Short Jerry Poems
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Ben and Jerry each one of both of them is dumper than the other
Ben and Jerry dump and dumper one of them call the other a sir
There’s an old undertaker named Jerry
Who frankly refuses to bury
The newly dying
Since he’s been dying
To be first in the new cemetery
Jerry was gung-ho, root’n toot’n
Loved Susie, who was high fallut’n.
They had a big fight
He would not eat right
She wanted him to eat only gluten.
jungle jerry had no real life
one day he flung his suits into the fire
burned silk ties and designer shoes
headed for remote island
where he could simply live
Cat and mouse Tom and Jerry
forever chasing through the library
they’re really true blue best of friends
though both refuse to make amends
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Sometimes i feel
Like the cartoon
Tom & Jerry
At times
I am the cat purring toying with a mice
And sometimes
The mouse playing with the cat
Know what i mean Dave
Everyone laughs
at Jerry's crude jokes
He's a regular guy
a bar-tending bloke
But never ever joke
that his mum's soon to croak
Jerry's fists will soon find you
~ You won't be saved by the bell
Saturdays, Tom and Jerry ruled the roost
Their antics gave my young life a real big boost
Laughing was the rule
Hallelujah, no school
They were hilarious, many chuckles they induced
Saxophone & sipping cabernet,
toe tapping,
writing away
dancing within dream,
head bobbing.
O those French mots
j’aime. Sax O!
Relax O, merci beaucoup!
Kim Rodrigues © 2025
The laughter and joy
This man did imbue us
Is vast beyond measure,
Our Dear Jerry Lewis ...
Oh, hearken the birds
Their new song of sorrow
For now we know why
Sol goes dark tomorrow.
jazzy jezebel Jerry jabbered generously
in a jury-loving jerk-water town.
Her jimdandy jiggery-pokery jingling
in a jokingly jolly way, at her joyless jobsite,
jiggling jealous jobbers into a juicy jeopardy.
Tom
Never looks calm
Moves with prance
Scheming for a chance
Jerry
Always spunky and merry
Acts wisely
Overcomes hurdles blithely
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Tolerated me with
relative intimacy.
He taught me my
funny one legged walk,
and let me make up my theories.
Different views
arguments with
opposing teams,
the glories of conspiracy,
he wanted me to stay
for a few more years in Maryland.
I don't know why I left him.
jigsaw puzzle Jerry was alone in the world, or so he thought
He found Jeremy, jigsaw snail, as soon as he stopped looking for a friend.
They were happy as friends, wonderful pals who never fought.
Their loyalty and respect for each other never faltered, it never did end.
Tom
The cat is never calm
Being teased by the rogue rat
But life is dull without the brat.
Jerry
The rat is mischievously merry
Ruffling the feline self-control
But in danger finds the safe hole.
September 10, 2021
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About this show,
My girls are amused,
Interrupting my sports,
Intruding my news,
To the television,
Their eyes are glued,
Ignoring mom cries,
Snacks or food,
So a series,
I just viewed,
And I thought it was,
Oh so rude,
On a talk show,
Girls fighting half nude,
I found it unpalatable,
I found it lewd..
Jerry was running from Tom
The day it all went down
A mouse had the upper hand
And one cat wore a frown
On a quest with his mallet
As good as being in dark
That mouse was hard to get
Evading without one mark
Things were good for Jerry
He could always run away
Tom did what he always did
Plan for yet another day
As I lay here
I think about my life
And wonder why
I'm still alive.
And then I start thinking
about the people who really care about me.
I don't think I could make it
without Katie and Jerry.
Without them I couldn't even imagine
where I'd be.
I got blessed with Katie and Jerry
so I know God loves me.
TOM-JERRY and MICKEY-MNNIE
Tom -Jerry
loved ferry.
But in air, built castle
and abandoned vessel.
Mickey – Minnie
Midi-Mini.
Mickey wears yellow shoes-red shots
Minnie likes dress with polka dots
09/13/21
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She sits upon the washing machine
The vibration turns her on
Now everything in the house is clean
and her bad mood has gone
I hug her very tightly
She gives me that sexy smile
Holding Tom and Jerry's and in her nightie
We just might be gone for quite a while .
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Singer Sir Mick Jagger
Walks with a swagger
Wriggling snakelike hips
Pouts with big rubbery lips
Texan model Jerry Hall
Is very skinny and tall
Their Bali wedding wasn’t valid
Mick no longer lives on salad!
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I heard a rustle in the undergrowth
felt thunder in the ground,
my eyes fixed on the corner
as the monster came around.
As far as I could see
he was heading my way,
I hope he hasn't seen me
or this could be my last day.
I got back home but I could see
he's heading for my house,
and then I laughed,it's just a cat
but forgot that I'm a mouse.
Why ask you about rockets Mr Jerry Boulton
What would you do if your land been stolen,
And your family imprisoned in a cruel cauldron
What would you do Mr Jerry Boulton
if instead of food, medicine and water
you got showers of phosphorous molten
Pretend not Mr Boulten, not to know
The truth will raise and soon glow
And then you will reap all that ye sow
Jerry’s on his holidays
So Tom‘s left all alone
Maybe Spike would be his friend
But Tom can’t find a bone
That great big sleeping bulldog
Often dreams of roasted cat
If Tom Cat wants to be his friend…
Well, best of luck with that
So Tom tapped Spike’s left shoulder
Then he yelped an awful cry
Tom’s tail was chomped and that’s what’s meant
By ‘Let sleeping dogs lie.’
(DEDICATED TO JERRY REED WHO DIED SEPTEMBER 1, 2008.)
He starred in the Smokey and the bandit films and in the Waterboy as well.
When it came to acting and singing, this man excelled.
It was plain to see that he was a country boy.
He's dead now but he brought people lots of joy.
He made millions of people laugh and now he's making them cry.
When it comes to such a great man, it's hard to say goodbye.