wracking my brain
Satisfaction gets harder for unlucky few 
I’m wrecking my being while going insane
As milking my soul gets harder to do...

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A holstein was feeling forlorn
from waking alone every morn;
With udders fantastic
Of silicone plastic,
She’s grabbing the bulls by the horn.
...

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Zebras and giraffes are pals with wows!
Like pygmy goats and milking cows
If predators are close, giraffes sound the alarm
Zebras run with their herd to avoid death or harm...

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Was a fine brunette, her name was Helen 
She wanted round boobs, size of a melon
Schoolfriend Paris agreed 
Milking Troy, for the deed
She got them hand reared, not by a felon...

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we use them for riding, milking, and meat
welcome to Northern Mongolia, my sweet.
You are now a reindeer person, like the rest of us.
The one you are riding is named Little Big Gus....

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on the floor on
all fours next
to me you
sit on a
stool

knowing exactly
what rhythm
and tempo
to keep
you

begin 
milking
me making
me feel as if
to swoon

    i
moo...

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amazingly beautiful, colorful dazzling
eloquently flowered gems,harmony
irridescent, junebugs kissing lilies
milking natures opulent petunias
quenching roses, soaring through
ubiquitous verdures...

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“Milking the situation” is from a long-ago age
“Milking the cows” from our agricultural heritage
Some phrases hang on
Though some are long gone
Some remain in our lexicon though we've turned the page...

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Big open space rises 
like a hot air balloon 
overlooking Farmers fields 
of corn, hay and beans
On an October morning 
as cows scatter from 
their milking to find 
a good eating place 
To graze for the next few hours...

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Lyra and Herdsman
Two constellations erotic couple
Milking over the Lotus Fiber-Haired River

On the nurtured bridge
That is attached to a celestial meet
From the standing

Of your heaven gaze
Before the evening 
Of a large form....

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When milking the cow,
here's a bit of advice to heed:
Don't handle her udders too roughly
Or you just might get a kick,
you ain't never gonna forget
Milk the cow right,
then drink of the 
white liquid substance of life...

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Always been a free spirit can't change me now
What will be will be, my philosophy since milking cows
Sounds like I was a farm boy
Nope, was a lad with all the toys 
A wee bit spoiled, but to be sweet I've learned how...

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There is quite a big ruckus on the street
Lad's milking a cow without any teats
   How does he do it?
   He stands, doesn't sit
Hey look, Mom, no hands. I'm using my feet!



   1st Prize - Rutland County Fair
              August, 1987...

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I once had a friend, Elmer Fudder

Who had an obsession with butter

Could not tell bull from cow

But he soon found out how

Milking what he thought ... was an udder!







(Syllables = 9, 9, 6, 6, 9, counted at HowManySyllables.com)...

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Hay is threshed by the rotor blades,
Hay along with the arms,
Legs, and heads of the milking maids,
Down on the carrion farms.

Farmer Misogynist reaps his yield—
Satan nurtured the crop—
Psychopathology wet the field—
Whing!  Now the rotor blade lops!...

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nanny goats eat grass and leaves of trees
wild mountain goats stand on rocks with ease
tiny pygmy goats know how to climb up trees
frumpy milking goats give product away with ease
long-eared goats look as weird as bumblebees
wonder if army goats do pushups from their knees?...

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