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Bess the Monster

There once was a monster called Bess, Who lived on the shores of Loch Ness. She was wracked with sudden guilt, After lifting someone’s kilt, And said, ‘Hoots mon, what a mess!’

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011




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Date: 8/3/2011 12:42:00 PM
A winning congratulations! Caryl
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Date: 8/3/2011 7:50:00 AM
Congratulations on your placement in Thvia's "Indulge Me" contest Jack. Love,Carol
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Date: 8/2/2011 6:48:00 PM
Congrats on your win, Jack. Excellent. Nice going. Thanks for your comment. Ralph
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Date: 8/2/2011 3:10:00 PM
Congrats Jack on a wonderful win with this grand poetry on Scotland and an enthusiastic write luv.. enjoy ..my friend..
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Date: 8/2/2011 11:02:00 AM
Congratulations Jack. It is nice to see your name in the winning circle again. Love, Joyce
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Date: 8/2/2011 10:12:00 AM
wow, jack..heaps of cheers for to you for your awesome win!! :) huggs!
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Date: 8/2/2011 9:48:00 AM
Congratulations on the win in the contest, jack
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Date: 4/9/2011 8:42:00 PM
I love any thing about the Loch Ness monster, i had a few movies about it. this was a great write, enjoyed it. thank you for reading A Dream Of Mother and of your comments. You need to call your mother and write her as much as you can. when my mom was alive she was always telling me to call and to write,but i hardly ever did, now i wished i would have,but thank you for taking the time to read it.
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Date: 4/7/2011 4:02:00 PM
thankxx Jack for your sweet comments luv.. wishing u all the best in all the contests u have entered and for supporting my own luv..
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Date: 4/6/2011 4:38:00 AM
haha..so cute and clever Jack and such a great entry to make Thvia smile and laugh out loud.. this is wonderful..luv.. good luck in the contest...
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Date: 4/4/2011 9:16:00 PM
hahaha, God bless that monster!!
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Date: 4/4/2011 1:22:00 PM
Laughter the best medicine...I am healed..Enjoyed..Still not back to before surgery but I am feeling better..Getting stronger..Thanks for the kind comments on my work..Sara
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Date: 4/4/2011 11:56:00 AM
I enjoyed the legendery tale with nice humor, jack
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Date: 4/4/2011 11:02:00 AM
Nice one Jack, I stay 5 miles from Loch Ness. Yet to see the monster, maybe one day.....:)
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Date: 4/3/2011 10:26:00 AM
What a fun limerick, Jack! There are so many legends associated with the LockNess monster, but I'd never heard of one lifting a fella's kilt. Very witty entry for Thvia's contest. Wishing you success, dear friend. Love, Carolyn
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