Short Jake Poems
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Berry Throm suffered toothache
He went to see Doctor Jake
To have it come out man was willing
He was glad there was no bad drilling.
His name rhymes with cake,
Sweet not only for my sake,
But also tender
While showing his own splendor,
While making love in shower.
There once was a donkey named Jake
Who happened to be afraid of snakes
He see one one day
While eating some hay
And it was a leg that poor donkey would break
I have a confession to make
I've been kissing my dear dog Jake
Not on the lips
The slobbering I skip
He and I are now lovers and that's great
In the boy's sleeping bag
A tiny snake
He was seven
His name was Jake
Jake sneaked him into his mama’s car
When she saw him petting it, she did not drive far
For a week Jean was married to Jake,
Jean discovered that Jake was a snake,
At a shop now in town,
For sale a wedding gown,
With a note - worn once by mistake.
The man had a tough choice to make
Which of the birds should he take?
Both turkeys looked good
But he thought that he should
Take the jenny instead of the jake.
Jake the jokester was so mean
He liked to make his sister moan,
Until one night beneath the moon
Jake was beguiled to better mood.
He now finds joy in being good.
Form:
There once was a man named Jake
He had a great fear of a snake
He thought he saw one
Took a knife, to be done
A garden hose, it was a mistake
Heidi Sands
2/4/21
The homophobic banker he was penned
That careless fool was found to misspend
He thought prison would be cake
Until he met fat old Jake
Now he has got a hairy boyfriend!
More fresh jillaroos sniffing around each day Jake observed.
His fellow stockman nods. They like being ringers I guess.
This brings us fresh jackaroos, so it is okay by me.
Jake's lost his job
It's not funny
In stocks and bonds
He's lost his money
He paces the floor
All he does is mope
Cheer up, Jake
You're healthy
~ There's hope
When the sun comes up at daybreak
Challenges lie ahead like a jailbreak?
Oops it's outta the bag
Hope I don't get nabbed
If I do I'll use the name, “Jake Thesnake”
Jake
It is not safe for you
To enter the forest
That belongs to the
Macaon natives
And I feel that the macaon natives
Feel that you are coming to
Destroy their forest
Any time now
J-oyful
A-mbience
K-eeps
E-arliness
F-rom
A-nother
J-inx
A-voiding
R-ainy
D-ay's
O-bscurity
Topic: Birthday of Jake M. Fajardo (June 16)
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
DOGGIES ON TV
Our dog Jake attacks dogs on TV
Jumping up and growling as if they were real
What do dogs know
Just love you and so
Allow them this display of aggression they feel
Hot Shot Susie, had once shot a SNAKE,
Then shot a WOLF HOUND, oven did bake,
One catch she snatched, just won't go,
Tried have it shoved, still was no,
Sly RAT, git, you owe me your LIFE JAKE!
I knew a guy whose name was Jake
Who lived in the woods near a lake
He was sorta wacky
And a tad bit tacky
But for some reason he liked to bake
Alexis Y.
9-8-17
GOETHE’S PATH
Jake Castle placed a landmark.
He was not on ordinary trip.
His Goethe’s Path was rampart.
In the forest, he trekked.
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PENNED ON JUNE 15, 2014!
Their youngest boy, they call him one-eye Jake
He was as means as a black mamba snake
Cursed like a landlocked sailor
Took a job as a county jailor
Made all the money a good thief can make.
written October 28, 2021
Jake was flabby flaccid and wimpy overall
He is not handsome, truthful, honorable or tall
Why do you date him asked her son Call
Because he taught you how to play baseball
Remembering this, he tried to like him after all
Creating a gorgeous valentines pizza, was the chef Mr. Jake.
His puppy stood beside him, giving his tail a happy shake.
They were going to woo Miss Gallanger, a big mistake.
She had a temper that rivaled a major earthquake.
They are so old-fashioned, these two peas in a pod.
I heard this from Jake, Fred, Sally, Victor and Maud.
Saw them in public, they were wearing century old clothes.
Why they dress like this, I doubt that any other pea knows.
They are so old-fashioned, these two peas in a pod.
I heard this from Jake, Fred, Sally, Victor and Maud.
Saw them in public, they were wearing century old clothes.
Why they dress like this, I doubt that any other pea knows.
J-oy
A-nd
K-indness
E-ase
M-ind
I-f
C-ool
H-eart
A-nd
E-xcellent
L-ife's
R-ighteousness
E-agerly
S-hare
I-mpressive
D-ivine
E-motion
Topic: Birthday of Jake Michael Reside (April 11)
Form: Vertical Monocrostic