Jock In the Sock

There once was a dim witted tight end
For his rump he would make no amends
But into his jock
Well, he stuffed a sock
Why he’d do that I can’t comprehend?

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010



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Date: 10/22/2010 11:39:00 PM
Deb, now I realize what you were talking about to me today. I forgot about this already and thought you were referring to something more current. Again, EXCELLENT meter here and cutest title ever! Luv, Andrea
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Date: 10/13/2010 8:56:00 PM
HI, Deb, a good and naughty one here! congrats on the hm. Luv,Andrea
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Date: 10/12/2010 7:50:00 AM
Congratulations Debbie on your "Sock Makes the Jock" Smile. Agape, Moses
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Date: 10/12/2010 5:06:00 AM
congrats on HM..... Luv/best wishes ... Hitendra Mehta
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Date: 10/12/2010 3:28:00 AM
Congratulations on this fine win in the contest, deborah
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Date: 10/11/2010 11:35:00 PM
great entry, congrats on your HM in the contest
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Date: 10/11/2010 9:16:00 PM
Congrats on your HM Debbie in my Limerick contest ... appreciate your continued support with luv..
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Date: 10/10/2010 5:44:00 PM
another great little naughty one, Deb. You are great at these!!
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Date: 10/8/2010 11:17:00 AM
I could probably give you some insight on why, but then again I can't believe you don't know why! Excellent Limerick Deb! Agape, Moses
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Date: 10/6/2010 11:32:00 AM
ha ha! made me giggle! Well done!
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Date: 10/6/2010 10:32:00 AM
Now that's funny - and appropriatly risque for a Limerick. I always knew women watched football to see man-rumps in tight pants. Not saying this was his intent, but if you've ever had your bell wrung you would appreciate any extra padding in that apparatus as humanly possible. Joe (Thanks for your soup mail.)
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Date: 10/5/2010 6:04:00 PM
Great stuff Deborah! Uh...it's a guy thing?! Wayne
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Date: 10/5/2010 5:39:00 PM
Why not try a rock adhoc? Dunning you back! Goofy, but entertaining write. Keep up the funny work! a102866 aka Stephen
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Date: 10/5/2010 5:22:00 PM
boys did that in high school...
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Date: 10/5/2010 4:50:00 PM
Uncomfortable I bet...Sara
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