Short Jake Poems

we god pole people remember jake godbold
but what good does it do?...

Read More

mayor jake godbold
when the tide has changed to us
i will let go then...

Read More

Jealous Jake jumps joyously
When others quiet boyishly
Get shot down
And quickly frown
Put down by girls coyishly....

Read More

Berry Throm suffered toothache
He went to see Doctor Jake
To have it come out man was willing
He was glad there was no bad drilling....

Read More

There once was a donkey named Jake
Who happened to be afraid of snakes
He see one one day
While eating some hay
And it was a leg that poor donkey would break...

Read More

I have a confession to make
I've been kissing my dear dog Jake
Not on the lips
The slobbering I skip 
He and I are now lovers and that's great...

Read More

For a week Jean was married to Jake,
Jean discovered that Jake was a snake,
At a shop now in town,
For sale a wedding gown,
With a note - worn once by mistake....

Read More

The man had a tough choice to make
Which of the birds should he take?
Both turkeys looked good
But he thought that he should
Take the jenny instead of the jake....

Read More

Jake the jokester was so mean
He liked to make his sister moan,
Until one night beneath the moon
Jake was beguiled to better mood.
He now finds joy in being good....

Read More

There once was a man named Jake
He had a great fear of a snake
He thought he saw one
Took a knife, to be done
A garden hose, it was a mistake

Heidi Sands

2/4/21...

Read More

The homophobic banker he was penned
That careless fool was found to misspend
He thought prison would be cake
Until he met fat old Jake
Now he has got a hairy boyfriend!...

Read More

More fresh jillaroos sniffing around each day Jake observed.
His fellow stockman nods. They like being ringers I guess.
This brings us fresh jackaroos, so it is okay by me....

Read More

Jake's lost his job
  It's not funny
In stocks and bonds
  He's lost his money

He paces the floor
  All he does is mope
Cheer up, Jake
  You're healthy 
     ~ There's hope...

Read More

When the sun comes up at daybreak
Challenges lie ahead like a jailbreak?
Oops it's outta the bag
Hope I don't get nabbed
If I do I'll use the name, “Jake Thesnake”...

Read More

J-oyful 
A-mbience 
K-eeps 
E-arliness 

F-rom 
A-nother 
J-inx 
A-voiding 
R-ainy 
D-ay's 
O-bscurity 

Topic: Birthday of Jake M. Fajardo (June 16) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

Read More

DOGGIES ON TV
Our dog Jake attacks dogs on TV
Jumping up and growling as if they were real
What do dogs know
Just love you and so
Allow them this display of aggression they feel...

Read More

I knew a guy whose name was Jake
Who lived in the woods near a lake
           He was sorta wacky 
           And a tad bit tacky
But for some reason he liked to bake






Alexis Y. 
9-8-17...

Read More

GOETHE’S PATH

Jake Castle placed a landmark.
He was not on ordinary trip.
His Goethe’s Path was rampart.
In the forest, he trekked.
______________________|
PENNED ON JUNE 15, 2014!...

Read More

Their youngest boy, they call him one-eye Jake
He was as means as a black mamba snake
Cursed like a landlocked sailor
Took a job as a county jailor
Made all the money a good thief can make.

written October 28, 2021...

Read More

Creating a gorgeous valentines pizza, was the chef Mr. Jake.
His puppy stood beside him, giving his tail a happy shake.
They were going to woo Miss Gallanger, a big mistake.
She had a temper that rivaled a major earthquake....

Read More

They are so old-fashioned, these two peas in a pod.
I heard this from Jake, Fred, Sally, Victor and Maud.
Saw them in public, they were wearing century old clothes.
Why they dress like this, I doubt that any other pea knows....

Read More

J-oy
A-nd
K-indness
E-ase

M-ind
I-f
C-ool
H-eart
A-nd
E-xcellent
L-ife's

R-ighteousness
E-agerly
S-hare
I-mpressive
D-ivine
E-motion

Topic: Birthday of Jake Michael Reside (April 11) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

Read More

There was a guy named Jake , from Atlanta
 In the Winter season he would play Santa
                    But he left that gig
                     To buy a big rig
     Next he wed a sweet lady named Anna







Alexis Y.
12/18/19...

Read More

J-ust
A-void
K-iller
E-nemy's

M-ysterious
I-nfection
C-ontaining
H-azard
A-s
E-pidemic's
L-ethal

R-aunch
E-mploys
S-evere
I-llness
D-uring
E-xpansion

Topic: Birthday of Jake Michael Reside (April 11) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

Read More

Big Jake
Limerick: by Miracle Man
October 5, 2021

A man affectionately known as big Jake,
thought by most to be another big flake.
But people would whimper,
when Jake lost his temper,
for Jake would rather fight than eat cake.
...

Read More