Short Locker Poems

Locker room antics
should not be a qualifier 
for a president....

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roses are red, 
violets are blue,
little green locker i hate you...

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locker room game plan 
tight space for 30 people 
where is all the air...

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Pig
Tailways
Bus station
Locker, lotto
Winnings safe keeping, forever gambler...

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Muddy, dirty, badly, smelly
Gym locker socks, muddy dirty sty
sneaking, cheating badly smelly lie...

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we had in our home
a phone
other thing we own
and i had
my baby locker
now we a have
a
BABY LOCKER...

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mists of memory
haunt the shores of the living
beyond the locker


Inspired by the contest “Ghost Tides” sponsored by Raul Moreno....

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 i can't follow you
   down Davy Jones' locker
      where you now dwell;
        safe at the surface....

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terrified, the frightened girl tried to hide in a locker
she could hear the gunman firing as his boots walked the halls
school had never felt this scary...

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Locker, 
Filled with my books and papers and secrets
I can't remember my combination
47 right 27 left and then what?
Am I locked out or are you locked in?...

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I knew a prankster, a mean-hearted bloke
Who liked to play wicked practical jokes
   He'd empty your locker
   And wouldn't restock her
Then try to sell you an expensive cloak...

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she looked fresher than a new  April daffodil
powdery blue eyes
exotic Georgia peach skin

girls in the locker room stared
she was quintessential beauty of loveliness
without realizing it...

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Smaltz loved limburger cheese with passion
A fact that turned co-workers’ noses ashen.
The stench made ill all near his breath
Notes on his locker hinted at death.
Smaltz now finds cheddar fragrantly in fashion....

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Into the locker, longing for loneliness.
Bang against the wall, waiting for the weekend.
Scared fearful, frightened flight.
Home alone, anger alienation.
Pain inside, prescription pills.
Sleep, silently snoring....

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how long
is a foot locker
and what
do they keep in it?

foot lockers
foot solders
foot long hotdogs
footballs
what is the obsession 
are they politically correct
or are they just a foot fetishes
at the foot of my bed...

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love's aftertaste
from the centrifuge
of flushed toilets
marking it's spiraling descent
from the Perseids of highest heaven
to Davy Jones' locker
one can survive such an excursion
but some do not

we should meet again in a tiger's dream....

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A hole was found in the girl's locker room wall
Policemen are looking into it!!! They've got the wherewithal
To take advantage of their role
Upholding justice is their goal
But boys will be boys as evidenced by policemen's balls...

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A hole was found in the girl's locker room wall
Policemen are looking into it!!! They've got the wherewithal
To take advantage of their role
Upholding justice is their goal
But boys will be boys as evidenced by policemen's balls...

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The mermaid of legend’s a dish —
The gang of the Locker did wish
A touch of her fame.
Her tail they will frame.
For rum and some gold, they fry fish.

4/11/2019
Pirate Themed Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin

*Locker - Davy Jones Locker...

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A hole was found in the girl's locker room wall
Policemen are looking into it!!! They've got the wherewithal
To take advantage of their role
Upholding justice is their goal
But boys will be boys evidenced by their policemen's balls...

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In the dark when I cannot sleep
I reach for the books that I keep
on the locker beside my bed.
Flicking the pages soothes my head.

It's your baby books my dears.
Guaranteed to bring me cheer.
Sweet memories bring sweet slumber.
I dose as your names I murmur....

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I put it in my a.m. engine
    and pray that it kicks in

  By the time I reach my locker
    I'm ready to punch in

  My prayers are duly weighed and judged
    as they swirl in my canteen

  Helping me to mid-morn break
    ~ where I'll swig some more caffeine...

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The pirates were all drinking rum and were drunk
And failed to see the treacherous rocks up ahead
There was one almighty crash and the ship sunk
And they ended up in Davy Jones locker all dead.



Written 17th August 2021....

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New year
New smell
New people
New teachers
New locker
New books
New faces
New looks
New halls
New lunch
New paper
New pens
New styles
New boys
New girls
New smiles
New clicks 
New groups
New band
New bathrooms
New friends
New populars
New outcasts
New me...

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God this boy, I remember when
He’d giggle and kiss me
And ask “Hey are we
good?” in the dark after soccer
and he’d keep five promposals right next to his locker.
Even though he said not to ask,
I’d found it the most enjoyable task.
God, this boy, he’s ruined me for other men....

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