Burning Man Jerk

Some jerk heading to Burning Man Just hit my truck In a very lady like tone I hollered,"What the F--k!" He offered some lame Excuse for his lack of skill I told him to wait until he was out there To do drugs and pop his pills Swapped info California is where he resides Should have taken all his water Dehydration, too, can come in tides I know all the officers From Pyramid Lake They let me handle it Sh-t I don't take