Gershon Wolf Poet Limerick

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I can't make this more fake...

Fake Cow-Milking News

There is quite a big ruckus on the street
Lad's milking a cow without any teats
   How does he do it?
   He stands, doesn't sit
Hey look, Mom, no hands. I'm using my feet!



   1st Prize - Rutland County Fair
              August, 1987

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Linda Alice Fowler March 5, 2021 at 8:46 AM So so funny Gerson! Linda

Tom Cunningham March 5, 2021 at 1:09 AM Haha now that would be quite something. Tom

Darlene De Beaulieu March 4, 2021 at 5:56 PM Hello Gershn, thank you for the giggle. enjoy your evening my friend.

Judy Ball March 4, 2021 at 4:25 PM Hmmmm What's he grabbing with his feet? I think he better beat feet because that "cow" ain't gonna stand there for long. Cute one Gershon. God Bless, JB

Richard Lamoureux March 4, 2021 at 3:18 PM A talented fellow. I think I will stick with Almond Milk! Gershon Wolf March 4, 2021 at 5:28 PM Almond milk, eh? I think I'll go back in the water and be a fish. ~ Amphibious Fogg

L Milton Hankins March 4, 2021 at 9:53 AM Sounds like "bull" to me! LOL Gershon Wolf March 4, 2021 at 3:14 PM If it's not bull, it must be baloney! Thanks, gw

Terry Flood March 4, 2021 at 1:48 AM Phew! When the cow had no teats, well you don’t wanna know where my mind wandered! Made me grin Gershon. Terry Gershon Wolf March 4, 2021 at 3:01 PM Let me guess. On second thought, you're right, maybe I don't want (or need) to know... lol. Thanks Terry! :) gw