Short Kilt Poems
Short Kilt Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Kilt by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Kilt by length and keyword.
Man skirts fill the scene
Whining outlawed bagpipes sing
His kilt of plaid green
By Robb A. Kopp
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Categories:
kilt, social
Form:
Senryu
His face turned red while he played
The bagpipes for Tartan Day
Not for lack of air
But people's stares
When the wind blew his kilt away!
Categories:
kilt, funny
Form:
Limerick
Dan, Dan, was a popular man
had a plaid for his homeland clan
his kilt it slipped
cold breeze it nipped
less popular now than he began
Categories:
kilt, funny, humor, humorous, wind,
Form:
Limerick
Hotels on the Champs-Elysees
Offer rooms where couples can play
Since a Scot named Wilt
Checked under his kilt
And refused to pay a full day.
Categories:
kilt, relationship,
Form:
Limerick
there once was a man from Kingsbury
who put on his kilt in a hurry
in a bit of a flap
he forgot his jockstrap
a chill wind put him in a flurry
Categories:
kilt, fun, funny, humorous, silly, wind,
Form:
Limerick
A ladies' man named Winston MacWilt
pursued many women to the hilt.
He eyed every skirt
ever ready to flirt.
But he died touching a Scot in a kilt.
Categories:
kilt, gender, lust,
Form:
Limerick
A certain poise, the bagpipes lack
Not being rude, it’s just a fact
The kilt is first-rate
The rest, not so great
Red in the face, squeezing your sack
Categories:
kilt, music, silly,
Form:
Limerick
I can no longer zip up my kilt.
Is there something to eat without guilt?
They say salad's a must
but I think it's a bust
because gravy makes the Lettus wilt!
Categories:
kilt, food, health, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Without love the blossom wilts,
the Scot he sags beneath his kilt,
johnson has no more words to tilt,
Robert Haigh's star is arising...
Don Johnson 31-july-11
Categories:
kilt, adventure,
Form:
Rhyme
He went to the dance in his kilt.
The boy knew he was nicely built.
Think of what the girl saw.
When the wind blew, Oh law.
For all that he had didn't wilt!!!!!
Categories:
kilt, funny
Form:
Limerick
The Captain's new wife was "true blue"
Whilst he stayed The Wives Club main screw
But rather than pout
When the Captain was out
She serviced his troops two by two
Categories:
kilt, funny, lust, relationship, rude, sensual, sexy, wife,
Form:
Limerick
A girl on the Tube stared at my crouch
Her mum sat there and tried not to watch
Then mum's face turned red
As she softly said,
"She thinks that is where I get my Scotch"
Categories:
kilt, humor,
Form:
Limerick
There once was a monster called Bess,
Who lived on the shores of Loch Ness.
She was wracked with sudden guilt,
After lifting someone’s kilt,
And said, ‘Hoots mon, what a mess!’
Categories:
kilt, animals
Form:
Limerick
In bonnie Scotland wear a kilt
(it seems the thing to do) -
the tartan comes in reds and greens,
and mine's a shade of blue!
written 13th March for Julia's Scottish kilt contest
Categories:
kilt, culture,
Form:
Rhyme
Almost eight-six, that's over the hill
But the Highland Fling, I'm able to do still
As my kilt flips up
One can see I'm no pup
Got wrinkles on my wrinkles, heading downhill
Categories:
kilt, age,
Form:
Limerick
As a teller in a bank, I once greeted a man
With a very cheery “good morning ma'am”
Embarrassment followed
As hard I swallowed
Red faced, I said that kilt got me, hot damn
Categories:
kilt, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Almost eight-four, that's over the hill
But the Highland Fling, I'm able to do still
As my kilt flips up
One can see I'm no pup
Got wrinkles on my wrinkles, heading downhill
Categories:
kilt, fun,
Form:
Limerick
A bagpiper ready to play
Forgot his plaid boxers one day
The wind it did blow,
And his kilt it did flow
And put his proud jewels on display!
2/23/22
Used Poetry soup's syllable counter
Categories:
kilt, funny,
Form:
Limerick
There was an Irish guy who loved to dance,
when his kilt swung high the ladies would glance,
but snow on St. Patty's Day
made him fall in such a way...
his bruised leprechaun gets no more romance!
Categories:
kilt, holiday, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Well I just turn eighty, that's over the hill
But the Highland Fling, I'm able to do still
As my kilt flips up
One can see I'm no pup
With wrinkles on my wrinkles I'm heading downhill
Categories:
kilt, age,
Form:
Limerick
Well I just turn eighty, that's over the hill
But the Highland Fling, I'm able to do still
As my kilt flips up
One can see I'm no pup
With wrinkles on my wrinkles, I'm heading downhill
Categories:
kilt, fun,
Form:
Limerick
The pipe major at the front led the way
On this cold and windy St Patrick's day
He was six foot and well built
A freak gust blew up his kilt
The crowd cheered at his manhood on display...
Categories:
kilt, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Will soon turn ninety that's over the hill
But the Highland Fling I'm able to do still
As my kilt flips up
One can see I'm no pup
Got wrinkles on my wrinkles I'm heading downhill!
Categories:
kilt, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Will soon turn eighty-eight, that's over the hill
But the Highland Fling, I'm able to do still
As my kilt flips up
One can see I'm no pup
With wrinkles on my wrinkles I'm heading downhill
Categories:
kilt, allusion,
Form:
Limerick
Well I just turn eighty-three, that's over the hill
But the Highland Fling, I'm able to do still
As my kilt flips up
One can see I'm no pup
Got wrinkles on my wrinkles, I'm heading downhill
Categories:
kilt, silly,
Form:
Limerick