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Poor Susan has got a weak bladder Incontinence made her get sadder She now wears Depends™ They’re her new “best friends” And Susan just couldn’t be gladder! Trademark~~Quintain Poetry Contest DEPEND Trademark of KIMBERLY-CLARK WORLDWIDE, INC. Sponsored by Sara Kendrick 12/20/20

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Sara Kendrick

Date: 12/31/2020 7:13:00 AM

I can sympathize with Susan. Creative way to go with the contest. I appreciate your participation..Sara

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 12/23/2020 7:28:00 PM

Hello Jan … another fine reality limerick Jan with a touch of humour to ease a situation - thanks Jan - Lindsay

Gershon Wolf

Date: 12/22/2020 5:03:00 PM

A Trademark Treasure. Very fine creation, Jan! G.L. in the contest, gw

John Watt

Date: 12/21/2020 11:37:00 AM

Oh, this is rich! (and a little too close to home...) Fun pic, funny words, and a big goofy smile on my face with recognition. Poor Susan! Thanks for the laugh Jan, and best wishes in the contest. Hugs ~ John

Jan Allison
Date: 12/21/2020 4:01:00 PM

Thanks John I get these silly ideas and woosh a poem springs into my brain, I did have a different title... was relaxing in the bath and this one came to me lol:-) hugs jan xx

Peter Dome

Date: 12/21/2020 9:34:00 AM

Haha. poor girl. Love this hope you won. and your bladders ok. Take care. pete. x

Jan Allison
Date: 12/21/2020 4:00:00 PM

my bladder is fine - am like a camel at night lol:-) hope you got the issue with the book sorted out, you should be able to get free postage via amazon :-) hugs jan xx

Victor Buhagiar

Date: 12/20/2020 11:14:00 PM

As I grow older I shall probably need one. ~~

Jan Allison
Date: 12/21/2020 3:58:00 PM

my mum wears them... she is very elderly bless her:-( hugs jan xx

Mark Koplin

Date: 12/20/2020 4:10:00 PM

Adult diapers, good lord that's funny! I can't wait.

Jan Allison
Date: 12/21/2020 3:58:00 PM

be careful what you wish for!!! hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 12/20/2020 3:49:00 PM

I can't fathom sitting in public knowing you have just peed into a diaper. Geeez. Wouldn't it smell??

Jan Allison
Date: 12/21/2020 3:58:00 PM

I think they probably have odour control I don't have a clue dont need them at the moment!:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 12/20/2020 3:48:00 PM

GREAT job, Jan. I got called up for jury duty two years ago and put on the card that I had a small bladder (but they paid no mind and called me anyway) but luckily the trial got cancelled. I talked to my doctor since then and he says he will write a note for me if I get called again. I can't even sit through most movies. How would I get through a trial? haha

Jan Allison
Date: 12/21/2020 3:57:00 PM

oh heck a small bladder that must be a real inconvenience for you Andrea!:-( hugs jan xx

Angela Crabtree

Date: 12/20/2020 3:19:00 PM

Very funny, Jan. I enjoyed it. Have a great week :)

Jan Allison
Date: 12/20/2020 3:21:00 PM

Thanks Anglea, we are having a quiet Christmas just me son and hubby - only got a few small bits for son, and will find something for hubby when he thinks of something he needs, having my son home since march is the best gift I will have:-) hugs Jan xx

Alexis Y.

Date: 12/20/2020 2:59:00 PM

Haha, This is hilarious. Great tile as well. Your humor is like a breath of fresh air. I have been ” Susan” a time or two. Best wishes in the contest. Have a good evening:-) Alexis

Jan Allison
Date: 12/20/2020 3:19:00 PM

lol Alexis, I couldnt resist the title and the poem just 'flowed' so well. i hope Sara likes it , it was such fun to write:-) hugs Jan xx

Jenna Logan

Date: 12/20/2020 12:29:00 PM

Oh my! How awful for poor Susan, and how fine a write from you, Jan.

Jan Allison
Date: 12/20/2020 2:18:00 PM

Thanks Jenna it certainly was fun to write:-) thanks for the comment:-) hugs Jan xx

Mystic Rose Rose

Date: 12/20/2020 12:28:00 PM

lol hopefully you and I won't be in her predicament soon, you keep writing these funnies and I might have too, Have a beautiful day, dear Jan, xo

Jan Allison
Date: 12/20/2020 2:18:00 PM

thanks Vienna, am trying to work on a poem for your contest:-) hugs Jan xx

Jack Horne

Date: 12/20/2020 11:55:00 AM

LOL, had a chuckle here. Love your humour. Will have to do 'comments' tomorrow but just wanted to say Hi. Mum & I won a box of chocs for the loo roll flasher I made, LOL. They said it made them all laugh. Will catch up on comments tomorrow. Hope you're all well xx

Jan Allison
Date: 12/20/2020 2:17:00 PM

oh fantastic news about the prize and of course it is perfect for mum lol, all good here, hope you and mum are keeping well:-) hugs Jan xx

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib

Date: 12/20/2020 11:34:00 AM

Giggles galore! Good luck in the contest! xomo

Jan Allison
Date: 12/20/2020 2:16:00 PM

Thanks Mo i hope Sara likes it:-) hugs jan xx

Rico Leffanta

Date: 12/20/2020 11:16:00 AM

Honolulu is the only capitol in the USA sans public toilets in the downtown area so people who don't wear Depends wear a lei? This is a winner, Jan! Aloha! Rico

Jan Allison
Date: 12/20/2020 2:15:00 PM

lol thanks for the comment Rico:-) hugs jan xx

Tom Cunningham

Date: 12/20/2020 11:13:00 AM

If i had a weak bladder id make sure I wore dark clothes. Lol. Tom

Jan Allison
Date: 12/20/2020 2:15:00 PM

ah so subconsciously thats the reasons i opt for black jeans lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 12/20/2020 10:43:00 AM

hilarious title, jan! the poem is great, as well. best of luck in the contest - i don't see how anyone can top this...

Jan Allison
Date: 12/20/2020 2:14:00 PM

I said to my hubby if anyone comments on the title it would be you lol:-) I had a different title and was in the bath when i got this silly idea with word play on the madonna film:-) hugs jan xx