Short Ironing Poems

Bright autumn sunlight
Ironing out morning chill
Dad lay still and cold...

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Steaming creases out, only to press them back in
Makes me want to chuck the whole pile in the bin...

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don’t walk on tin ice
                 beware of ironing boards
                        silence is golden...

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fall ironing day
work clothes starched and creased
rustling of birch leaves



posted on June 17, 2018...

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I fancy getting whip lashed
and drugged up...

But then my ironing has to 
be done.

( Just a thought )...

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Laundry billowing in the wind
Drove my mother around the bend
She'd greet with scorn
Each Monday morn 
But with ironing done, she grinned!...

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Man, that's Aunt Allie Murphy,
Yeah, ironing board surfing.
See the look on her face,
And She's hooked a great wave.
Pearls with curls then a slurpee...

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I
hate
laundry,
washing up,
ironing, dusting,
fixing stuff - and any
kind of household work.
The logical conclusion Is that 
I must be descended from royalty...

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in the laundry room of sky
the angels wash
the cloths of heaven
hang them on the clouds to dry
and then begin
their cosmic ironing

© Gail Foster 27th December 2016...

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Granny has found a new trend
 With unseen waves to contend
 Ironing board skurfing
  And living room surfing
 Granny's gone off the deep end!

 7-15-2022
 Limerick Contes
 Sponsor: Lisa YY...

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Wrinkled clothes stacked near my ironing board
will just lie there, completely ignored
‘cause today I’ll be groovin’.
To the oldies I’m movin’
like a teen to the hits most adored....

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She stood on the ironing board frame
Where waves of clothes she’d tame
She surfed on thoughts high
Inside the barrel green room a dame
Landing on the blue waves she did fly!

14.7.22
A LImerick Poem...

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Mistress
          Provocative, sexy
      Teasing, pleasing, seducing 
Satisfying my needs, chasing the kids
          Cooking,washing, ironing 
                  Loving, caring 
                        Wife...

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Mistress
          Provocative, sexy
      Teasing, pleasing, seducing 
Satisfying my needs, chasing the kids
          Cooking,washing, ironing 
                  Loving, caring 
                        Wife...

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Although unsteady was dear Aunt Ann’s gait
She struck a yogic pose for a portrait
On an ironing table
Her legends are now fable
Before her name, we prefix title ‘Late’

14-July-2022

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I keep getting spam emails
From Ms Fatale Attraction
Who is a bored housewife
Looking for some hot action
With a younger man, if poss
So if I keep receiving her siren-ing
I might just reply to her
Then I can send her my ironing...

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Grandmas in a mild utter confusion
In foolish notion in her delusion
Aboard the ironing board
To catch the surf waves, she roared
In bent knees she went, in her illusion

7/15/2022


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There once was a dame named violet,
    Who tried to surf without getting wet.
    So she climbed aboard,
    Her ironing board.
    When trying to surf the Internet.

    7 / 18 / 2022.
    Limerick poetry contest.
    Sponsor.  Lisa YY....

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Question for you, chicks and dudes,
What is an ironing board to you?
Did you know they were surfboards?
Yes, they grow up, surf did bore,
Surfboards got a day job,
Being ironing boards is their lot,
Nonsense I do compose,
Only a joke in an ode!...

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Words are so funny
As they fall into rhyme.
For instance "Good morning,
Why weren't you on time?"
"The ironing is piled high,,,,,,,
High up the wall,
But the washing is finished_
Thank goodness__" Thats All.

                 Cile Beer

written l955...

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Beach boys on the boom box, surfing away 
Gran’s bored, California dreaming all day 
She’s drinking whiskey 
And feels quite frisky 
Climbs on her ironing board, next stop LA


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How many syllables checked 
07/18/22...

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Some ladies enjoy riding on their brooms
All over the house, into all the rooms
Gran rode the ironing board
Only skis she could afford
Off she'd ride, before ironing resumes




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July 17, 2022
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I've seen the cool moves of Surfing Annie
Her ironing board rides are so uncanny!
When she has a wipeout
She blames it on her gout
I'm proud of Annie 'cause she's my Granny


July 15, 2022
Limerick Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Lisa YY
Photo supplied by Pinterest...

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a sunshine
warms your ankle

occasionally blowed by the wind
the linden’s flowers cools you up
and you’re smiling

I can barely breath 
I have a peep at you ironing my shirt
paying attention to every detail
caressing and looking it dearly

like you are ironing it on me...

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rough
                     coarse, harsh,
       creasing, wrinkling, crumpling 
vandal, hooligan, uniformity, evenness, 
      furbishing, steamrolling, ironing 
                  creamy, effortless 
                          smooth



Date posted: 07/28/2021...

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