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Trojan Bust

Was a fine brunette, her name was Helen She wanted round boobs, size of a melon Schoolfriend Paris agreed Milking Troy, for the deed She got them hand reared, not by a felon

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Terry Flood

Date: 9/5/2023 11:28:00 AM

Back with belated congrats, David. Terry

David Kavanagh
Date: 9/5/2023 12:01:00 PM

Thanks Terry, I actually seen a Helen of Troy today when driving, never a red traffic light when we need them, cheers David

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 9/5/2023 7:57:00 AM

Congratulations on your win. A creative write. Watch out Helen... Have a great/fun day.............

David Kavanagh
Date: 9/5/2023 8:21:00 AM

Thank you Paula, yep rumour has it she’s bumping into everything lol, cheers David

Linda Alice Fowler

Date: 9/5/2023 6:28:00 AM

LOLOL David! Congratulations! :)

David Kavanagh
Date: 9/5/2023 6:56:00 AM

Thank you Linda, she’s a fussy gal our Helen lol, cheers David

Tania Kitchin

Date: 9/3/2023 4:41:00 PM

David, funny and bawdy, congratulations on your winning placement!

David Kavanagh
Date: 9/4/2023 1:26:00 AM

Thank you Tania not always an easy form to master, but I’m delighted with your placement, cheers David

I Am Anaya

Date: 8/22/2023 8:16:00 PM

Helen of Troy, hmm boobs that launched a thousand grips, ha. Good one!

I Am Anaya
Date: 8/23/2023 2:05:00 PM

Lol, I'm thinking about making a banana Limerick. FINISHED!

David Kavanagh
Date: 8/23/2023 12:27:00 AM

Very good Anaya, and each grip added to the size of the erm fleet, hey you almost had me there, cheers David

Terry Flood

Date: 8/22/2023 2:21:00 PM

Ha ha… sounds like quite the girl. But here’s the rub… (and this is absolutely gospel) a company I once worked for had a Mr Troy; “So what,” I hear you say…. Well… his wife’s name was Helena. No kidding.

David Kavanagh
Date: 8/23/2023 12:35:00 AM

What Lin I was just wondering about the health of the company’s assets??

Lin Lane
Date: 8/22/2023 6:59:00 PM

Mind your manners, David.

David Kavanagh
Date: 8/22/2023 2:51:00 PM

Ha brilliant, I mean what are the odds of that, Trojan I’d say, hey Terry what was she like, did she have big erm assets, just curious, cheers David

Tom Cunningham

Date: 8/22/2023 1:42:00 PM

You know your Greek myth David, I thought the wooden horse might make an appearance lol. Good luck in the contest. Tom

David Kavanagh
Date: 8/22/2023 2:52:00 PM

Nice Lin!

Lin Lane
Date: 8/22/2023 1:57:00 PM

It did, Tom, but not in horse form. ;-) OK I'm going to have to stop reading both of you.... as if.

David Kavanagh
Date: 8/22/2023 1:46:00 PM

Oh I’m sure Tom, that big boy lent a (hand) at some stage stage lol, cheers David

Lin Lane

Date: 8/22/2023 1:23:00 PM

Well, that would only be folly on Troy's part if he didn't enjoy the fruits of one said, Helen... if he were a guy. Clever. So, David, is that why Helen is billed as being so beautiful that her face launched 1,000 ships? Fake boobs not considered? My validation letters to post this comment were ASK

David Kavanagh
Date: 8/22/2023 1:37:00 PM

Ha that’s mad (ASK) me anything Lin, Stupid Paris thought fake boobs would suffice, and totally misinterpreted Helen’s needs, and boy did he totally miss out on a good time, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it, thanks so much, cheers David

Jan Allison

Date: 8/22/2023 1:11:00 PM

ha ha ha so funny David:-) hugs Jan xx

David Kavanagh
Date: 8/22/2023 1:31:00 PM

Thanks Jan more than a handful is a waste lol! Cheers David