A Kiss Under the Mistletoe

The boss had too much egg nog
at the office party. Oh,
She set her goal to snog
me beneath the mistletoe!

With lecherous intentions
she stalks me ‘cross the floor
until she finally pins me
against the bathroom door!

Her boozy breath assails me.
I very nearly swoon!
Her scarlet nails impale me.
I realize I’m doomed!

The darting of her tongue
leaves me in a daze.
Her kiss, so thick with rum,
I better get a raise!



11/23/2013
Copyright © | Year Posted 2013

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A   Avatar
December 26, 2014 at 9:43 PM
GARY, CONGRATULATIONS on having a top win in the kissing Mistletoe contest... Love LINDA
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
December 19, 2014 at 8:37 AM
Congratulations Gary, it's been so long since I've been here, I'm feeling guilty xx
Mehta Avatar
December 17, 2014 at 4:36 AM
Nicely crafted piece on the theme, congrats on the win,
Watkins Avatar
December 17, 2014 at 7:13 AM
Thank you, Dr. Mehta. I haven't been around for a while, so this was a nice surprise.
Allison Avatar
December 16, 2014 at 4:47 PM
This made me smile many congrats on your win:-) Hugs Jan xx
Watkins Avatar
December 17, 2014 at 7:13 AM
Thank you, Jan. I had no idea the contest was still going on!
Collins Avatar
December 19, 2013 at 9:51 AM
As my grandson says"Yuck'
Watkins Avatar
December 19, 2013 at 1:19 PM
Your grandson is wise beyond his years. ;)
Melugin Avatar
December 12, 2013 at 7:26 PM
Wham bam thank you Gary! You deserve to have your salary doubled! Funny write chuck
Watkins Avatar
December 13, 2013 at 12:17 AM
Thank you, Chuck. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
A   Avatar
November 24, 2013 at 10:21 AM
Gary, haha.. Yes, some party going on... I hope you get that raise. The boss lady seems to be a bit raunchy, lol.. no style while under the mistletoe... Love this... LINDA
Watkins Avatar
November 24, 2013 at 11:39 AM
Thankfully, this never really happened. - Gary
Fisher Avatar
November 24, 2013 at 9:43 AM
That's funny...maybe you'll at least get employee of the month!
Watkins Avatar
November 24, 2013 at 11:39 AM
That certainly wouldn't have been in my job description! - Gary
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