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limerick joke IV

My bride and I on a pub crawl Near a bar my brain can't recall Mnemonic power! I'm thinking "thorned flower" Which spot dear Rose sells the alcohol?

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Date: 3/6/2016 6:57:00 PM
Duke, another great limerick and congratulations on your win and I am loving this 7 ~
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Date: 3/4/2016 4:37:00 PM
Love it , made me laugh, And I see you won with it as well. Awesome !
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Duke Beaufort
Date: 3/6/2016 10:51:00 AM
It was another joke that I had heard and turned into a limerick. And to you--the really great one who shares poetry with her grandchildren. You are the wise one!
Date: 2/5/2016 2:54:00 AM
LOL, Duke... I miss reading your limeric,, Congratulations on your wonderful limerick win. Love Linda
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Duke Beaufort
Date: 2/8/2016 8:08:00 AM
Linda, I have been replying for hours (it seems) for the past several days). There is such wonder here. My heart is with you when I read your words. You too have a marvelous sense of humor and piercing intelligence. So, I think I know what you go through here or what you have been through. If you have empathy for people, this can be a challenge.
Date: 1/31/2016 1:28:00 PM
ohh so cool, lol.. fine congrats on your award, duke..huggs
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Duke Beaufort
Date: 2/3/2016 6:17:00 PM
Nette, thank-you for your kind wishes. I like making short pieces. I had a great time this evening reading a few of yours. You bring something very special to this place. Many, many thanks.
Date: 1/31/2016 9:02:00 AM
Duke, Fantastic! Congratulations on your win in the Limerick Contest!
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Duke Beaufort
Date: 2/3/2016 6:07:00 PM
I try. Your praise is very kind Hansteven. I enjoyed looking at a few of your poems today, and I wish you best of luck in your quest. I am thinking that good things should happen to you!!
Date: 1/31/2016 3:29:00 AM
Have one for me, Duke, congrats! Viv
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Duke Beaufort
Date: 2/2/2016 7:58:00 PM
Well if I don't, the people I live with will have it for me. It's just incredible. You, sir are a master. I tried, but this is sometimes a little tough. I love writing in brief.
Date: 1/30/2016 1:54:00 PM
this was cute, Duke. Always love seeing your limericks.
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Duke Beaufort
Date: 2/2/2016 6:52:00 PM
Age tends to ravage our minds a bit. Things can be dealt with only more slowly. However, the want to laugh and to be true to my inner self is as vibrant and strong as ever if not more so. May I thank you again for stopping by? Such a pleasure it is every time. You are someone it is easy to feel connected to!
Date: 1/30/2016 3:27:00 AM
Congrats on ur awesome winning limerick Duke..
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Duke Beaufort
Date: 2/2/2016 6:25:00 PM
Upma, you are most kind to visit. I believe all of us here have won in some way since it is such an honor to be able to read each other's work. May you have nothing but happiness and good times! If anything other than that--hopefully for a short time only!!!!!
Date: 1/30/2016 2:33:00 AM
Duke,, Congrats on your LIMERICK win. ** SKAT **
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Duke Beaufort
Date: 2/2/2016 5:27:00 PM
We all win, and it is just a pleasure to try to make people chuckle just a bit. These are a little bit like puzzles. Thanks for your kind comment and for being here!
Date: 1/29/2016 6:25:00 PM
This would have placed higher but the syllable count was slightly off Duke. Congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 1/31/2016 9:37:00 AM
I will run another limerick contest asap - I know these poems are your forte and I love reading clever humour:-) hugs Jan xx
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Duke Beaufort
Date: 1/31/2016 9:34:00 AM
Jan, no worries. I can always edit it!!! I pushed this one out in a hurry in order to have something new at the time. You are the best and totally fair!!!
Date: 12/31/2015 9:13:00 PM
Oh...hahaha! What's going on in Arizona? Just realized how I miss your humor, Duke. Careful with the cactus!
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Duke Beaufort
Date: 1/17/2016 10:59:00 AM
Just a little visit for the fun of it. I managed to escape unharmed as far as I can tell. The air in the valleys there is polluted with the smoke from fires and the exhaust from vehicles. It's really too bad. The pollution is harming the saguaros.
Date: 12/31/2015 7:52:00 PM
:-))) Thanks for the smile this limerick elicited! Hi Duke! Here today just read/reply and visit some. Wishing you the best this holiday season and greater things this 2016!
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Duke Beaufort
Date: 12/31/2015 8:54:00 PM
Kim, for you as well. It is great hearing from you. May you be blessed for the year to come and for a wonderful life. Each day is completely precious. It is so easy for me to lose sight of that when I have to deal with some narrow minded people. I happen to be in Arizona tonight, and I need to push those folks into a cactus.
Date: 12/30/2015 2:57:00 PM
Duke.. Happy New Years... Always ~LINDA~
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Duke Beaufort
Date: 12/31/2015 7:36:00 PM
To you as well. Please remember that everything you add whether you perceive it as good or bad is welcome and beautiful. Coming from you how could it not be something beneficial for the rest of us to think about and consider? You have yourself a great new year. I a look forward to reading your work and sharing comments. You are a lot of fun!
Date: 12/28/2015 5:07:00 PM
Happy New Year Duke :)
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Duke Beaufort
Date: 12/31/2015 8:32:00 PM
Debby, I consider you a friend. May this coming year bring you continued happiness. It's never easy. You have a way of bringing truth to the forefront. You are a sweet presence in the universe.
Date: 12/27/2015 8:16:00 AM
-Duke, as always I am impressed by your limerick ..... as you are expert on - Most often I read those with a big smile :) - I would wish from my heart .... A Happy New Year! - hugs //Anne-Lise :)
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Duke Beaufort
Date: 12/29/2015 8:13:00 AM
Yes it is that time of year again. You are a constant source of charm and goodwill. We hope this year brings you much peace and happiness.