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Trojan Bust

Was a fine brunette, her name was Helen 
She wanted round boobs, size of a melon
Schoolfriend Paris agreed 
Milking Troy, for the deed
She got them hand reared, not by a felon

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Terry Flood

September 5, 2023 at 11:28 AM

Back with belated congrats, David. Terry

David Kavanagh

September 5, 2023 at 12:01 PM

Thanks Terry, I actually seen a Helen of Troy today when driving, never a red traffic light when we need them, cheers David

Paula Goldsmith

September 5, 2023 at 7:57 AM

Congratulations on your win. A creative write. Watch out Helen... Have a great/fun day.............

David Kavanagh

September 5, 2023 at 8:21 AM

Thank you Paula, yep rumour has it she’s bumping into everything lol, cheers David

Linda Alice Fowler

September 5, 2023 at 6:28 AM

LOLOL David! Congratulations! :)

David Kavanagh

September 5, 2023 at 6:56 AM

Thank you Linda, she’s a fussy gal our Helen lol, cheers David

Tania Kitchin

September 3, 2023 at 4:41 PM

David, funny and bawdy, congratulations on your winning placement!

David Kavanagh

September 4, 2023 at 1:26 AM

Thank you Tania not always an easy form to master, but I’m delighted with your placement, cheers David

I Am Anaya

August 22, 2023 at 8:16 PM

Helen of Troy, hmm boobs that launched a thousand grips, ha. Good one!

I Am Anaya

August 23, 2023 at 2:05 PM

Lol, I'm thinking about making a banana Limerick. FINISHED!

David Kavanagh

August 23, 2023 at 12:27 AM

Very good Anaya, and each grip added to the size of the erm fleet, hey you almost had me there, cheers David

Terry Flood

August 22, 2023 at 2:21 PM

Ha ha… sounds like quite the girl. But here’s the rub… (and this is absolutely gospel) a company I once worked for had a Mr Troy; “So what,” I hear you say…. Well… his wife’s name was Helena. No kidding.

David Kavanagh

August 23, 2023 at 12:35 AM

What Lin I was just wondering about the health of the company’s assets??

Lin Lane

August 22, 2023 at 6:59 PM

Mind your manners, David.

David Kavanagh

August 22, 2023 at 2:51 PM

Ha brilliant, I mean what are the odds of that, Trojan I’d say, hey Terry what was she like, did she have big erm assets, just curious, cheers David

Tom Cunningham

August 22, 2023 at 1:42 PM

You know your Greek myth David, I thought the wooden horse might make an appearance lol. Good luck in the contest. Tom

David Kavanagh

August 22, 2023 at 2:52 PM

Nice Lin!

Lin Lane

August 22, 2023 at 1:57 PM

It did, Tom, but not in horse form. ;-) OK I'm going to have to stop reading both of you.... as if.

David Kavanagh

August 22, 2023 at 1:46 PM

Oh I’m sure Tom, that big boy lent a (hand) at some stage stage lol, cheers David

Lin Lane

August 22, 2023 at 1:23 PM

Well, that would only be folly on Troy's part if he didn't enjoy the fruits of one said, Helen... if he were a guy. Clever. So, David, is that why Helen is billed as being so beautiful that her face launched 1,000 ships? Fake boobs not considered? My validation letters to post this comment were ASK

David Kavanagh

August 22, 2023 at 1:37 PM

Ha that’s mad (ASK) me anything Lin, Stupid Paris thought fake boobs would suffice, and totally misinterpreted Helen’s needs, and boy did he totally miss out on a good time, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it, thanks so much, cheers David