Tom and Jerry

She sits upon the washing machine 
The vibration turns her on 
Now everything in the house is clean
and her bad mood has gone
I hug her very tightly 
She gives me that sexy smile 
Holding Tom and Jerry's and in her nightie
We just might be gone for quite a while .


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Copyright © | Year Posted 2014



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Date: 4/9/2014 2:52:00 PM
Congrats on the win with this seductive poem. very interesting read
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Date: 4/6/2014 11:51:00 AM
- Congrats on your cute win poem, Darren :) - oxox // Anne-Lise :)
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Date: 4/6/2014 7:59:00 AM
Mm..very cute.....congratulations on a fine win...
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Date: 4/6/2014 6:17:00 AM
Congratulations on a fine win. I enjoyed the poem, Darren
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Date: 4/5/2014 8:52:00 PM
Congrats on your win, Darren! Love, Kim
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Date: 4/4/2014 9:19:00 PM
Darren, you have a way in making me smile when I read your poems. Congrats, SKAT
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Darren Watson
Date: 4/8/2014 7:54:00 AM
You make me smile just by being you.
Date: 4/4/2014 5:41:00 PM
I love Tom & Jerry, and leave it to the vibration of the washer machine, to change any mood... Darren,, Congratulations, awesome VERSE! xox ~LINDA
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Darren Watson
Date: 4/8/2014 7:55:00 AM
Bet you do a wash every day you little minx , lol
Date: 4/4/2014 12:15:00 PM
Oh dear... Tom and Jerry must hide far... I think it's gonna be so fun,isn't it???...this is great,DAz!! well done.. CONGRATULATIONS!!!! :O0)
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Darren Watson
Date: 4/8/2014 7:58:00 AM
Tom is very shy , lol
Date: 4/4/2014 12:41:00 AM
So fun, this one is. I am gonna appear very stupid, but what does it mean "holding tom and Jerry's?" That was the only thing throwing me off. hahha. Is it slang for something dirty? congrats in my contest!
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Darren Watson
Date: 4/7/2014 7:33:00 AM
If you don't know , You must be too young , I'll tell you when you are twenty one , lol
Date: 4/1/2014 5:40:00 PM
Made me giggle Darren - do you mean Tom and Jerry's or Ben and Jerry's lol or is it Tom and Jerry with Ben and Jerry lol good luck in the contest Hugs Jan xxx
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Jan Allison
Date: 4/7/2014 2:23:00 PM
mmmmm err yes of course Darren... sorry must fly got to put the washer on and raid the freezer. :-; Hugs Jan xxx
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Darren Watson
Date: 4/7/2014 7:21:00 AM
Of course I meant Ben and Jerry's Jan . Picturing all the ladies on the washing machine confused me , lol My icecream man is called Mr Whippy . Can't really use that title ,
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