Short Linguini Poems

Charles Dickens walked into a bar quite pissed
Seems in his latest reviews he was dissed
  To eat, 'Side of Linguini'
  To drink, 'Double Martini'
Bartender had to ask, 'Olive or Twist'...

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lol

its meaning

   p!ease do tell

laugh on line

   thats just fine

maybe
       to dine

lets order linguini

a problem .. you see?

such a blur

lots of laughter

    get off  my cloud

laugh out loud

lots of love

     from above. 
xx...

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Linguini Limerick

She seemed short and was teeny
And had eaten a lot of linguini
Italian sure knew how to speak
Danced with one cheek to cheek
Did it while wearing a bikini.

Jim Horn

Number 2,900.

PoetrySoup should automatically
put number and date on each poem.
Goal is to write 3,000 poems
(limericks) by end of year....

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Lazy, long, leisurely lunch,
    Lolling, laughing, lingering,
     O'er lamb-stew, linguini 'n lager.

   In Louisville, Los Angeles, Las Vegas,
    London, Lisbon, or Lyon;
     At Los Olivos, Las Palmas, La Paloma,
      La Scala, La Baguette, or La Castilla:

   Let lunch lie palatially on your palate,
    Let lunch slowly settle in your limbs,
     Let lunch last always:
      Let it lustrate and luminate
       Life lived long and lived well....

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