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Pollution Solution

Smaltz loved limburger cheese with passion A fact that turned co-workers’ noses ashen. The stench made ill all near his breath Notes on his locker hinted at death. Smaltz now finds cheddar fragrantly in fashion.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2015




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Date: 5/28/2015 8:49:00 PM
Wrote one about onion breath... Lol
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Paul Schneiter
Date: 5/28/2015 11:24:00 PM
Indeed you did, and it has me laughing (between burps) loudly, prompting my wife to ask what's going on in my office. (See my comments on your site.) Thank you.
Date: 5/27/2015 10:48:00 PM
Nice one Paul....I might have to go one about onion breath....
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Paul Schneiter
Date: 5/28/2015 7:53:00 AM
Thank you, Tim. I value your comments. You could create a classic on the subject of onion breath. I hope you'll write it.
Date: 5/27/2015 8:18:00 PM
LOl fun limerick
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Paul Schneiter
Date: 5/27/2015 8:46:00 PM
Thank you, Casarah. Your positive response is heartening.
Date: 5/27/2015 8:13:00 PM
That's an LOL......loved it ...thanks
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Paul Schneiter
Date: 5/27/2015 8:48:00 PM
It's kind and thoughtful of you to comment, Judy, and to say such nice things. Please know that I appreciate it.
Date: 5/27/2015 7:58:00 PM
Lol...
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Paul Schneiter
Date: 5/27/2015 9:00:00 PM
SKAT, as I have said before, I hold a response from you in high regard. So, thank you, thank you. (More correctly, I value and appreciate responses from all Soupers . . . every one is precious to me.)
Date: 5/27/2015 7:21:00 PM
Haha..lol : )
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Paul Schneiter
Date: 5/27/2015 8:53:00 PM
Do you suppose that grilled cheese sandwich I had for lunch "inspired" me? (I have to blame it on something.) * * * Thanks for taking time to comment, Charmaine; I DO appreciate it.
Date: 5/27/2015 7:11:00 PM
Great limerick, Paul! I like it! Love, Kim
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Paul Schneiter
Date: 5/27/2015 8:55:00 PM
Thank you, Kim. I value and appreciate your feedback. Love and hugs, always.
Date: 5/27/2015 7:03:00 PM
Paul, your cheesy limerick cracks me up
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Paul Schneiter
Date: 5/27/2015 9:04:00 PM
Thank you, Lyric Man. I wondered about posting it; your kind comment tells me I was right to do so. (The fragile ego of "poets" like me mandates caution.)