Short Jake Poems

we god pole people remember jake godbold
but what good does it do?...

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mayor jake godbold
when the tide has changed to us
i will let go then...

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Jealous Jake jumps joyously
When others quiet boyishly
Get shot down
And quickly frown
Put down by girls coyishly....

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(Jake Jake, 2022)

Like a Dog

Like a happy dog
Don’t be afraid to show joy
At simply living

(7/25/24)
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Berry Throm suffered toothache
He went to see Doctor Jake
To have it come out man was willing
He was glad there was no bad drilling....

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There once was a donkey named Jake
Who happened to be afraid of snakes
He see one one day
While eating some hay
And it was a leg that poor donkey would break...

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I have a confession to make
I've been kissing my dear dog Jake
Not on the lips
The slobbering I skip 
He and I are now lovers and that's great...

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In the boy's sleeping bag
A tiny snake
He was seven
His name was Jake
Jake sneaked him into his mama’s car
When she saw him petting it, she did not drive far...

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For a week Jean was married to Jake,
Jean discovered that Jake was a snake,
At a shop now in town,
For sale a wedding gown,
With a note - worn once by mistake....

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The man had a tough choice to make
Which of the birds should he take?
Both turkeys looked good
But he thought that he should
Take the jenny instead of the jake....

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Jake the jokester was so mean
He liked to make his sister moan,
Until one night beneath the moon
Jake was beguiled to better mood.
He now finds joy in being good....

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There once was a man named Jake
He had a great fear of a snake
He thought he saw one
Took a knife, to be done
A garden hose, it was a mistake

Heidi Sands

2/4/21...

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The homophobic banker he was penned
That careless fool was found to misspend
He thought prison would be cake
Until he met fat old Jake
Now he has got a hairy boyfriend!...

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More fresh jillaroos sniffing around each day Jake observed.
His fellow stockman nods. They like being ringers I guess.
This brings us fresh jackaroos, so it is okay by me....

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Jake's lost his job
  It's not funny
In stocks and bonds
  He's lost his money

He paces the floor
  All he does is mope
Cheer up, Jake
  You're healthy 
     ~ There's hope...

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When the sun comes up at daybreak
Challenges lie ahead like a jailbreak?
Oops it's outta the bag
Hope I don't get nabbed
If I do I'll use the name, “Jake Thesnake”...

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Jake
It is not safe for you
To enter the forest
That belongs to the
Macaon natives
And I feel that the macaon natives
Feel that you are coming to
Destroy their forest
Any time now...

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J-oyful 
A-mbience 
K-eeps 
E-arliness 

F-rom 
A-nother 
J-inx 
A-voiding 
R-ainy 
D-ay's 
O-bscurity 

Topic: Birthday of Jake M. Fajardo (June 16) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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DOGGIES ON TV
Our dog Jake attacks dogs on TV
Jumping up and growling as if they were real
What do dogs know
Just love you and so
Allow them this display of aggression they feel...

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Hot Shot Susie, had once shot a SNAKE,
Then shot a WOLF HOUND, oven did bake,
One catch she snatched, just won't go,
Tried have it shoved, still was no,
Sly RAT, git, you owe me your LIFE JAKE!
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I knew a guy whose name was Jake
Who lived in the woods near a lake
           He was sorta wacky 
           And a tad bit tacky
But for some reason he liked to bake






Alexis Y. 
9-8-17...

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GOETHE’S PATH

Jake Castle placed a landmark.
He was not on ordinary trip.
His Goethe’s Path was rampart.
In the forest, he trekked.
______________________|
PENNED ON JUNE 15, 2014!...

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Their youngest boy, they call him one-eye Jake
He was as means as a black mamba snake
Cursed like a landlocked sailor
Took a job as a county jailor
Made all the money a good thief can make.

written October 28, 2021...

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Jake was flabby flaccid and wimpy overall
He is not handsome, truthful, honorable or tall
Why do you date him asked her son Call
Because he taught you how to play baseball
Remembering this, he tried to like him after all...

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Creating a gorgeous valentines pizza, was the chef Mr. Jake.
His puppy stood beside him, giving his tail a happy shake.
They were going to woo Miss Gallanger, a big mistake.
She had a temper that rivaled a major earthquake....

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