Short Mabel Poems

Mabel was a Nurse,
She liver for a hundred Years,
Her Skills a Blessing....

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Nicholson 's spouse Mabel Pryde
too young with Spaish flu,she died
Yet like him a portraitist 
as wife & mother she did persist...

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There is my sweet Aunt Mabel
sitting across the table
ever since her divorce
she eats like a horse
so we put her up in a stable...

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M-orn
A-nd
B-right
E-arly
L-ight

C-ombine
A-fter
N-ight
O-bscurity

Topic: Birthday of Mabel Cano (October 15)
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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Hagrid had an egg on his table
And according to the told fable
	It hatched a male dragon
	He drank a large flagon
Then he named it Norbert not Mabel...

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BIG JOHN LITTLE

Big John Little shore could fiddle
Had em steppin Saturday nights
Got a wink from Mabel a waitin’ table
Then fiddled with all his might...

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We once knew a fella named Abel,
Who loved to jump razor wire cable,
One day he made a slip;
Heard a howl and a rip...
So now we address him as Mabel....

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Some Babycham and Irish Mist
May smooth the way to being kissed
Score one for Mabel
Under the table
Though it looks like she kissed and missed . . . ....

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There was once a lady called Mable
Whose knickers were up to her navel
Her cupboards were bare
There was no underwear
So she nicked them from where she was able...

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M-user
A-uthors
B-eautiful
E-xpression
L-etting

C-omposition
A-pply
N-atal
O-ccasion

Topic: Birthday of Mabel Caño (October 15) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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M-y 
A-crostic 
B-eautifully 
E-mploys 
L-ines 

A-bout 
D-edication's 
A-nnual 
N-ote 

Topic: Birthday of Mabel Adan (January 20) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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TRICK or TREAT

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"Trick
or Treat", 
"GEORGE!",
"I hear
the words, but there’s
no one 
there!", 
"Mabel, it's
Halloween"!

~~~~...

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M-y
A-crostic
B-rings
E-xcellent
L-iterary

G-reetings
A-s
R-ighteous
C-omposition
I-s
A-uthored

Topic: Birthday of Mabel E. Garcia (February 27) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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A blow job under the table
Is just fun and games for Mabel
Her luscious lips
Increase the tips
According to a sop's fable 


*Friday=Frigedaeg=
"Day of the goddess Frigg" ...

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My beer-swilling auntie called Mabel
Could drink most blokes under the table
She sups pint after pint
Almost every night
No wonder her legs are unstable!

06~07~17...

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M-eaningful 
A-nd 
B-eautiful 
E-xpression 
L-ets 

G-ood 
A-crostic 
R-ightfully 
C-onvey 
I-deal 
A-im 

Topic: Birthday of Mabel E. Garcia (February 27) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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There's a fifty stone stripper called Mabel
Loves to practise her moves on her table
She heard a loud crack
Fell off broke her back
Now she cannot get up she's not able.

Written on 16th July 2018

For limerick contest sponsored by Carolyn Devonshire...

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Millie’s mother Mabel mended macrame
Mainly Marseilles-made macrame,
Maddening moments mending machine macrame
Mostly made-to-order, mostly May macrame.
Making May mostly made-to-order macrame means
Many months modifying Malaysian macrame, mostly!

written February 2, 2022...

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within without and all about
the chickens went insane
the humans squabbled bout the drought...
yet it was so amusing

theirin they're out without a doubt
plain turkeys ran for cover
old mabel sploshed the beans about
and cast them on the table
enough of thought abusing....

online musing mush.....Don Johnson...

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There once was a young filly named Mabel
Who enjoyed having sex on a table
Got gravy on her parts
Her fame was off the charts!!!
For dessert she put a jelly bean in her navel

A LESS BAWDY VERSION

There once was a filly named Mabel
Who enjoyed having sex on a table
Had to watch for the cutlery
Could cause pain quite utterly
Bet you haven't heard this well known fable



© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Dallas beckons yonder
Bright lights and cold beer
Cowboys always wander
To things that ain't here 

Dallas collects money
From those who can't spare
Tragic becomes funny
Just from bein' there

Romance seldom follows
Trips to our Big D
Female rarely swallows
Lines from guys like me 

Success follows tryin'
Mabel is her name
Confessed constant lyin'
Loves me just the same

2/16/18
For Joseph Mays' contest 88 Syllables...

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Freddie and Mable they were so in love
He took one look at Mabel’s knockers
And billed and cooed like a silly turtle dove
Oh but in size they were real big shockers
When out shopping for panties and suitable bra
Still Freddie did not falter, Mabel fit him to a tee
“Love in bed you are my twinkling super star
But the telly I will admit, I just cannot possibly see
But precious you will always be my love and my mate
And for bloody earplugs they really are quite great!”...

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