Once Upon Her Lover's Grave

Thinking there of how you gave love so free
When I became desperate for a pee
Incontinence lets me down
Your headstone upon I frown
Where to relieve this bodily spree.

© Harry J Horsman 2016
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Duncan Avatar
August 11, 2017 at 8:34 PM
Humor is always good :) Thank you for liking my Divine :)
Macfarlane Avatar
October 1, 2016 at 7:20 PM
LOL. Awesome witty limerick Harry! Hugs
De Burca Avatar
September 26, 2016 at 8:11 PM
lol love the wicked humour in your Limerick.
George   Avatar
September 16, 2016 at 8:57 PM
lol! Thanks Harry, I needed a good laugh. Elaine
Lamoureux Avatar
September 12, 2016 at 8:43 AM
Ha ha, I don't think the flowers will survive!
Gasun Avatar
September 6, 2016 at 11:54 AM
Great limerick my dear friend, Harry. Thanks a lot for sharing and the smiles:) love lots and hugs, Leonora
Vaso Avatar
August 28, 2016 at 5:24 PM
I think you have covered this as poetically as one possibly can, and brought me a smile! Well done!
Fleming Avatar
August 27, 2016 at 11:00 AM
Hhmmm...rather a contentious subject I have to say - Funny as hell though! May God forgive me :) My very best regards, Harry! :) john
Horne Avatar
August 23, 2016 at 3:34 PM
LOL, love it. Thanks for a much needed chuckle
Mac Donald Avatar
August 21, 2016 at 12:41 PM
Made me laugh too, Harry. It's 'her Lover's Grave'? Sounds to me like it's time for a quick squat, he's not going to tell anyone. Have a great week! Mikki
Thirtyseven Avatar
August 19, 2016 at 10:00 AM
Disgusting! Made me laugh though.
Ball Avatar
August 16, 2016 at 9:03 PM
Hmmmm Maybe that love was spread around a bit more freely than it should have been huh? Too funny my friend. Great job. God Bless, JB Thanks so much for your kind words on my "Smokey, Faithful Friend To The End". Been gone awhile ad just got back.
Allison Avatar
August 15, 2016 at 3:06 PM
ha ha ha GREAT humour Harry .. glad I've got my tena ladies on reading this one (joke) lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Wigley Avatar
August 11, 2016 at 12:06 AM
I'm sure you loved her really, it was just your aim..... fun write, Harry. Regards, Viv
Sathasivam Avatar
August 10, 2016 at 12:16 AM
Funny limerick. Enjoyed reading it. Thanks for sharing it.
Johnson Avatar
August 8, 2016 at 6:59 PM
piddle forth and piddle north, incontinence aint grand, love your verse Harry mate, i sure do understand
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
August 8, 2016 at 6:39 AM
lol xxx
Dietrich Avatar
August 7, 2016 at 5:14 PM
oh my goodness. I hope there are bushes nearby!! hahaha
Onclaud Avatar
August 7, 2016 at 1:47 PM
naughty you, harry... ohh my, lol.. huggs
Shaw Avatar
August 7, 2016 at 9:00 AM
Well "Harry" if you "Hate" em just do it all over - but if it's a friend or love one - just behind the "Head" stone is the best place to do . . . ; )
Andresen Avatar
August 7, 2016 at 8:31 AM
- ........ bad boy, Harry !!! :))) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Turner Avatar
August 7, 2016 at 6:47 AM
Harry, I love it! I know where a few old "friends" are buried. LOL
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