Short Lecherous Poems

A lecherous man from Milan
Will ogle whenever he can
The shorter the skirt
The more he will flirt
Guess he’s just a dirty old man!

15th June 2015...

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I remember an old coot named Sam Ball
For him many a young girl took a fall
He was a lecherous old fool
Yeah, I would say he was a ghoul
Young girls ran away when he came to call.


written July 6, 2021...

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There was once an old spinster named Ruth

    Who was renowned for stretching the truth

       "Tho' many young swains wooed me,

            I could have married" said she,

                "But found them lecherous and uncouth!"...

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~Evil Lucia~


Salad, spaghetti, Spumoni.
M-m-m good....
Lecherous Lucia lusted for the waiter,
Hardly the pizzazy food!
Swirling the Chianti in her glass,
Staring at that Sicilian, hunky, manly mass.



Panagiota Romios
3/28/2019...

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At times I may come across as a lecherous old man
But trust me, that's a totally false description of who I am
Harmless, gentle and kind
Absolutely loves nice behinds
I mean really, some phillies have scintillating floor plans...

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At Blitzen’s Christmas Dances Everyone Fields Glances
However, It Just Keeps Lecherous Men’s Nuances
Out Pacing Quietly Reserved Shy Things
Until Vodka Wields Xmas Yuletide Zings 



6 November 2021
For Contest: Alphabet Soup
Sponsor: William Kekaula...

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He'd led his flock for years, did Pastor Sam.

   His fold caught him in a lecherous scam.

      So instead of getting fired,

         He 'medically' retired.

            They were sick of him and he sick of them!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired...

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It left me sour 
the realities 
of the hidden 
man within 
the abode 
of every 
single soul 
in-dweller 
Seated on 
the high 
glorified 
lecherous 
city debauchery 
Attacks even 
In every eyes 
Closed for a 
Sleep and mess 
up sour libidos 
You may not 
Understand it 
But it is a sour 
Thing indaboski...

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Art of Ivan Albright
I hear a death rattle
feel gloom 
despise grayscale-ness

flat black paint kind of background
lecherous guy
creepy skeletal hands
craggy face

shirt looks dingy, dirty, smudged
tablecloth is dank, dour, dusty,
grays and blacks, morose, macabre
I run from his art, screaming pink and orange....

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Armadillo


Armor placed upon a knighted
Rat, defender of the gold, not the
Man whose crown adorns it.
Addled pretender to the throne,
Dunce, in hidden jesters robe
Ill bred, ill tempered, 
Lothario, pompous preening,
Lecherous serpent seeking
Only the safety of self.


For PD’s contest
Acrostic Time #1
7/3/2014...

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Unbeknownst to them I am their wild child,
what a precious smile she’s a pussycat;
Lecherous phrases on iron they were filed,
unbeknownst to them I am their wild child;
Calculated and curt is how I’m styled,
silk hat graffitied with the word ‘Hazmat’.
Unbeknownst to them I am their wild child,
what a precious smile she’s a pussycat....

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Fluorescent and creamy 
‘Twas the fabric that was her skin 
With lecherous taunts she told me
“All this and more could be yours.”
I gasp in profound sighs as gradually
I inundate beneath naughty theories
Upon your lips
first was a peak of interest 
alluring for sharp strokes of passion
a moan here, a groan there 
as a theatrical climax infuses...

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Sal called Cal a lecherous louse
and kicked him right out of her house.
He’d claimed, “I’ve misplaced
my phone,” then in haste
had searched for it under her blouse.


8  8  5  5  8  syllable count--used howmanysyllables.com


February 18, 2022
entered in the New Bawdy or Humorous Limerick Poetry Contest       Placed 2nd
Sponsor: Tania Kitchin...

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There abided an old dude in Dunkirk

   Who was a deacon in the parish kirk

      He cast his lecherous eyes

         On ladies' keisters and thighs

            He was renowned about town for this quirk

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
© All Rights Reserved

Honorable Mention Deborah Guzzi's "There Once Was A Man From Dunkirk" Contest
January 2011...

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Adrift in your eyes
     The night is deep
I search raven skies
     I cannot speak

What is this embrace
     Held to your darkness
I touch your face
     I feel the starkness

The powers that be
     This mysterious night
Have come unto me
     Your rule they indict

I am left to grovel
     Desire unyielding
A lecherous hovel
     A whim to your wielding

8/4/17...

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I thought I was never
A neophyte in lovemaking
Surely my bedroom prowess
Was a gift of providence

Gone were my floundering, lecherous
Smoldering inhibitions

Sadly my dolorous bombastic
Evaluation of my carnal skills
Was greatly overrated

Unfortunately I came
To this conclusion
Much too quickly 

Eight Word Free Verse Challenge Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: John Hamilton
5/20/19...

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She was twenty-two-years old
childlike, but not childish
her mind was not as deep thinking as many
but she was empathetic and kind
goodness oozed out of her
she was the victim of a lecherous relative
he knew she was going to expose him
he talked her mother into giving her a lobotomy
she was institutionalized the rest of her life
barely able to speak or move
her father safely moved on to other young victims...

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We thrust ourselves on you
Greedily grabbing, ungraciously groping
Clamorously clawing, indiscriminately defiling
Every vestige of your dignity.


We hurl ourselves at you
Rudely ravaging, rowdily rummaging
Perspiring and panting, lusty and lecherous
To possess you in your entirety


Yet, we feel no shame

For

Raping the world we live in.

For

Being the architects of a ghetto

That once was

Paradise....

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A lecherous neophyte he preyed
upon their folded hands and closed eyes
bathed in their dolorous mumblings
sated himself on their penitential inhibition

Left them to flounder hopelessly - adrift
drowning in his vitriolic bombast
a hard burning scent of incense
left to smolder in their souls

for Providence had delivered them - to him



©6/16/2019

Eight word free verse challenge Poetry Contest
John Hamilton sponsor...

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The boss had too much egg nog
at the office party. Oh,
She set her goal to snog
me beneath the mistletoe!

With lecherous intentions
she stalks me ‘cross the floor
until she finally pins me
against the bathroom door!

Her boozy breath assails me.
I very nearly swoon!
Her scarlet nails impale me.
I realize I’m doomed!

The darting of her tongue
leaves me in a daze.
Her kiss, so thick with rum,
I better get a raise!



11/23/2013...

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A smile of vitamin D will bleed,
surrender now trade it for the night;
The warmth of the colors at twilight,
let your lecherous desires feed; 

Moonlight will capture your soul 
let go of decomposition for immortality;
Through a hunter’s eyes you will see
covered in stardust you become whole;

From the moment you receive the kiss
young fangs become your epicenter;
In the frenzy of your birth as a vampire 
you won’t remember daylight’s bliss....

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She had to stretch on tiptoes to kiss Prince Frog
He stood still, but his polka dots were quivering
He liked attention from sweet young girls

She thought it was an innocent kiss, and so did we
Not knowing at the time about the mean ways of some frogs
lecherous frogs with sad malicious selfish nasty ways

In some ways I wish we never had to warn our children
About these frogs, and I am conflicted
Is it better if they do not know

Or better if they know to run……...

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Along the valleys of Llandegfan

Fluorescent lavish she glimmers

Battling arousal unyielding I strain

As the sweltering blood simmers



Fervid quivering she assigns

Peaking atop the apex of my spine

With each stroke swift I succumb

For this moment forever I've pined



Forgive my heightening appetite

Supplementary to my avid lust

Quite the unbearable sensation

Equally as hazardous to trust



In vivid colours may we flaunt

Fornicate to lecherous taunts...

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