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Short Macho Man Poems

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Nacho Man Village People Macho Man Short Parody
Nacho
Nacho Man
Nacho
Nacho Man
Baby you know that I am Nacho Man...

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Categories: macho man, crazy, funny, humorous, leaving, music, parody, silly,
Form: Free verse



Macho Man
The chauvinist, is not "Man"
          is a hilarious gas
          that inflates a meat puppet...!
          Without reason or judgment......

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Categories: macho man, allusion, analogy, conflict, metaphor, political,
Form: Epigram
Premium Member Macho Man Met His Nemesis
Macho Man gave Pirate Queen snickers
So she turned loose her boot lickers
Then it got worse
she made him a purse
Forced Macho Man to wear her pink Knickers...

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Categories: macho man, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Unwelcome Disturbance
A loud noise jars my senses
Rips me away from creative thoughts
And steals my inner serenity.
Is it a passing truck back-firing?
Or a teenagers glass-pack shouting
"Notice me, you fool,
I am 
Macho man!"

written August 2, 2021...

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Categories: macho man, perspective, society, youth,
Form: Free verse
Active Trochee
Climbing mountains, scaling cliffs,
Bungee jumping fan,
Action hero, stuff of myths,
Such a macho man.

Snorkels, dives and flies a plane,
Thrills and danger led, 
Wrestles, races, feels no pain…
Only in my head.

For Andrea’s 7/5 Trochee contest...

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© Jack Horne  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: macho man, adventure,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member So Different Was Her Groom You See
A promise was made with fingers crossed,
In front of God and family.
Bride did not relish being bossed,
Macho man came out on Day three.
So different was her groom, you see.
She jumped in her car, set speed to zoom,
Got as far as she could from this little goon....

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Categories: macho man, divorce, light,
Form: Rhyme Royal
Her First Time
my niece Bess
hangs her head
not in shame
over her head
married too soon
macho man
4 month baby
overwhelmed
where did she go
disappeared into motherhood
thin as a rail
wifedom
tail between her legs
a young girl who should be singing songs
on stages 
around the world fell for
lust and a redhead
a burly bossy handsome man
whos charm for me was transparant
but then
I've seen him before
and this was her
first time....

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Categories: macho man, angst
Form: I do not know?
Macho Man Syndrome
Macho Man Sydrome

Women may have PMS,
But men have MMS
Macho Man Syndome

Not all men have this,
Plenty do and it makes life seem hard to exist
From Oil in Iraq
To Blood Diamond in Sierra Leone
Sooner or Later, Mother Earth will tell you
“Leave me the heck alone!”
Will you listen?
Of course not,
She'd have to glue your men together
Gray clouds with a dirty mist will make you surrender
When her eyes glaze at you
Maybe you'll realize there'll be no you  
When it's through...

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© Lynn Dolly  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: macho man, nature, political, men, men,
Form: I do not know?

Book: Reflection on the Important Things