Burning Man Jerk

Some jerk heading to Burning Man
Just hit my truck
In a very lady like tone
I hollered,"What the F--k!"

He offered some lame
Excuse for his lack of skill
I told him to wait until he was out there
To do drugs and pop his pills

Swapped info
California is where he resides
Should have taken all his water
Dehydration, too, can come in tides

I know all the officers
From Pyramid Lake
They let me handle it
Sh-t I don't take
Copyright © | Year Posted 2007

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