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Mable

There's a fifty stone stripper called Mabel
Loves to practise her moves on her table
She heard a loud crack
Fell off broke her back
Now she cannot get up she's not able.

Written on 16th July 2018

For limerick contest sponsored by Carolyn Devonshire

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018




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Date: 9/30/2018 2:22:00 PM
Hello Tom, no she can not get up. Until her back heals. Have a nice evening my friend.
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 9/30/2018 7:37:00 PM
Thanks Darlene, it will take a while for sure. Tom
Date: 7/30/2018 4:31:00 PM
So funny, Tom. I can't stop laughing!
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 7/30/2018 4:50:00 PM
Thank you Warren, glad you enjoyed it. Tom
Date: 7/21/2018 5:02:00 PM
Lol you're terrible Tom! Or maybe I am because I laughed ;p Good one Tom
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FJ Thomas
Date: 7/22/2018 12:07:00 PM
OMGoodness lolol!
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 7/22/2018 1:55:00 AM
Yes I know lol. After much physio she's back and has invested in a stronger table. Tom
Date: 7/21/2018 7:34:00 AM
What a funny and painful one, good job ;)
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 7/21/2018 8:24:00 AM
Thank you Casarah. Tom
Date: 7/19/2018 11:38:00 PM
G'day Tom … crikey; fifty stone! At that weight, you'd never anything anyway, so breaking the table would at least give some entertainment - poor Mabel - Lindsay
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 7/20/2018 1:49:00 AM
Haha, thanks Lindsay, happy to announce she's joined a slimming club, no hope for the table though, firewood lol. Regards. Tom
Date: 7/18/2018 3:26:00 PM
Congratulations on your well deserved win Tom with your very funny limerick, really enjoyed. :))
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 7/18/2018 4:55:00 PM
Thank you Roy ,happy you liked it. Tom
Date: 7/18/2018 1:15:00 AM
good one - laughs a lot - Congrats
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 7/18/2018 2:15:00 AM
Thank you Virginia, glad you enjoyed. Tom.
Date: 7/17/2018 9:21:00 PM
Congratulations on your great well written win, Tom, so very witty :) enjoyed reading. Hugs Eve
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 7/18/2018 2:14:00 AM
Thank you Eve, happy you enjoyed it. Tom
Date: 7/17/2018 6:15:00 PM
LOL so funny! great limerick!
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 7/18/2018 2:13:00 AM
Thank you Arthur. Tom
Date: 7/17/2018 2:54:00 PM
you are terribly funny, tom... big congrats!..huggs
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 7/18/2018 2:12:00 AM
Thanks Nette, glad I gave you a laugh. Tom
Date: 7/17/2018 2:37:00 PM
This is hilarious! Limericks come easy to you, but seem hard to me. Congratulations on your well deserved win.
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 7/18/2018 2:12:00 AM
Thanks Caren, glad you enjoyed it. Tom
Date: 7/17/2018 11:02:00 AM
LOL, Tom. Perhaps she should have taken up pole dancing...Fun write!
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 7/17/2018 11:13:00 AM
Thanks Charlie, glad you enjoyed it. Tom
Date: 7/17/2018 9:13:00 AM
Oh dear lol Tom Cunningham !
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 7/17/2018 10:17:00 AM
Thanks Paris, last I heard she was on the mend lol
Date: 7/17/2018 9:11:00 AM
Congratulations on your win. Funny! :)
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 7/17/2018 10:16:00 AM
Thanks Susan, glad you enjoyed it Tom
Date: 7/17/2018 8:26:00 AM
Ha ha, I don’t write many limericks but yours inspired me.
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 7/17/2018 8:28:00 AM
Thank you Richard.
Date: 7/17/2018 7:50:00 AM
Ah, just saw you won in a contest. Of course you did.. this limerick rocked it. Many congrats, Tom!
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 7/17/2018 8:26:00 AM
Thanks Dave, happy you liked it, would never have wrote a limerick but for Jan.
Date: 7/17/2018 7:48:00 AM
Nothing worse than a stripper all wrapped up in bandages and braces ;). I loved this hilarious write, Tom!!
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 7/17/2018 8:22:00 AM
Haha, can't say I've witnessed that scene Dave but never say never.
Date: 7/16/2018 5:34:00 PM
Loved it the first time, and a big congrats to you
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 7/16/2018 5:47:00 PM
Thank you Andrea, did you notice the name change (long story) lol. Tom
Date: 7/16/2018 5:14:00 PM
Many congrats Tom it was one of my faves!!:-) hugs jan xx
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 7/16/2018 5:20:00 PM
Thank you Jan,again thanks for the heads up. Tom
Date: 7/16/2018 5:09:00 PM
Oh, so glad to have seen this, wonder, made my day, thanks Tom.
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 7/16/2018 5:19:00 PM
Thank Harry, glad you enjoyed it. Tom
Date: 7/16/2018 3:52:00 PM
Now she does her best work on her back. If you look close you'll see a small crack. When the table did break, Mabel bit by mistake. The poor fellow thought he was under attack.
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arthur vaso
Date: 7/17/2018 6:16:00 PM
Hilarious!!!
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 7/16/2018 4:14:00 PM
Love it Richard, we could have done a collaboration.
Date: 7/16/2018 3:46:00 PM
Poor dear! good luck in the contest Tom.
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 7/16/2018 3:49:00 PM
Thanks Richard, last I heard she's making a good recovery lol
Date: 7/16/2018 3:31:00 PM
Yep, that dancin' on the table can be mighty risky--and risqué! Good one, Tom. CONGRATS! Janice
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 7/16/2018 3:50:00 PM
Thank you Janice, she was a bit too cuddly for the flimsy table lol
Date: 7/16/2018 3:06:00 PM
Sad. I hope just a made up one and not someone you know. Congratulations on your win. Way to go. Thanks for the visits to my page. Sara
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 7/16/2018 3:31:00 PM
Thank you Sara, lol it's pure fiction, I dont know any ladies in that profession. Tom
Date: 7/16/2018 2:13:00 PM
Tom: Congrats for your well-deserved win! I love great lims and this is a great one! Thx for your kind comment re my entry - Bob
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 7/16/2018 2:55:00 PM
Thank you Robert, nothing beats a good old limerick to raise a laugh or two. Tom
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