Short Jes Poems

Donald Trump was out on a date
When he coughed and sneezed out his plate
His date had quick wits
And smiled, "Hey!  It fits!
Y'all gnaw thas jes godda be fate!" ...

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In the Land O' Scots nigh auld Iverness,

   Cavorts a lass named Nessie in Loch Ness!

      Is this sly dragon fer real,

         Er jes' an overgrown eel?

            We'll never know fer sure is my guess!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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ALL RISE! Here come de judge! Courts in session!

   Guilty or not is at his discretion!

      (I'd jes' as soon be fishin'

         Than sittin' here a-wishin'

            I hadn't committed that transgression!)

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Last week my computer was on the fritz.

   The confounded thing was givin' me fits!

      Trouble was a sick modem.

         They jes' won't work without 'em!

            Life sans a computer is jes' the pits!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Jes' a rollin' chinwag
in th' tongue o' sea scallywags
th' piratin' yarn tha' ne'er did birth
no' fanciful, nor folly
jes' stew'd up prob'ly
neithe' aimin' fer side-splittin' mirth

Tharrr be nary no Cap'n
me gums be a-flappin' 
th' kinfolk in verse ter regale 
'tis no genius at play 
th' scribe o' yon day 
be feath'rin' a no'sensical tale...

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Old Mother Hubbard went to her cupboard and found it bare!

She laughed and said, "Fiddle-dee-dee! What do I care!

I'll jes git some of them food stamps from old Uncle Sam,

And me and my dog will have us a heap of taters and ham!"

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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Hey Soupers!   Join me in having a little fun "parodyzing" nursery rhymes!...

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Jimmy was jes' relaxin' and enjoyin' a little bass fishin' on his pond,

   When he was visciously attacked by a killer rabbit from the great beyond!

      Now, the secret service fellers had never had to cope with such a situation,

         But they gallantly fought it off to protect the leader of this great nation!

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
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In my sought for inspirations

In ma sought for inspiration, 
I was told not to SHOW. 
I pray hard, 
I Work tight,
Cos I know one day, 
Am surely gonna BLOW.
I Take back pen,
Check out ma self,
Build up the interest,
Cos that's all what have gat that is left.
In the sought for inspiration,
I jes have to be calm,
I jes needed to be patience, 
Is jes an "EMOTION" from which am surely gonna FLOW.
In ma sought for inspirations.
  
 I dnt blame ma CHALLENGEs

#Phemmy Oluwafemi....

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