Short Guys Poems
Short Guys Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Guys by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Guys by length and keyword.
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&
if her
shampoo
and conditioner
are not the same brand
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then she's a
guy
.
the go ot a drink
there eyes blink
some stink
some talk
and walk
with a loud voice
its there choice
to be so wise
LOUND MOUTH GUYS
theyer here and there
everywhere
of all face
this is not a race
they have bad taste
there's lives a waste
know them pass them by
theyer the
Bad guy
For guys I suggested a useful tip:-
Marry a girl with piercings on lips.
If she annoys you with meaningless talk,
Just hang on her lips little shiny padlock.
Clint Eastwood
hard to believe he played a cowboy called the good
then fought crime and made the bad guys pay
and said go ahead and make my day
C'mon youse guys, time to get real
Illusions we possess about life are surreal
It is what it is
We all have bias
End up in a box, what the hell's the big deal
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I'm
so sorry
I can't come
shopping with you
................................
but I've got a headache
which I probably
caught from
you last
night
.
Just this last one and I'm done for today
Look forward to this challenge day after day
It's why I rise
Talk with youse guys
To continue for a few more years I pray
A custom myrrh
Bored Ed 'n Heir Plain
Flying 2 Tim-Buck-Too
On Airs Pain
He flew eek-on-a-me class
Saving Siri us money
But Lou zing his lug gauge
Was knot sew fun knee!
Just this last one and I'm done for today
Look forward to this challenge day after day
It's why I arise
Greet the sun and youse guys
To continue for many more years I pray
Every eatery we frequent, us guys are a hit
Greeted with big hugs, the owners transmit
Feel really at home
Likely my shiny dome
Or Cathy's verbosity and my earthshaking wit
Believe it or not, some days I wake up down
But before long you guys get rid of my frown
Owe you big time
For this smile that shines
In fact I'm the happiest hooha in town
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Have I told you lately that I love youse
Ya! Youse guys, it just continues to accrue
With each passing day
More passion youse display
Could pop my hooha, make a mess on my shoe
I've heard that loose lips sink ships
but here's an author's helpful tip
I posted a short story called "apoco-LIPS".
I had to post it as a story because the size of pieces here are SO limited.
There's so many sweetie pies here on the Soup
If I named them all I'd surely be pooped
You know who you are
You're all super stars
There's EVEN some guys I'd include in the loop
When we were kids, we played us against them
Influenced by the war, the news was bad back then
We was the good guys
Happily no one died
It sure seemed so real, but it was only pretend
So,
guys,
if you have
no idea what gift
to buy your girlfriend;
tell her that you’ve already
bought something and ask
her to guess. She will
then offer you
a fulsome
list.
Contrary to popular belief, guys have feminine side
Some wear gowns pretending they're blushing brides
I'm more reserved
Lacking the nerve
But at the sight of a wee mousie, I'm mortified
Contrary to popular belief guys have a feminine side
Some wear gowns pretending they're a blushing bride
I'm more reserved
Lacking the nerve
But at the sight of a wee mousie I'm mortified
we can make a toy
we hate those people who lie
we are living now
but one day we will die
every one has a shelter to live
who gives nothing to someone
we want a force for bad guys
we want to buy a gun.
To All Guys:
The more you flail your arms when you dance,
the more you look like a dork and won't stand a chance
of impressing any of the many fine young ladies.
You'll be going home alone and I don't mean maybe.
I want to retire
Like the Pope,
Maybe
Meet him for coffee
And carrot cake
On a leafy boulevard
And people watch,
Putting the world
To rights
Like a couple of
Regular guys
And walking with
The spring
Of untapped youth.
There's so many sweetie pies here on the Soup
If I named them all I'd surely be pooped
You know who you are
You're all super stars
There's even some GUYS I'd include in the loop
© Jack Ellison 2015
I'll tell you true I'm through with guys.
Cause all they do is tell you lies.
They break your heart and make you cry.
And make you want to go and die.
The way they treat you is a sin.
Hey dig the guy who just walked in!
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