Bess the Monster

There once was a monster called Bess,
Who lived on the shores of Loch Ness.
She was wracked with sudden guilt,
After lifting someone’s kilt,
And said, ‘Hoots mon, what a mess!’
Copyright © | Year Posted 2011

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Ramsdale Avatar
August 3, 2011 at 12:42 PM
A winning congratulations! Caryl
Brown Avatar
August 3, 2011 at 7:50 AM
Congratulations on your placement in Thvia's "Indulge Me" contest Jack. Love,Carol
Taylor Avatar
August 2, 2011 at 6:48 PM
Congrats on your win, Jack. Excellent. Nice going. Thanks for your comment. Ralph
Sweetheart Avatar
August 2, 2011 at 3:10 PM
Congrats Jack on a wonderful win with this grand poetry on Scotland and an enthusiastic write luv.. enjoy ..my friend..
Johnson Avatar
August 2, 2011 at 11:02 AM
Congratulations Jack. It is nice to see your name in the winning circle again. Love, Joyce
Onclaud Avatar
August 2, 2011 at 10:12 AM
wow, jack..heaps of cheers for to you for your awesome win!! :) huggs!
Mehta Avatar
August 2, 2011 at 9:48 AM
Congratulations on the win in the contest, jack
Foulk Avatar
April 9, 2011 at 8:42 PM
I love any thing about the Loch Ness monster, i had a few movies about it. this was a great write, enjoyed it. thank you for reading A Dream Of Mother and of your comments. You need to call your mother and write her as much as you can. when my mom was alive she was always telling me to call and to write,but i hardly ever did, now i wished i would have,but thank you for taking the time to read it.
Sweetheart Avatar
April 7, 2011 at 4:02 PM
thankxx Jack for your sweet comments luv.. wishing u all the best in all the contests u have entered and for supporting my own luv..
Sweetheart Avatar
April 6, 2011 at 4:38 AM
haha..so cute and clever Jack and such a great entry to make Thvia smile and laugh out loud.. this is wonderful..luv.. good luck in the contest...
Dietrich Avatar
April 4, 2011 at 9:16 PM
hahaha, God bless that monster!!
Kendrick Avatar
April 4, 2011 at 1:22 PM
Laughter the best medicine...I am healed..Enjoyed..Still not back to before surgery but I am feeling better..Getting stronger..Thanks for the kind comments on my work..Sara
Mehta Avatar
April 4, 2011 at 11:56 AM
I enjoyed the legendery tale with nice humor, jack
Fraser Avatar
April 4, 2011 at 11:02 AM
Nice one Jack, I stay 5 miles from Loch Ness. Yet to see the monster, maybe one day.....:)
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April 3, 2011 at 10:26 AM
What a fun limerick, Jack! There are so many legends associated with the LockNess monster, but I'd never heard of one lifting a fella's kilt. Very witty entry for Thvia's contest. Wishing you success, dear friend. Love, Carolyn
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