Short Markle Poems
Short Markle Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Markle by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Markle by length and keyword.
Goofaloof
Satirical
Clerihew
Satirihew?
So, Miss Jane Marple
isn't Meghan Markle
One is a fine sleuth
The others, Goofaloof....
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Categories:
markle, fantasy,
Form:
Clerihew
Meghan Markle
Suits actress Meghan Markle
Dreamy eyes glisten and sparkle
Ex-princess and activist
Quiet Rachel sorely missed...
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Categories:
markle, culture,
Form:
Clerihew
O Pity Me and Send Cash
Black Lives Matter now has sparkle:
"Finding Freedom" - Meghan Markle
Don't be a crook!
Pay for her book!
After all, its patriarchal!...
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Categories:
markle, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Markle Rumors Are Swirling
Markle for President, I heard today
She's got sterling credentials, I must say
Correct gender and race
A self-promotion ace
Only thing 'left' now ~ to come out as gay...
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Categories:
markle, america, political, satire, woman,
Form:
Limerick
Merkle and Markle
Merkle and Markle
We planned on hearing a great parable;
Happened worldwide and hemispherical;
Wife to be;
Soon will see;
God made Merkle and Markle a miracle.
Jim Horn...
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Categories:
markle, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
Meghan Markle
She got more fame from marrying a Prince,
I have no clue if the allegations are nonsense.
Is this her Oscar-winning performance as well?
With time the truth comes to light with a loud yell....
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Categories:
markle, how i feel,
Form:
Couplet
All Hail Markle
Megan Markle is no doubt, spiffy.
Her closeness to the Queen, iffy!
In Hollywood, shops at only best malls.
Dreaming she is the Monarch of us all.
12/17/2021...
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Categories:
markle, humor,
Form:
Clerihew
Our Bot Marks the Spot
In our palace lives a bot
Quite a finicky task it has got
Thrice daily removes every single spot
from the royal server -- the '10-2-4' teapot
Our bot makes that teapot shine and sparkle
in case you-know-who returns ~ Ms. Markle...
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Categories:
markle, celebrity, drink, london, technology, work,
Form:
Light Verse
Trump Called Megan Nasty
Trump Called Megan Nasty
On Megan Trump sure likes to pick,
And when he does is always quick;
Aggrandizes;
Criticizes;
Each time seems will make us sick.
Jim Horn
Sad how Trump criticized Megan
Markle by calling her "Nasty."
Not sure what he meant by that
though. Is anyone's guess....
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Categories:
markle, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
Sparkle, Sparkle
Sparkle, sparkle, little twink
Meghan Markle, doncha think
Marrying your princely fella
Not quite like that time Mandela
Was set free from years in prison?
Seems that public ire has risen.
Sometimes, tiaras do corrode
And princesses turn back to toads.
The biggest threat to being woke:
Get eaten by like-minded folk....
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Categories:
markle, princess,
Form:
Rhyme
Princess Please
Career assessment test
In college assessment office
Multiple choice test.
Choose your best answer.
Would you rather
Be to be a detective?
Video Game Designer?
Author?
Her write in answer:
Princess
Please.
Supervisor prematurely.
Rolls eyes
Silly her. She haughtily thinks.
Name of student
Meghan Markle
Now who Is laughing?...
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Categories:
markle, fun,
Form:
Light Verse
Dress To Impress
Prince Harry’s to wed Meghan Markle
Her dress, see it shimmer and sparkle
What I can’t understand…
It cost fifty-six grand
No wonder there’s such a debacle!
Inspired by another news story
N B The haute couture dress was originally on sale for a whopping £56,000 ($77,587.23) but I've read they got it at a reduced cost
01/21/18...
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Categories:
markle, clothes, engagement, humorous, money,
Form:
Limerick