Freddie and Mabel

Freddie and Mable they were so in love He took one look at Mabel’s knockers And billed and cooed like a silly turtle dove Oh but in size they were real big shockers When out shopping for panties and suitable bra Still Freddie did not falter, Mabel fit him to a tee “Love in bed you are my twinkling super star But the telly I will admit, I just cannot possibly see But precious you will always be my love and my mate And for bloody earplugs they really are quite great!”