Short Lucinda Poems

The prettiest trees held an emergency meet.
Lucinda found out and brought each one a treat.
The meet was to scare tree Lucinda away.
They agreed to shelf this agenda for another day....

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Looney Lula Loves Larry Larson
Lutilda Linkerwink Loves Larry Larson
Larry Larson Loves Lucinda Lavelachek
Lucinda Lavelachek Loves Luther Long
Luther Long Loves  Lori Liverpool 
Lorie Liverpool Loves Lorie Liverpool 












Alexis Y.
10/20/2020...

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LONESOME ROAD is a paved road that on a country drive in Perry county. Around Ziontown, Ohio. Population. 1. Cherokee Bison Ranch located on Lonesome Road. Around The Square Magazine. NOBLE COUNTY. A monthly publication. The magazine is free the third Monday of every month. Local authors. Is available:

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I am Lucinda, a young hip witch,
Some may call me a bi%#h!
I love to sing songs out of pitch,
I threw my boyfriend in a ditch.
And I have a super sexy twitch,
When I'm around cats I itch.
My bestie is named Mitch,
A warlock who loves to stitch.
My greedy parents are filthy rich,
They stole it, I should snitch;
But I’d have to vacate Greenwich!...

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She is out of her mind her relatives said.
They wanted her embalmed, cremated or dead.
Lucinda had her wits and was not to be dissuaded.
She gave them all the boot, they were downgraded.

She had a dream, and intended to put it into action.
Wanted a gingerbread house to give satisfaction.
Builder and construction crew were happy to do it.
Relatives inheriting nothing had a huge hissy fit....

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Serenely gliding; placid; her beautiful stance , her head graced 'pride
--little jeleous duckling, scenic view, pay no mind as she bows her head
a reflection apprears
to her she sees no beauty
yet pay no mind to the chanting quacks
Easily in time the chatter shall cease as you swiftly move on out of sight







Author note: I retire my pen here.
Sincerely,
Lucinda "Cindy" Lu Cayton- Price...

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Halloween window washer sprays himself in the face
Cares not a whit, for he does not have eyes in place.
Being a skeleton makes it so easy for him someone says.
It is a jealous old witch named Lucinda Inez.

Halloween window washer gives her a blast with his gun.
She falls off her broom, six stories down, which is kind of fun.
Her familiar, a cat, stays on the broom and drives it around.
The last time I say him, he was dancing on it all over town....

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Well if ya seen the budgery fella,  (budgery=good)
 wid the bottle er rum,
sitting back sucking on it some ,
you'd be having a good time,

Baby Lu, wants love for you ,
an happiness sometime,
you certainly have the poet in ya hide,
Lucinda light of poetry,
but what would i bloody know,
i aint no blessed notary,

but want you here,
on the soup my dear,
to keep me battery charging,
if me brain gets any smaller,
it might need some sweet enlarging..

put it on soup hey ....baby Lu

Don Johnson...

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