Short Guinea Poems

From old pond frog
to  this Questionku--
are haiku Guinea Pigs?...

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new guinea beauty
victoria crowned pigeon 
sports royal plumage...

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Early morning mist
caught by smoke 
through carbonated thached roofs...

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When guinea pigs differ, the world becomes a maze...we all can't be smart...

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Furry
Cat dog hamster
Ferret guinea pig too
A fun loyal companionship
Cuddly...

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Itty bitty guinea piggy
How you make me laugh
I'm glad my mommy gave me you
Instead of that giraffe....

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big birds
guinea hens
pimping


Fall    down
Winter    up
spring      forward

autumn 
turning leaves
colorful...

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Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment
to prove that lack of sleep is not hazardous for life sustainment....

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now I lay me down

                                   doctors say a sleep study

                                       waking me always...

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now I lay me down

                                       doctors say a sleep study

                                           me to never dream...

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A senior took one pill too many
And woke up incredibly skinny
His wife looked aghast,
"I thought you had passed
And sold your parts for ten guinea!"...

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Queen Alexandria’s Birdwing
Wing span of ten to twelve inches
Found only in New Guinea forests
Largest butterfly in the world
Seen by only a few
Rare...

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I have a guinea pig named Gizmo
Whose antics made everyone go "Oh, no!"
He'd run through the house
Like a tiny, furry mouse
And leave poop chaos wherever he'd go!...

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Me oh Me oh Me oh wee oh oh My
The sky is blue when the guinea pigs fly
With top hat and vest here is elderly one, Guy.
Guess what? There’s a prissy monocle in his eye....

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Empty; little love
Little Interest
Scream Loud
Rebirth of 1999
Genuine Pakistani Outcry
Asia is East
Europe is West
Shadow Afghans; Dream for Love
I cannot breath
Time flies; While the beat is rocking...

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St Paddy’s day Guinea pig is loud singing again
The foam from his beer is dripping down from his chin
He seems to be a little inebriated, I think I dare say.
He gives me the wing and says “Happy St Paddy’s day!”...

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There once was a nanny,* lived in New Guinea
She's spot her billy, O would she whinny
   She'd kick up her feet
   And then she would bleat
She'd curl the hair on his chin-chin-chinny


*A nanny is a female goat...

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Soft fur, gentle squeak
Curled up in a cozy ball
Guinea pig happiness

Tiny paws, bright eyes
Nibbling on fresh veggies
Playful little friend

Snuggle close, content
Warm fuzz against my chest
Guinea pig love flows...

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Gizmo, fluffy ball,
Squeaks and hops around his pen,
Loves his veggies all.

Cute and chubby cheeks,
Guinea pig with lively squeaks,
Brings me joy and peaks.

Gizmo, little guy,
Snuggles close, his bright eyes shine,
My piggy, oh so spry....

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a guinea fowl
molting polka dot feathers—
handmade earrings

© February 21, 2012
Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen

Written for Poetry Soup Member Contest: Juxtaposition Haiku 	 
Sponsored by: Charles Henderson

http://www.honoluluzoo.org/guineafowl.htm...

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St. Patrick's day- we're all meant to wear green 
I'm Italian, but I know what you mean 
To wear green to display 
We're all Irish this day 
Even a Guinea...whose name is Eugene 



Limerick In Honor Of St. Patrick's Day Poetry Contest 
Sponsor: L Milton Hankins 
2/22/21...

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I will be your guinea pig I say.
What can I do for you today?
Wash the toilets? Clean the floor?
Paint that wall? Refinish your door?

I have arrived to work in a merry way.
Ready to have an absolutely fine Monday.
Just do any extra lunch duty, okay?
I wish I was back in home in every way....

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Human
Man and Woman
Psychology’s guinea pigs
Electric shock unknowingly given
Every time one munches on baby figs
Just like Pavlov’s dogs
Humans- more like cognitive dogs
Aware of the capacity?
Two sided reality
One’s mentality
Can be trained
In this same manner
Even on ones own accord....

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Cuddly Animals

Little small cuddly animals all full 
of colourful coats and lots of fur. 
Every type is here from little mice 
to black Norwegian goth guinea pigs 
to chocolate drop pussy cats 
that love to be stroked. 
All animals are there to be loved 
with lots of care in nice warm homes....

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Don’t be late 
Get on board

Hate that hate
Hate that word


Nigga Faggot
Fairy coon

Sticks n stones
OH!
Words WILL bruise!

Guinea chink
Jewball slut

Words that hurt 
Words that SHUT

Get on board
Shut that gate

Shun those
Words
Hate that
Hate

By: Bill MacEachern
03/13/21...

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