Short Incontinence Poems
Short Incontinence Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Incontinence by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Incontinence by length and keyword.
Embarassed
A sensual, lioness, with a poor constitution, hopes dissociation from her abode will repair the echo of her dreams....
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Categories:
incontinence, body, courage, depression, emotions, how i feel,
Form:
Free verse
Help Line
I phoned the incontinence help line today
“I’m Mrs. Brown, can you help me pray”
“Where are you ringing from Mrs. Brown”?
I of course replied “from the waist down”...
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Categories:
incontinence, funny
Form:
I do not know?
Help Line 2
I phoned the incontinence help line today
“I’m Mrs. Brown, can you help me pray”
But I was extremely disappointed to be told
By the disembodied voice that I should hold...
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Categories:
incontinence, funny, health
Form:
I do not know?
Help Line 3
I phoned the incontinence help line today
To say “I’m Mrs. Brown, can you help me pray”
In the hope of having my condition assuaged
But try as I might it was always engaged...
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Categories:
incontinence, funny
Form:
I do not know?
Help Line 3
I phoned the incontinence help line today
To say “I’m Mrs. Brown, can you help me pray”
In the hope of having my condition assuaged
But try as I might it was always engaged...
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Categories:
incontinence, funny
Form:
I do not know?
Once Upon Her Lover's Grave
Thinking there of how you gave love so free
When I became desperate for a pee
Incontinence lets me down
Your headstone upon I frown
Where to relieve this bodily spree.
© Harry J Horsman 2016...
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Categories:
incontinence, remember,
Form:
Limerick
Assinine Thoughts Saturday
1. Winnebago--rolling deluxe port a potty with a kitchen and bed
2. Incontinence--why mostly seniors own winnebagos(see #1)
3. Incontinent animals usually get euthanized
4. We just need to buy senior animals a Winnebago?...
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Categories:
incontinence, funny
Form:
List
Desperately Leaking Susan Tm
Poor Susan has got a weak bladder
Incontinence made her get sadder
She now wears Depends™
They’re her new “best friends”
And Susan just couldn’t be gladder!
Trademark~~Quintain Poetry Contest
DEPEND Trademark of KIMBERLY-CLARK WORLDWIDE, INC.
Sponsored by Sara Kendrick
12/20/20...
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Categories:
incontinence, body, water, woman,
Form:
Limerick
Not That Betsy
O, do you remember sweet Betsy from Pike?
She trekked ‘cross the prairie in search of a dyke.
She developed incontinence in Illinois;
She was cured of what ailed her by a strange nether boy.
Well, she only spoke German and he only spoke Dutch,
But the way that he plugged holes, didn’t need to speak much.
She’s sworn off the women, and forsaken the booze;
They’re now clogging in Portland in some fine wooden shoes....
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Categories:
incontinence, silly,
Form:
Couplet