Short Jock Poems
Short Jock Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Jock by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Jock by length and keyword.
Jocks real name was John
Obstacles, many he overcame
Complaining zero, he was my hero
Kinship with Scotland never strayed
Thrifty Scots made a new High Street
from plastic trash folk used to eat
The USA
Won't pave that way
Trump claims that oil just can't be beat!
I once had a mate called Jock
Who used to swim in the loch
But his trunks got messy
When he bumped into Nessie
The poor bugger really got quite a shock.
There once was a dim witted tight end
For his rump he would make no amends
But into his jock
Well, he stuffed a sock
Why he’d do that I can’t comprehend?
I ran the 10K marathon.
At once I knew I’d chosen wrong.
My heart and lungs on fire,
I thought I might expire.
Next time I’ll safely watch from home.
9/03/2020
There once was a college sports jock,
Whose exterior was as hard as a rock.
But inside beat the heart
Of a connoisseur of fine art,
Whose colors he wore like a peacock.
There was once a Scotsman called Jock
Who was always stroking his cock
But when the clock struck ten
He then turned to his hen
The egg basket is now restocked
.
05/07/2014
Winter has arrived with a freaking cold blast
Could have been warned it's sure a jolt to our ass
Wearing shorts and a tank top
Woolies and tuques we now swap
The top models for style and eloquence I surpass
In the name of Prank
What are we doing?
Abusing and humiliating
Flirting and dating
Pushing and pulling
Trolling and mocking
Slapping and thoking
Subscribing and sharing
Spitting and daring
Attacking and throwing
What are we doing?
Where are we going?
I will never fit in. That's one of my best qualities. Terri Willingham.
Hilary Billary Shmock
The lady is purebred shlock
She 'Bill-ked' the Nation
Via Libyan abdication
Hilary Billary Thwock
Her tongue's a nerveless nock
She squawks and squawks
Paranoid deplorables-crock
Hilary Billary Shlock
Give her the old hemlock!
April 15, 2019
A Realistic Hilary Clinton Poem contest
Sponsor: Michael Wegman
When you left, you left a legacy
Everyone knows that Jock is legendary
Wiltshire told you, you were a star
In the news for several weeks
Longing for you, but she’s still strong
Loving you more since you’ve been gone
Memories are all good
In our hearts you’ll remain
Smile that could light up anyone’s day
Sense of humor
Yet you went away
Only hurt could know how we feel
Jock
Outgoing
Courageous
King of the field
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