Short Kg Poems

Muscle Cramps.
Urine abnormalities.
Respiratory distress.
Decreased cardiac contractility.
KG changes.
Reflexes....

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Here lies the 96 kg body of Mike.
Playing and running he didn't like.
And was as fat as a pumpkin.
That one afternoon after eating,
27 bars of chocolate,
He died while having his 19th ice-cream....

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v=0
----a=2 m/s2
Jones------bump----Smith
90.0 kg 80.0 kg
Jones bumps Smith!
Smith bumps Jones!
A third-law pair!
Ah, it is true she screwed me in the ass!
But I am screwing her in the ass!...

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Kaleidoscope

In your eyes, I see a contrast of hues that paint the windows of your soul like stained glass paints the inner walls of a church in the early rays of morning - a kaleidoscope of heavenly light.



  -K.G....

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Everyday news heard
Palestinian in Gaza City bombarded
Israel claimed land inherited
Baby cries 
Mother shed tears
Many weeps
Never you deceit 
This is a blood tears


Kg. Delima
Kota Kinabalu
January 17, 2009
11:45AM...

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flesh
flesh
flesh
flesh
piles of tons of flesh
and I have only 71 kg and something shakes me
pushes me to do things
without the hesitation
free to choose the words
and I realized
that is a big squandering
in all this flesh....

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BOMBS AWAY
"Holy crap, that's one fair turd offloaded Hermann, you must be relieved"

Indiana Shaw . . . ; )

"Exeter unearths an unexploded 1.000 kg World War II Hermann bomb" . . ....

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This morning too 
clouds are dominant 
water drops on
window glass 

On the lake-bank 
sits a grey kite
eyeing for the 
fish to jump 

There on road
a basket on head
filled with guava 
of a young boy 

Eighty rupees a kg 
he might sell it
in the raindrops 
a pink face 

The sari is still wet
what would wear she
does the rain know 
Jamuna is sullen...

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According to Guinness World Records:
The biggest eagle is Steller's Sea Eagle (Haliaeetus pelagicus) which weighs 5-9 kg (11-20 lb) and has a wing-span of 2.2-2.45 m (7 ft. 2 in-8 ft. 0.3 in). Native to Russia, Korea and Japan. In Russia this eagle is a protected species and in Japan is considered a national symbol.

Haliaeetus 
largest eagle in the world
amazing neat bird!...

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wife has given a list of few items to buy
                        husband after seeing has exhaled a big sigh
                      items were of one kg honesty two bags of love
                      five kg of kindness so he given her a hefty shove
                    with shy she said Oh! my love, to win you let me try 


                    For contest: Sponsored by Carol Eastman...

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In Indian cuisine, potato is favourite.
People make variety of dishes and they eat.
Boiled, fried or in dosa.
Love too, filled in samosa.
On day of fast, consume one kg. at least.

Indians like potato, fries and finger chips.
In many other vegetables, they do mix.
No worry, if takes;
body, potato shape.
They are brave not afraid even of diabetes. 

(C) S. D. Tiwari

dosa, samosa = names of Indian dishes...

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The sweat was wiped off the brow
The spoon was stirred as they knew how
For 18 times they tried to win
A story state to be in

And KG woke to find a haul
Of wooden spoons counted one and all
How to curb such an embarrassment 
Even when The Advertiser had it sent

So they dili and dali about
Or how do I let the hurt and shame out
A summer now so quietly spent
Looking as bad as Tex’s ear is bent.

© Paul Warren Poetry...

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