Short Kicker Poems

Any ass-kicker
makes an ass quicker. 

Volodymyr Knyr
2017...

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you kneel in church 
unknowingly worshiping the beast
you kneel to the devil
knowingly worshiping the snake
hears the kicker
your acts mean nothing
for you a dog 
and you choose god
for you walk the earth
and you always will...

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My dead self in
The flowerbed, grey
As a marbleized salamander
Beneath a bleed of acorn roots
I placed the devil mask
Over the fireplace, counter
Spell so to speak.
Then came the kicker- my wife
Chopping down the tiger lilies
As I drove up the driveway
After a bad day....

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Terrible two? or Normal ToT?
Rolling jumper; bouncing; kickeR?
Over head in the tree; what will you be? A dynamO?
Under the bed? Behind the door? Where are yoU?
Behave! be sweet! Yes I'll give your back a ruB.
Little boys are rough and tenderly tough as welL.
Everyday; Every second; a new adventure in LovE!...

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god and the devil
both ugly
one in look 
one in sin
he stills his power
well no 
you give it to him
you fell his love
and you let him in
you fall on your knees
and pray 
please forgive
but hears the kicker
what name do you say
no not god
but jesus crist
you give him gods power
for writings of men....

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"What I Accomplished Today"
I finished my new poem book today.
A real kicker of a book.
By Jimmy Boo Semtex.
So do beware when you read these pages.
You may just go book.
My new book is called Picnic.
And is a bit mad.
Satire delight world leader cliches.
Making love.
We've all been there. 
So go get my book and read this poem.
It's NOT in my book!...

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Thinking About Angels

Here I am thinking 
about angels, guardians
in the sky.

Funny thing: grief.
Well maybe ‘funny’
is the wrong word.

 ‘Volcanic’
‘Annihilating’
‘Illusionary’

‘Pulverizing’
‘Instantaneous’
‘Gasping’

‘Forever’ is
the kicker.

Here I am thinking 
about angels, guardians
in the sky.


Kathryn Collins
February 26, 2014...

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Rolf Benirschke place kicker.
Ulcerative colitis
nearly ended his career.
He made a comeback.
Rolf defied the odds.
He holds the Chargers record
for the most points scored.
Rolf brought soccer-style kicking
to professional football.

I thank wikipedia.org online encyclopedia for information I obtained to write this poem.

Dodoitsu with tanka attached
...

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I once lived with a yapping trash-licker 
a two faced dead soul and side back kicker 
she treated me like a tart~
I didn't like her rotting fart
makes my golden fringe cringe, and grow thicker..

She’s a noodle-haired witch..selling old fries
flying in over-sized panties, she cries
begging to be seen, she craps,
beware of her diss rap traps
I ain't her nanny to sing when she lies.....

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