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Jack With No Beard Eewww

Some call me looney, some call me weird
Some people wonder what I'd look like with no beard
You don't want to know
It's a horrible show
It can easily turn accolades to resounding jeers


© Jack Ellison 2015

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Lindsay Laurie

August 23, 2015 at 8:55 PM

You'd look like a peacock with no feathers young Jack. Whose gunna recognize you? Not even the bloke in the mirror. Hopefully its a wistful thought that has disappeared - Lindsay

Andrea Dietrich

August 23, 2015 at 11:14 AM

Oh, surely you jest!! (love this)

Jack Ellison

August 23, 2015 at 12:53 PM

Yes, I just jested!!! Love, Jack xxx

Paul Callus

August 23, 2015 at 10:57 AM

As witty as always, Jack! Shaving that beard off is like doing away with part of your personality! What would the children of the world say!!! // paul

Jack Ellison

August 23, 2015 at 12:52 PM

So true!!! Had it since 1962... it's who I am! Thanks for dropping by my friend, Paul!

Jan Allison

August 23, 2015 at 10:50 AM

Oh you wouldn't look like Santa without it Jack! Hugs jan xx

Jack Ellison

August 23, 2015 at 12:50 PM

Ain't gonna happen... even Cathie wouldn't let this stranger back in the house!!! LOL Hugs, Jack xxx

Judy Konos

August 23, 2015 at 9:45 AM

Starting Over: Jack with no Bourbon is like Jack with no Beard....AKA...don't shave your beard...I like it...Much...

Jack Ellison

August 23, 2015 at 12:48 PM

Have no fear... there's a family of boat people living in there and I don't want to make them homeless!!! Love ya, Jude xxxx

Carol Eastman

August 23, 2015 at 9:16 AM

Dragon says "Don't shave it off!!!" Said Santa without a beard... Just wouldn't be right! And to shave it only put on a false one for Christmas... Well, a shutter just went up our spines! But I told them it's up to LimmerJack... We must all respect his choices. Dragon fainted at that! Apparently, if he couldn't be a Hero and SAVE Santa's beard? Well it was just too much for the little fellow! Never seen him faint before...

Jack Ellison

August 23, 2015 at 9:22 AM

Ain't gonna happen any time soon!!! Tell Dragon not to fret!!! LOL xxx

Carol Eastman

August 23, 2015 at 9:16 AM

Think of all the trouble we could keep him out of... if only we had the key to make him faint!The possibilities are both endless and priceless!

Tim Smith

August 23, 2015 at 8:04 AM

The kiddies now all were scared...it was true, what they feared.....his face shaved clean....he looked awfully mean.....they'll all hide til he grows a new beard

Jack Ellison

August 23, 2015 at 8:12 AM

It's okay, I have the fast growing kind! Well actually it's a fake one until it has a chance to grow back in!!! LOL