Short Milking Poems

Short Milking Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Milking by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Milking by length and keyword.


Verbs Find Think

VERB  FIND...

     the verb find
     is not think...!
    What do you think
     milking the cow?
     i find milk...


Premium Member Daisy

Daisy worked at a farm
She was very placid and calm
She tried milking a cow
She didn't know how
This gave her cause for alarm
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Two Teenagers In Love

Two teenagers in love



no milking the cow

son, do I make myself clear

first love is the best


connie pachecho

1/10/17
Form: Haiku

Big Apple Eve

I pictured her milking an udder
And it made my whole body shudder
Then mum piped up,
"Forget her, pup!
She's bound to be some buddy's mudder!"
Form: Limerick

Pace Yourself

In forcing perfection by wracking my brain
Satisfaction gets harder for unlucky few 
I’m wrecking my being while going insane
As milking my soul gets harder to do
Form: Bio


Premium Member Milking It

A holstein was feeling forlorn from waking alone every morn; With udders fantastic Of silicone plastic, She’s grabbing the bulls by the horn.
© Jeff Kyser  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member zebras and giraffes are pals

Zebras and giraffes are pals with wows!
Like pygmy goats and milking cows
If predators are close, giraffes sound the alarm
Zebras run with their herd to avoid death or harm
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Trojan Bust

Was a fine brunette, her name was Helen 
She wanted round boobs, size of a melon
Schoolfriend Paris agreed 
Milking Troy, for the deed
She got them hand reared, not by a felon
Form: Limerick

Premium Member welcome to northern mongolia

we use them for riding, milking, and meat
welcome to Northern Mongolia, my sweet.
You are now a reindeer person, like the rest of us.
The one you are riding is named Little Big Gus.
Form: Rhyme

Lacking Tose

on the floor on
all fours next
to me you
sit on a
stool

knowing exactly
what rhythm
and tempo
to keep
you

begin 
milking
me making
me feel as if
to swoon

    i
moo
Form:

Premium Member Hummingbird

amazingly beautiful, colorful dazzling
eloquently flowered gems,harmony
irridescent, junebugs kissing lilies
milking natures opulent petunias
quenching roses, soaring through
ubiquitous verdures
© Joseph May  Create an image from this poem.
Form: ABC

Premium Member Milking the Cows

“Milking the situation” is from a long-ago age “Milking the cows” from our agricultural heritage Some phrases hang on Though some are long gone Some remain in our lexicon though we've turned the page
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Rural Sunrise

Big open space rises 
like a hot air balloon 
overlooking Farmers fields 
of corn, hay and beans
On an October morning 
as cows scatter from 
their milking to find 
a good eating place 
To graze for the next few hours

Damned Souls

Lyra and Herdsman
Two constellations erotic couple
Milking over the Lotus Fiber-Haired River

On the nurtured bridge
That is attached to a celestial meet
From the standing

Of your heaven gaze
Before the evening 
Of a large form.
Form: Haiku

Milking the Cow


When milking the cow,
here's a bit of advice to heed:
Don't handle her udders too roughly
Or you just might get a kick,
you ain't never gonna forget
Milk the cow right,
then drink of the 
white liquid substance of life
Form: Verse

Premium Member A Free Spirit

Always been a free spirit can't change me now What will be will be, my philosophy since milking cows Sounds like I was a farm boy Nope, was a lad with all the toys A wee bit spoiled, but to be sweet I've learned how
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Fake Cow-Milking News

There is quite a big ruckus on the street
Lad's milking a cow without any teats
   How does he do it?
   He stands, doesn't sit
Hey look, Mom, no hands. I'm using my feet!



   1st Prize - Rutland County Fair
              August, 1987
Form: Limerick

Premium Member A Hard Lesson

I once had a friend, Elmer Fudder

Who had an obsession with butter

Could not tell bull from cow

But he soon found out how

Milking what he thought ... was an udder!







(Syllables = 9, 9, 6, 6, 9, counted at HowManySyllables.com)
Form: Limerick

Blood Harvest

Hay is threshed by the rotor blades,
Hay along with the arms,
Legs, and heads of the milking maids,
Down on the carrion farms.

Farmer Misogynist reaps his yield—
Satan nurtured the crop—
Psychopathology wet the field—
Whing!  Now the rotor blade lops!
© Steve Eng  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Quatrain

Premium Member Wondering about Goats

nanny goats eat grass and leaves of trees
wild mountain goats stand on rocks with ease
tiny pygmy goats know how to climb up trees
frumpy milking goats give product away with ease
long-eared goats look as weird as bumblebees
wonder if army goats do pushups from their knees?
Form: Monorhyme

Premium Member One Way Or An Udder

Purple-haired teens of large girth, courageously saving the earth, are staging big pours in grocery stores; they're milking for all that it’s worth!
https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/animal-rebellion-protestors-pour-milk-across-uk-shop-floors-including-harrods-an/
© Jeff Kyser  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Willy a Wooly Mammoth

Willy, a wild mammoth lives in my yard
Shedding head all over in clumps
Neighbors come by and collect it in bales
Making comforters, pillows and plush cushions
They bring casseroles, carrots, croissants and canapes
Willy has the best life, and he knows it
Milking it for all it is worth

Premium Member Oath

Mouthing an oath, she carried on
Milking the cow in cowshed grim.
She only wished she could be gone...
Mouthing an oath, she carried on.
Into the shed sun never shone.
Now milk was spilling over brim!

Mouthing an oath, she carried on
Milking the cow in cowshed grim.





3/24/2023
© Julia Ward  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Triolet

Milking Barn

"constructing
an area to convey
the thoughts of many
sight for those
who want a world to be impressed
by the landscape of doing
they shall come and see
the sights that will make them
stand in this place and humble themselves
to the worship of people
manifested by the godman
who constructed it!"
Form: Bio

Lean On Me

Leanne loves milking her cows 
Everyday she dreams of those cows when she is away
A noise she hears
Nay says the horse, Nay says the cows
Nay says Linda, Nay says James
Everyday she hears voices

LEANne on me.....

Please bare a moment to pray and have thought for the dairy farmers in the world :-(
Form: Acrostic

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