Short Jonathan Poems

His close friends called John
Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
'Jonathan' for short....

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Jonathan Price 'THE OLD,OLD STORY'

            GOOD    NEWS
       __________  __________
      )____old___ & __new____(...

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Jonathan Livingstoned Seagull
Met American Bald Eagle 
As it flew away
It was heard to say,
"Vasectomies are still legal!"...

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There are those days that I love being me.
Then there are all those other days I would hate to be anyone else.

~Jonathan J....

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Just a girl online -- in Cali --
Watching the March 4 Life Rally

Starting with Jonathan Roumie
A talk hope-filled & un-gloomy!...

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Jonathan Price 'KILROY WAS HERE'

 _________||||||____(  •  •  )____|||||__ __
                 ||||||            ||            |||||...

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Here lies Sir Jonathan Smoot
Unfortunately wearing only one boot,
He tangled with an alligator
And failed to say, “I’ll see you later!”

written January 15, 2022...

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Jonathan Copla's birthday 
Is far away from bad weather; 
The clouds in the sky aren't gray, 
Bringing the touch of the zephyr. 

Topic: Birthday of Jonathan Copla (March 21)...

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J-ust
O-ne
N-ame
A-ims
T-o
H-ave
A-wesome
N-oble

C-haracter
O-r
P-rosperous
L-ife
A-head

Topic: Birthday of Jonathan Copla (March 21) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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Jonathan Swift's
priorities could sell for a dime,
for his greatest wish
was to be big and small, all at the same time.



NOTE: Jonathan Swift was the author of Gulliver's Travels....

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J-oyous
O-ccasion
N-icely
A-pplies
T-he
H-appiness
A-s
N-atal

L-ines
I-n
G-lee
S-tay
A-round
Y-ou

Topic: Birthday of Jonathan Ligsay (March 09) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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Old Jonathan Winters
Would have you in splinters
His one-line feeder,
"Take me to your leader!"
Made you record-hoarding,
"This is a recording!"
It was like a toddy
"All over my body!"...

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Two Line Terse Verse

Here it is and be sure not to miss.

Do you know what I like about a small cottage
When in never will require very much wattage.

Jonathan Thesarious Hilarious Horn...

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J-ust
O-btain
N-ifty
A-uthor's
T-heme
H-aving
A-ttained
N-oble

R-ead's
O-ne
B-etter
I-n
N-ame

Topic: Birthday of poet Jonathan Robin (September 22) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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J-oyous
O-ccasion
N-icely
A-pplies
T-he
H-appiness
A-s
N-atal

C-omposition
O-f
P-oet
L-iterally
A-rrives

Topic: Birthday of Jonathan Copla (March 21) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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Today I’m thankful for the fog
and for author Jonathan Lockwood Huie
who had the wisdom to write
How
Sometimes we need the fog
to remind ourselves 
that all of life
is not black and white....

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The dimwitted Jonathan Twist
Had much trouble getting the gist
He faltered in bed,
Confused in his head
She gave him a slap on the wrist.


written July 13, 2021...

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Longing

Little mermaid on the rock, 
Wishing and wondering, 
What it would be like, 
just to walk?

Little girl in a chair, 
riding around on wheels of air…
Wondering; what it is like… to feel?...

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J-oyful
O-bjective
N-icely
A-pplies
T-he
H-appiness
A-s
N-ame

S-imply
W-orks
I-n
F-ashionable
T-echnique

Topic: Birthday of Poet Jonathan Swift (November 30) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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Been lovingly called the Master of Mayhem
By Jonathan Wulf a real giant among men
A compliment it is
In return here's this
Just officially baptized him a Master Among Friends

© Jack Ellison 2015...

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J-oyful
O-bserver
N-icely
A-pplies
T-hinking
H-ead
A-s
N-ifty

T-heme's
A-crostic
F-orm
R-ightfully
E-mploys
G-reatness

Topic: Birthday of poet Jonathan Tafreg (October 04) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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Yaakov is Jacob
       Yosef now Joseph
     Shlomo now Solomon
       Jonathan - Yonatan

     Is it the Anglicization
       or the Hebraization 
     underpins the garblization
       of this transliteration...

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Rest in Peace if you can Jonathan Jones
As the spirit departs your flesh and bones
For years you led a philandering life
Now lie fore'er next your embittered wife


Contest:  A Funny Epitaph
Sponsor:  Jesse Rowe
9/14/18...

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as you approach upon the midnight sun
perhaps you can recall better days.
and may the cutting winds help you heal
from the 'malicous' love your pen conveyed.
may all the vastness of its land
and bitterness of its cold
touch you warm on the heart and
revive the freedom in your soul....

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Tracey
Daughter, sister, friend, and poet
Sister of Molly and Wesley
Lover of Jonathan, Mom, and siblings
Who feels sorrow, love, and anger
Who fears death, failure, and heights
Who would like to see Molly and Wesley succeed, Europe, and Niagra Falls
Resident of Bedford, Texas
Kraft...

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