Short Milking Poems

Public fund for chow
Is dishonorable act
Like a milking cow....

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Going rare grass,

Starving Cows,

Capture the whales,

To milk all!...

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the traffic police
caught us for passing through red!
milking five dollars...

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it's like
milking
a donkey

whoops
yeah there
there are ball's

not
there
butt close by...

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VERB  FIND...

     the verb find
     is not think...!
    What do you think
     milking the cow?
     i find milk......

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Daisy worked at a farm
She was very placid and calm
She tried milking a cow
She didn't know how
This gave her cause for alarm...

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Two teenagers in love



no milking the cow

son, do I make myself clear

first love is the best


connie pachecho

1/10/17...

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I pictured her milking an udder
And it made my whole body shudder
Then mum piped up,
"Forget her, pup!
She's bound to be some buddy's mudder!"...

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In forcing perfection by wracking my brain
Satisfaction gets harder for unlucky few 
I’m wrecking my being while going insane
As milking my soul gets harder to do...

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A holstein was feeling forlorn
from waking alone every morn;
With udders fantastic
Of silicone plastic,
She’s grabbing the bulls by the horn.
...

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Was a fine brunette, her name was Helen 
She wanted round boobs, size of a melon
Schoolfriend Paris agreed 
Milking Troy, for the deed
She got them hand reared, not by a felon...

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on the floor on
all fours next
to me you
sit on a
stool

knowing exactly
what rhythm
and tempo
to keep
you

begin 
milking
me making
me feel as if
to swoon

    i
moo...

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amazingly beautiful, colorful dazzling
eloquently flowered gems,harmony
irridescent, junebugs kissing lilies
milking natures opulent petunias
quenching roses, soaring through
ubiquitous verdures...

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“Milking the situation” is from a long-ago age
“Milking the cows” from our agricultural heritage
Some phrases hang on
Though some are long gone
Some remain in our lexicon though we've turned the page...

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Big open space rises 
like a hot air balloon 
overlooking Farmers fields 
of corn, hay and beans
On an October morning 
as cows scatter from 
their milking to find 
a good eating place 
To graze for the next few hours...

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Lyra and Herdsman
Two constellations erotic couple
Milking over the Lotus Fiber-Haired River

On the nurtured bridge
That is attached to a celestial meet
From the standing

Of your heaven gaze
Before the evening 
Of a large form....

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When milking the cow,
here's a bit of advice to heed:
Don't handle her udders too roughly
Or you just might get a kick,
you ain't never gonna forget
Milk the cow right,
then drink of the 
white liquid substance of life...

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Always been a free spirit can't change me now
What will be will be, my philosophy since milking cows
Sounds like I was a farm boy
Nope, was a lad with all the toys 
A wee bit spoiled, but to be sweet I've learned how...

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There is quite a big ruckus on the street
Lad's milking a cow without any teats
   How does he do it?
   He stands, doesn't sit
Hey look, Mom, no hands. I'm using my feet!



   1st Prize - Rutland County Fair
              August, 1987...

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I once had a friend, Elmer Fudder

Who had an obsession with butter

Could not tell bull from cow

But he soon found out how

Milking what he thought ... was an udder!







(Syllables = 9, 9, 6, 6, 9, counted at HowManySyllables.com)...

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Hay is threshed by the rotor blades,
Hay along with the arms,
Legs, and heads of the milking maids,
Down on the carrion farms.

Farmer Misogynist reaps his yield—
Satan nurtured the crop—
Psychopathology wet the field—
Whing!  Now the rotor blade lops!...

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Purple-haired teens of large girth,
courageously saving the earth,
are staging big pours
in grocery stores;
they're milking for all that it’s worth!


https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/animal-rebellion-protestors-pour-milk-across-uk-shop-floors-including-harrods-an/...

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Mouthing an oath, she carried on
Milking the cow in cowshed grim.
She only wished she could be gone...
Mouthing an oath, she carried on.
Into the shed sun never shone.
Now milk was spilling over brim!

Mouthing an oath, she carried on
Milking the cow in cowshed grim.





3/24/2023...

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"constructing
an area to convey
the thoughts of many
sight for those
who want a world to be impressed
by the landscape of doing
they shall come and see
the sights that will make them
stand in this place and humble themselves
to the worship of people
manifested by the godman
who constructed it!"...

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Leanne loves milking her cows 
Everyday she dreams of those cows when she is away
A noise she hears
Nay says the horse, Nay says the cows
Nay says Linda, Nay says James
Everyday she hears voices

LEANne on me.....

Please bare a moment to pray and have thought for the dairy farmers in the world :-(...

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